Saga A clone wars IM (Anakin, Ahsoka, Obi-wan, Rex, Padme)

This is just something I threw together when I was working on my other fanfic. Enjoy!

I don't own star wars or any of the characters.

Anakin: ThEaWeSoMeOnE
Ahsoka: not-A-youngling102
Obi-wan: blastITanakin638
Rex: Rexter111*

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ThEaWeSoMeOnE: So this is the new messaging system?

not-A-youngling102: Yeah. Nice username Master. Really humble. *Rolls eyes*

ThEaWeSoMeOnE:Thanks Snips! I'm glad you like it!

not-A-youngling102h for the love of the force.....

blastITanakin638: Cut it out you two! I knew giving you a padawan was a bad idea Anakin...by the way you really should change your username Anakin, before the council sees it. Remember what happend last time..*Shivers*

ThEaWeSoMeOnE:NO NO NO! I'M NOT CHANGING MY NAME AND YOU CAN"T MAKE ME OBI-WAN KENOBI! HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

not-A-youngling102:Master, how many cups of stemi-caf have you had today?

ThEaWeSoMeOnE:THATS NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX YOUNGLING! YOU HAVE NO CONTROL OVER ME! HAHAHA! I WILL BECOME A EVIL SITH LORD AND WIPE THE ENTIRE GALAXY CLEAN OF DUST MITES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

not-A-youngling102:Two words:I'm leaving.

not-A-youngling102;Wait, what's beeswax?

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Rexter111:Generals, Kid. We've spotted droids on the south side of the base.

blastITanakin638exasperated sigh* Well, can't you take care of it. I have more importent things to do. *Goes back to writing Siri a love letter*

Rexter111:Sir, there's over two hundered droids out there.

ThEaWeSoMeOnE:I CAN COUNT TO FIVE YOU KNOW! YOU DON"T HAVE TO MAKE ME FEEL STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rexter111: Um, what's up with General Skywalker?

ThEaWeSoMeOnE:NOTHING IS WRONG WITH ME! LEAVE ME ALONE YOU CRAZY CLONE! I NEED MORE CAFFINE! *goes off to find more stemi-caf*

blastITanakin638:Never mind him. he's always this way before he goes to see his wife.

not-A-youngling102:Wait WIFE!

blastITanakin638:What are you talking about Ahsoka. Anakin's not married. I would know if he were married.

not-A-youngling102:But you just said....

blastITanakin638:Never mind. Stop being silly and go help Rex while I finish this love letter.

not-A-youngling102kay fine..Wait LOVE LETTER. WHAT ON TATOOINE IS GOING ON HERE!

blastITanakin638: Ahsoka, don't yell. I said go help Rex since he can't seem to take care of a few hundered programmed killing machines by himself.

not-A-youngling102:What...Oh never mind. Keep your armour on Rex. I'm coming.

Rexter111: Great. We've got one Jedi hyped up on caf, one writting a love letter to a secret girlfriend that no one is supposed to know about, and now they send a young to help me fight off droids. Oh yes I'm very confident that we're going to win this war...

not-A-youngling102: READ THE USERNAME HELMET FACE! I AM NOT A YOUNGLING!!!!!!

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blastITanakin638: *yawns* I'm going to call it a night. l8er

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ThEaWeSoMeOnE:Hehe. Hi ho hi ho. It's off to become a sith lord I go....

 

How many cups of stimi-caf did you have before writing this?

This was a good laugh.

 

I needed a good laugh!

Very original...Great Job!

Does it continue?

 

I don't drink coffee (How many cups of caffeine loaded hot chocolate I had is not important)

And yes it does continue.

I wrote the first one at ten last night. It's sort of a break from my other fanfic. Thanks for reading!

 

That was funny. . Obi wan was writing Siri a love letter, and Anakin drinking a lot of stimcaf. (Reminds me of my mom)

 

That was TOO funny!

How much stimcaf did you have before you wrote this?

But in all seriousness, CONTINUE IT!

 

that was great you should continue it

 

SO FUNNY! Wait I'm yelling!

This really really made me laugh. I love these humor pieces.

 

I'm glad everyone likes it! I wrote this at ten last night while trying to write my other fanfic. The part I was writing was supposed to be sweet, but all I could come up with was crazyness so I wrote this.

It will be continued. I will write some whenever I get an idea (Any ideas of funny scenarios are much appreciated).

 

Twittering or Hyves? Loved it needing a laugh after working on some serious stuff.

 

Chapter Two


Yoda:HiP-HoP-GrEeN
Mace Windu:Macy135*
Padme:AngelicSenator*
Obi-wan:blastITanakin638
Ahsoka:not-A-youngling102
Anakin:ThEaWeSoMeOnE
Rex:Rexter111
Codyrder66Guy*
Ventress:KILLKENOBI*
Dooku:TyranusREX
Plapatine:bestOFbothWORLDS146
Grievous:CyborgCUTIE
Siribisgirl*
Crazy fan girl(Me):YWPOAARCVDPGS

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HiP-HoP-GrEeN: Master Kenobi, Explanation have you for the mess in the mess hall?

blastITanakin638: Hehe mess in the mess hall...hehe....

Macy135:ANSWER THE WOMAN!!!!!!

blastITanakin638: Um..Master Yoda is a dude...Nice username...Macy!

