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Discussion in 'Pacific Regional Discussion' started by Larena_Jade, May 30, 2008.

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  1. Larena_Jade

    Larena_Jade Jedi Padawan star 4

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    A Computer Nerd on the roof...
    Sounds crazy, no?
    But here, in our little village of Anatevka,
    you might say
    every one of us is a Computer Nerd on the roof.
    Trying to type out a pleasant, simple tune
    without breaking his neck.
    It isn't easy.
    You may ask,
    why do we stay up there
    if it's so dangerous?
    Well, we stay because
    Anatevka is our home.
    And how do we keep our balance?
    That I can tell you in one word!
    Tradition!


    Because of our traditions,
    we've kept our balance for many, many years.
    Here in Anatevka,
    we have traditions for everything.
    How to reply.
    How to post.
    How to type.
    How to wear clothes.
    For instance,
    we always keep our heads covered,
    and always wear a little prayer shawl.
    This shows our constant devotion to God.
    You may ask,
    how did this tradition get started?
    I'll tell you.



    I don't know.
    But it's a tradition.
    And because of our traditions,
    every one of us knows who he is
    and what God expects him to do.


    Who, day and night, must scramble for a living
    Feed a wife and children
    Say his daily prayers?
    And who has the right as master of the house
    To have the final word at home?
    The papa
    The papa
    Tradition
    The papa
    The papa
    Tradition

    Who must know the way to make a proper home
    A quiet home
    A kosher home?
    Who must raise a family and run the home
    So Papa's free to read the Holy Book?
    The mama
    The mama
    Tradition
    The mama
    The mama
    Tradition

    At three I started Hebrew school
    At ten I learned a trade
    I hear they picked a bride for me
    I hope
    she's pretty
    And who does Mama teach
    To mend and tend and fix?
    Preparing her to marry
    Whoever Papa picks
    The daughters
    The daughters
    Tradition
    The papa
    Mama
    Sons
    The daughters
    Tradition

    And in the circle of our little village,
    we've always had our special types.
    For instance,
    Yente, the matchmaker,
    . Reb Nachum, the beggar.
    And, most important of all,
    our beloved rabbi.
    Rabbi, may I ask you a question?
    Certainly, Leibesh.
    Is there a proper blessing... for the Tzar?
    A blessing for the Tzar?
    Of course.
    May God bless and keep the Tzar
    far away from us!
    Dai dai dai dai
    Dai dai dai dai
    Dai dai dai dai
    Dai dai dai dai dai
    Dai dai dai dai
    Dai dai dai dai
    Dai dai dai dai
    Dai dai dai dai dai
    Then there are the others in our village.
    They make a much bigger circle.
    We don't bother them
    and so far, they don't bother us.
    And among ourselves,
    we always get along perfectly well.
    Of course, there was the time when he sold him a horse.
    He told him it was only six years old
    when it was really .
    But now it's all over.
    And we all live in simple peace an
     
  2. _Vengeance_

    _Vengeance_ Jedi Master star 4

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    [face_laugh]

    =D=

    :eek:

    [face_beatup]

    :(

    @};-

    [face_blush]
     
  3. Larena_Jade

    Larena_Jade Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Fine, i thought it was funny... [face_not_talking]
     
  4. Colt1326

    Colt1326 Jedi Youngling star 1

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    lol i... don't know what to say lol >.<
     
  5. crashdown

    crashdown Jedi Master star 4

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    Nov 6, 2003
    I especially liked the

    Dai dai dai dai dai's
     
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