A game to get to know each other

^ Correct. And its a great life.

< Didnt really fail them. In fact, I didnt even take them. I was in the pub at the time, then I joined the army and never looked back.

v Thinks Im a fool.

 

^ Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool that follows him?

< Think I got that wrong

V Knows I got that wrong

 

^ Not by much. Wasn't it 'Who's the bigger fool? The fool or the fool who follows the fool?'

< Can't remember what thats from.

v Will tell me.

 

^ No I won't cos I posted that.

< Has to stop posting under the wifes name.

v Will tell me what the fool thing is from.

 

^ Is from A New Hope - just after the Millenium Falcon lands on the Death Star

< Wants people to post meet ideas in my meet thread, as I fly out in six weeks and will have limited internet access after that

v Will post some ideas

 

^ I will

< Has some ideas

v Is too lazy to think

 

^ Naturally.

< Is at work till 6 in the morning.

v Doesn't eat trout.

 

^ I don't I am vegetarian. Or is this London slang for something

< Did you know that there is a good chippy in NYC run by Londoners (I think) - here. But their prices are daylight robbery, forget the a salt and battery

V Wants chips now ... at this time!

 

^ Yes, cause it's nearly dinner time

< Is going to my cousin's 18th soon, even though he turned 18 last month

v Also has birthday parties a month late

 

^ No. I dont have birthday parties.

< Is at work again.

v Is going to dress as Yoda for LF&CC

 

^ I'll be there in spirit!

< Was bored sh.., er out of my brain at my cousin's 18th

v Wished they were there to keep me company

 

^ I wish I was too.
< Not sure if you would have wanted me there as I would probably
have got wasted, stood on a table and tooe my top off.
v Prays they'll never see me drunk.

 

^ Have done frequently

< Is looking forward to having my wisdom teeth out.

v Has seventeen toes. On one foot.

 

^ How did you know?

< Is quite hungry, but cannot find anything decent for dinner

v Is having a banguet for dinner

 

^ I shall be feasting on orangutan & breakfast cereal

< Picked the perfect weather to take a day off work

v Uses the force to open tube train doors

 

^ I use 'force' to open tube doors - especially in rush hour

< Is rather good at Fight Night - despite RSI

V Wants to challenge me to a real fight

 

^ I challenge you to a duel good sir!

< Is having Vodka and orange and is going to the beach tomorrow.

v Thinks 'Green Wing' is funny.

 

^ Trust the squadie to be the first one to reply

< Reading up on Queensbury rules

V Is gonna tell me they breach human rights

 

^ No. I ain't tellin' you nuttin'

< Is broke and will have little money to spend on her holiday

v Will find me bargains when I'm in London

 

^ indeed, much cheapness

< founder of the Max Planck Institute's new Poopischeforschungszentrum

v thinks the above facility exists only in my mind

 

^ seeing as Poopischeforschungszentrum is funny, I'm asuming so

< is at work experiacne and is alowed to surf TF.N

v lives in Poopischeforschungszentrum

 

^ If Poopischeforschungszentrum is in London then you are correct

< is wondering just what he's let himself in for

v Thinks I'm sexy

 

^ Yeah baby, but I think Stormtrooper fan might beat me up.
< Wants to know when Paddy and Stormie are getting married.
v Yearns to be my slave for a day.

 

^ I do?

< Has had enough

v Wants to know why

 

^ Erm go on then do tell?

< is grinning like an idiot

v is not suplised