A Man, a Bothan, and a Twi'lek - free-for-all RR!!

Hello!

This is a free-for-all, line-by-line RR. This means, everyone can add to this story, but only one line (maximum two) at a time. You may take the story in whichever direction you like, as long as it remains PG. Please put some thought in your posts, this is supposed to be a free-for-all fun thread, but not a spam thread!

Now with that explained, I'm gonna start the story with the following line:






A man, a Bothan and a Twi'lek were walking into a bar...