Macy135:SHUT UP! LUMINARA PICKED IT OUT!

blastITanakin638: Hehe...Macy and Luminara sittin in a tree, k.i.s.s.i.n...

Macy135:SHUT UP!!!!

HiP-HoP-GrEeN:Master Windu, Control you temper you must.

Macy135sigh* Sawy Yoda, Fwends?

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not-A-youngling102: Masters, I found Anakin.

blastITanakin638:Good. Where is he?

Rexter111: In the mess hall next to the caf machine, Naked.

blastITanakin638: Oh dear....

Macy135:I KNEW SKYWALKER WAS TROUBLE! HE SHOULD BE DRAWN AND QUARTERED! OR THROWN IN A PIT FULL OF KITTENS!

HiP-HoP-GrEeNh, pit oh kittens. Good idea that is. *rolls eyes*

YWPOAARCVDPGSBI-WAN! Finally I've found you! Come here you big hunk of Jedi!

not-A-youngling102: Who are you?

YWPOAARCVDPGS: NO OBI-WAN COME BACK PLEASE! I LOVE YOU!

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not-A-youngling102: Well.... that was weird...what do we do now?

Rexter111:Let's get cupcakes.

Macy135: YAY! CUPCAKES!!!!

HiP-HoP-GrEeN: Get cupcakes we will then.

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bestOFbothWORLDS146: Hehe...Little do those foolish Jedi know. that cupcakes are POISONOUS!!!!! Mwa haha*Hic* I should really cut back on the drinking. *hic*

By the way, the little * by characters names means I'm looking for a better one for them. Please help!

 

By the way, the name of my character does have a meaning. it's not just a random assortment of letters (well in a way it is). See if you can figure it out.

 

Hilarious!!!

 

You are hilarious! This is the funniest story I've read in a while. My brother is reading it with me, and we both demand more!

Anakin is so funny. So is - well, all of them!



Continue! I'm begging you!


Does your characters name start with each other character's name in order? If that made sense.

 

YAYZ! The funniness continues and must continue!!!!!!!

Can't wait for next update...

 

This is too funny! (Gunganfan lead me here )

Macy?! LoL, you have to keep that one!

 

Hahaha, awesome work!!

 

Jedi_QueenBee -thank you!

GuNgAnFaN3090-I'm glad you both like it! It is continuing.

KotORBF2Female_Revan-I will update it when I get my next idea for a scenario

JarJarJedi-I'll keep Macy then (Hugs gunganfan!)

Qui-Gon_Reborn -Thank you!

 

great story! PM me with updates please?

 

This is hilarious.

What would really be cool is if everyone thinks Palpatine is an actual user, and Sidious is a hovering bot -- whereas it is the actual other way around (Palpatine being the bot of Sidious). Just a thought.

 

again hilarious Macy sounds a bit like Macys (also the name for young black tits in Dutch)

Great hilarious fun

 

Chapter Three


Yoda:HiP-HoP-GrEeN
Mace Windu:Macy135
Padme:AngelicSenator*
Obi-wan:blastITanakin638
Ahsoka:not-A-youngling102
Anakin:ThEaWeSoMeOnE
Rex:Rexter111
Codyrder66Guy*
Ventress:KILLKENOBI*
Dooku:TyranusREX
Plapatine:bestOFbothWORLDS146
Greavouse:CyborgCUTIE
Siri:ToughGirl749
Crazy fan girl(Me):YWPOAARCVDPGS

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ThEaWeSoMeOnE:Ahsoka! You were supposed to meet me in the training room, TWO HOURS AGO!

not-A-youngling102:Sorry Master! I just got the new issue of Space teen monthly! *Squeals*

ThEaWeSoMeOnEin high pitched girly voice* Oh goodie! I mean *cough* oh yay.

not-A-youngling102h! there's a whole new section of gossip! Lets see.....Chancellor Palpatine has a stuffed Ewok, Senator Chuchi is pregnant and moved to Dantooine, Senator Amidala wears wigs, oh, here's one about you! You are now currently in a secret relationship!

ThEaWeSoMeOnEchokes on caf* WITH WHO!

not-A-youngling102: wouldn't you like to know....

ThEaWeSoMeOnE:TELL ME WHO OR I WILL DETROY YOUR PLANET WITH MY DEATH STAR!

not-A-youngling102:What's a death star?

ThEaWeSoMeOnE:A weapon from the future that I help build after I become an evil sith lord to try to sve my wife and unborn child.

not-A-youngling102kay! Anyway, I'm not going to tell you who it says unless you do the "Little teapot dance"....

ThEaWeSoMeOnE:This probably goes against so many council rules.....I'm a little teapot..

not-A-youngling102Snaps on holorecorder* So easy...I'll just save this for future blackmail.....

ThEaWeSoMeOnE:Here is my handle, here is my spout....

not-A-youngling102:Hehe! This is just too good!

ThEaWeSoMeOnE:..and pour me out! There Ahsoka! I'm done! Now tell me!

not-A-youngling102: Sheash! Okay! According to Space teen monthly, you are in a relationship with.....Aayla Secura!

ThEaWeSoMeOnE:Run Ahsoka.

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Rexter111:General, kid there's been.... hey! Where'd they go? Oh a holorecorder!

Sorry this is a short one. Enjoy!

 

Oh wow.

 

That was too great! If you have a PM list, I'd like to be added please.

 

LOL: "Hey look a holorecorder!"

Add me to the PM list, plz!