JCC A Day in the Life of a Fellow JCCer

How do you imagine it? An individual or a group? For example;

@endersai

Awakes five minutes before the alarm goes off, sitting bolt upright. Scans silk sheets to ensure Aunt Bea has ironed them while he slept. Downs Bloody Mary left on bed side table by Aunt Bea. Rolls eyes because Bloody Mary is slightly above chilled. Alarm clock goes off. Alarm clock thrown into wall.

Steps into mirrored shower. Water from all four shower heads set to scalding because he can take it. Stares at self in the mirrors, internally quoting Gladiator.

Dressed by Aunt Bea. Makes her tie a Windsor knot into a double Windsor knot and back into a Windsor knot. Just for ****s and giggles.

Breakfast. Two poached eggs with a Bloody Mary. Peruses selected newspapers, with stories regarding excellent Ingurland and dumb 'Murika, the ammo for the day.

Gets on skateboard, rides to work. Clocks in.

Is a patronising bastard to people calling into the Samaritans. On downtime posts on the JC. As a patronising bastard. Clocks out.

Goes home, watches American shows and films while enjoying French fries, deep fried Twinkies and sarsaparilla.

Gets tucked into bed by Aunt Bea.



Or!

Darth Tunes

Wakes up.

Yeah.

Goes to sleep


What do you have, JC?

 

Pity post.

 

;(

 

I resent/am offended by your post. I do a lot more than sleep. I eat froot loops and go for walks. I've thought about picking up some job applications on those walks, and will, one day. It's not easy being me. Sometimes, my brother buys me cheap whiskey, and I drink that, and it's a fun time. On those days, it's sort of easy being me.

Now, if you'll excuse me, my mother wants me to clean the bathroom, so I've got to get my nap in first.

 

In addition, I think in both cases the author drastically underestimates the amount of time given up to posting on the JC. Otherwise I find his work witty and satisfying.

 

Skywalker8921

Monday: Just shut up, all of you! Goodbye forever, you won't be seeing me again.
Tuesday: Just shut up, all of you! Goodbye forever, you won't be seeing me again.
Wednesday: Just shut up, all of you! Goodbye forever, you won't be seeing me again.
Thursday: Just shut up, all of you! Goodbye forever, you won't be seeing me again.
Friday: Just shut up, all of you! Goodbye forever, you won't be seeing me again.
Saturday: Just shut up, all of you! Goodbye forever, you won't be seeing me again.

She takes off Sunday, that's God's day.

 

I know the Windsor and half Windsor knots but what's a double Windsor?

 

lol

 

I would like to point out that if you changed "Aunt Bea" for Woodhouse you basically describe Stirling Archer's day.

Which is to say, my day sounds awesome.

 

So what you're saying is you're secretly the epitome of an America hero? All along.

 

An American hero whose homelife was based extensively on Ian Fleming's Bond? Yes.

 

Okay so a rich fancy cool guy, but with distinctly American attributes, including a belief in American awesomeness and superiority. I agree, that sounds like you!

 

i actually had to re-write a few times because it was too Sterling, so great spot. Plus I know you love ****ing fat chicks.

 

"This time really get in there. All you've been doing is giving one side hell."

If I were someone else, I'd have to report you for being mean about me.