Phx A different kind of geek test...

Are You A Geek? (Polygeek Version)
Oh no! Another geek quiz. This one's a little different, though. Rather than assuming you have to be a computer whiz to be considered a geek, we here at Thudfactor have tried to locate the essence, the quiddity, the spirit (if you will) of geekiness. Because you know and I know that web developers, JAVA programmers, and network admins aren't the only geeks in town.

It asks to tell what sex you are first...if you choose the option OTHER than male/female boy/girl...it says:
Ha ha very funny, Poindexter. Check your drawers and answer again. Sheesh. NICE!

Are You A Geek? (Polygeek Version)

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You are 15% geek
OK, so maybe you ain't a geek. You do, at least, show a bit of interest in the world around you. Either that, or you have enough of a sense of humor to pick some of the sillier answers on the test. Regardless, you're probably a pretty nifty, well-rounded person who gets along fine with people and can chat with just about anyone without fear of looking stupid or foolish or overly concerned with minutiae. God, I hate you.

hmm...if I'm not a geek and am only 15%, what is everyone else?? I think this test allows for a little geekiness. But at least it's not all computer questions!

 

"I have suspected as such all along...."

You are 49% geek
You are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator.

Normal: Tell our geek we need him to work this weekend.

You [to Geek]: We need more than that, Scotty. You'll have to stay until you can squeeze more outta them engines!

Geek [to You]: I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain, but we need more dilithium crystals!

You [to Normal]: He wants to know if he gets overtime.

 

omg

FYI:
Dating tip: Don't date a geek of the same persuasion as you. You'll constantly try to out-geek the other.

 

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You are 69% geek

You are a geek. Good for you! Considering the endless complexity of the universe, as well as whatever discipline you happen to be most interested in, you'll never be bored as long as you have a good book store, a net connection, and thousands of dollars worth of expensive equipment. Assuming you're a technical geek, you'll be able to afford it, too. If you're not a technical geek, you're geek enough to mate with a technical geek and thereby get the needed dough. Dating tip: Don't date a geek of the same persuasion as you. You'll constantly try to out-geek the other.

 

Sadly.... That one is pretty much right on the mark.... I've always been borderline

 

<table border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" style="background-color: #fff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica; font-size: 10px"><tr><td colspan="2">You are <b><span style="color: #090">47%</span></b> geek</td></tr><img src="http://www.thudfactor.com/images/geekquiz/boy_25x50.jpg" height="170" width="120"></td><td valign="top">You are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator.
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<b>Normal:</b> Tell our geek we need him to work this weekend.<br /><br />
<b>You [to Geek]:</b> We need more than that, Scotty. You'll have to stay until you can squeeze more outta them engines!<br /><br />
<b>Geek [to You]:</b> I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain, but we need more dilithium crystals!<br /><br />
<b>You [to Normal]:</b> He wants to know if he gets overtime.<br /><br /></blockquote
</td></tr></table> <p><a href="http://www.thudfactor.com/geekquiz.php">Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com</a></p>

 

Hey! I know it's only 2%, but how the heck did Void score lower than I did?!

 

I can't believe Void scored that low! But hey, at least you have one of the coolest pics with your results!

 

I'm got nailed on the music section

 

You are 25% geek

OK, so maybe you ain't a geek. You do, at least, show a bit of interest in the world around you. Either that, or you have enough of a sense of humor to pick some of the sillier answers on the test. Regardless, you're probably a pretty nifty, well-rounded person who gets along fine with people and can chat with just about anyone without fear of looking stupid or foolish or overly concerned with minutiae. God, I hate you.

 

35% geek.. mulder picture.

 

You are 28% geek
You are a geek liaison, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator.

 

41% Geek Liaison, pic of Kirsten Dunst

 

You are 70% geek
You are a geek. Good for you! Considering the endless complexity of the universe, as well as whatever discipline you happen to be most interested in, you'll never be bored as long as you have a good book store, a net connection, and thousands of dollars worth of expensive equipment. Assuming you're a technical geek, you'll be able to afford it, too. If you're not a technical geek, you're geek enough to mate with a technical geek and thereby get the needed dough. Dating tip: Don't date a geek of the same persuasion as you. You'll constantly try to out-geek the other.

Ok, so what if I have a couple shelves worth of microbiology reading?

 

Ummmm, well, I think my Medical Books, Political Analysis Studies, Historical Accounts Library and the Philosophy and Theology sections of my own library may have pushed me over that 2%

 

Whoa, I had the highest score so far. Scary

 

Just goes to show how accurate this one is

 

Final Score:
You are 27% geek

 

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I got killed by the music and the textbook questions.


But if I have to be Mulder, that's fine by me. Bring on the conspiracies and the chain smoking henchmen.

 

HELL YEAH! Mulder's a compliment, not an insult! And don't forget about Krycek!
Oh what a couple of hotties!

 

44% geek.

 

47% geek (and Proud)

 

36% - geek liason (pic of kirsten dunst)

this is a pretty accurate test, i like this one a lot.

 

You are 14% geek
OK, so maybe you ain't a geek. You do, at least, show a bit of interest in the world around you. Either that, or you have enough of a sense of humor to pick some of the sillier answers on the test. Regardless, you're probably a pretty nifty, well-rounded person who gets along fine with people and can chat with just about anyone without fear of looking stupid or foolish or overly concerned with minutiae. God, I hate you.

(Picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger)