A final Q's and A's book?

At the end the EU and movies, will LFL/Lucas Book release a book that answers all the most popular unanswered Star Wars questions?

e.g What species is Yoda?

 

Yoda is a Yodel.

 

How are we meant to know?

 

I seem to remember that Yoda is a Whill(sp?).

 

You might remember it. Doesn't make it true.

 

Yoda is a Swamp Gnome.
he has a +3 Intelligence Modifier and a -2 Strength Modifier.

 

How many times do I have to say it. Yoda is a Muppet. See, Henson didn't create the muppets, he just created what we call muppets after an encounter with the last member of that race. They were kinda a peaceable version of the Vong, leaveing the Star Wars galaxy in an attempt to escape the most popular question there. That of course being "What race do Yoda and Yaddle belong too?" But sadly, the trip to this galaxay was an incredibably long and dangerous one. They only arrived a little over two hundred years ago. But it took until the 1960s to make it to the only system which could support them. And by that time, only one survived. They (they never revealed their gender and were apparently a Jedi as their body vanished when they died) spent all of a month on Earth before passing on. But in that time they revealed all kinds of marvelous stories to Henson, stories which he then used for the Muppet Show and a few of the early Muppet movies.

 

Yoda is a Swamp Gnome.
he has a +3 Intelligence Modifier and a -2 Strength Modifier.



Don't forget the 60' infravision and Size Small modifiers.