a joke

Discussion in 'Scotland' started by westford, Sep 7, 2002.

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  1. westford Jedi Master

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    A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say: "Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once a more." "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey coola down, lady," said the main. "I justa tell my friend how to spell Mississippi."
  2. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

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    Gah...

    I thought this thread was about the Scotland football team under Herr Vogts! ;) :p
  3. Charis Jedi Youngling

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  4. death-sticks Jedi Master

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