A GONK HISTORY

Discussion in 'Tampa Bay, FL' started by THEGONK, Mar 7, 2004.

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  1. THEGONK Jedi Padawan

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    IF YOU HAVNT ALREADY START READING ABOUT ME UNDER SW PERSONA AND MORE DETAILS WILL BE GONKED.
    GONK GONK.....

  2. GeeksGoneBad Jedi Knight

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    So what's the next piece of the story for Gonk? It's like the "To be continued..." thing... I just can't wait :) LOL
  3. Annya_Latoure2 Fan Force CR Tampa Bay, FL

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    My undercover history as a fast food restaurant trashcan...
  4. THEGONK Jedi Padawan

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    OK I LIED IM NOT FORCE SENATIVE BUT, I AM LACTOSE-INTOLERANT.

    I DIDNT STUDY WITH YODA, BUT I DID GO TO PARTY AT KENNY BAKERS HOUSE ONCE, WHERE WARWICK DAVIS MIS-TOOK ME FOR URINAL.

    I HAVE KILLED MANY JEDI, BUT ONE CUP OF YOGURT AND IM OUT OF COMMISSION.

    THERE WAS ONE TIME I WAS STRANDED ON HOTH, I WAS LOST AND COLD AND THE ONLY MEANS OF SURIVAL WAS TO OPEN UP GOV. JADE AND CRAWL INSIDE HIS BELLY FOR WARMTH. (NOT SO FORCE SENTATIVE THAT DAY.)

  5. Neszis Jedi Master

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    Astounding.

    ~Neszis~
  6. Gov_Jade Jedi Knight

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    ::mouth gaping open:: hmmmm...where did I put that droid restraining bolt...? Oh wait, I know...::draws out a light saber:: I can make metal confetti...::EWG:: Better yet we put the restraining bolt on and put it outside of a McD's on Nebraska...give it its original job back...as a trashcan...hehehe
  7. GeeksGoneBad Jedi Knight

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  8. codemaker Force Ghost

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    Hey Gov, I say we take the yogurt chugging, lactose intolerant, no force havin urinal and beat it to a pulp.
  9. Annya_Latoure2 Fan Force CR Tampa Bay, FL

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    I think I know a Jawa who can make the bad GONK go away. Don't pick on the GOV'NR...he has powerful and might I say...unsavory allies that would pummel a droid just for the sake of pummeling, let alone for such an outright insult.
  10. Jedijace007 Jedi Master

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    Yeah Gonk, what the he11 ?!? Darryl didnt deserve that shyte. Tone it down, or take it out. We're ALL friends here, unprovoked insults dont fly.

    Onward
    Jace
  11. Annya_Latoure2 Fan Force CR Tampa Bay, FL

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  12. codemaker Force Ghost

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    Besides, we don't serve droids in here so ya better hop on the nearest Sandcrawler you can find and ride out if ya know what's good for ya.
  13. THEGONK Jedi Padawan

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    YOU KNOW, GOV JADE SEEM TO HAVE NO PROBLEM. SOME PEOPLE TRY TO HAVE FUN AND LIGHTEN THINGS UP AND MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH REMEBER STAR WARS F A N A S T Y NOT LIFE. I DIDNT START WITH INSULTS ANNYA DID, BUT HER COMMENT AS A UNDER COVER TRASH CAN WAS FUNNY. GOOD ONE ANNYA SO ALL RELAX HAVE FUN AND QUIT GONKING OUT ON EVERTHING. IM NOT LEAVING AND MORE STORIES WILL COME. COME BACK WITH SOME OF YOUR OWN IM NOT MAKING FUN OF ANYBODY PERSONALLY CAUSE I DONT KNOW YOU.
  14. GeeksGoneBad Jedi Knight

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    What! When did this happen?!!? Star Wars is not real life?

    Crap! What am I going to do with all these Imperial credits?

    :p
  15. Jedijace007 Jedi Master

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    WHAT!!!!!????????!!!!!!!!!

    Star Wars is fiction!!!????

    That means...

    Theres NO Princess Leia?!??!!!!!!!!!!!!

    THAT means...

    She was never in Jabbas slave girl costume!?!??????

    WTF!? I am crushed!!!

    Whew, I'm glad Star TREK is still real.

    Jadzia dax is still real....

    Whew!! I'm going to Starfleet command. Later!

    ;) Jace
  16. Annya_Latoure2 Fan Force CR Tampa Bay, FL

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    All is well. Perhaps we should not use the screen names of any characters here as the brunt of any jokes. The Gonk does look like a trash can with feet. No insult meant here. That is why we have protocol droids to maintain civitlity with the lower machinery. Question...does the GONK have A.I. artificial intelligence or a set program with set perameters?
  17. GeeksGoneBad Jedi Knight

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    Hey Princess Leia in the slave girl costume... LOL Nice... :)

    Now THAT was real!
  18. Gov_Jade Jedi Knight

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    Gonk, please check your Private Messages...
  19. Sereana_Nightstar Jedi Master

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    Please post nicely and do not become offensive....in the TOS there is no flaming or spamming...

    Gonk, you are seen as shouting at everyone in your posts by posting in all capitol letters. This is bad form under basic Intenent edequite 101.

    Post nicely folks and if youk are posting in fun, please make sure everyone is aware that it is in fun and not nasty.
    Thank you
  20. Neszis Jedi Master

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    GONK, Annya just called you a trash can. You gonna take that crap from her? :D

    ~Neszis~
  21. Annya_Latoure2 Fan Force CR Tampa Bay, FL

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    A GONK is a mobile trash can. Now the person at it's controls...well that is a different matter.
  22. g0nk-TK4065 Jedi Padawan

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    Mar 19, 2004
    Please don't confuse this person with me, g0nk from the FL501st boards.. :)
  23. Sereana_Nightstar Jedi Master

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    No, you spell your name differently, LOL
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