A married couple were test driving a new Lexus. The salesman mentioned a new feature that the car had. If you say Clapton, an Eric Clapton song would come on automatically. So, the wife said Lang, and KD Lang came on. The husband said Rogers, and a Kenny Rogers song came on. The couple bought the car and were driving down the road when all of a sudden someone cut them off and they screamed IDIOTS. John Kerry came on the radio introducing the French National Anthem sung by the Dixie Chicks.