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A New Hope: The Pants Version

Discussion in 'Classic Trilogy' started by Lord-Ramwah, Feb 6, 2001.

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  1. Lord-Ramwah

    Lord-Ramwah Jedi Padawan star 4

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    The film line by line but with the word pants in there, somehow. There will be some nuggets among the crud.

    I'll start.

    C-3P0: Did your pants hear that?
     
  2. NathanDahlin

    NathanDahlin Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    THREEPIO: They've shut down the main pants. We'll be destroyed for pants. Pants are madness!
     
  3. Bria

    Bria Manager Emeritus, -MNFF Council star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Dang it! I saw this over on the PM board, and I wanted to bring it up here. However, I thought I'd first check to see if it had already been done. I'm glad I did, otherwise there would be two.

    Anyway.... you forgot the opening scroll. Allow me:

    A long time ago, in some pants far, far away...
     
  4. Bib Fortuna Twi'lek

    Bib Fortuna Twi'lek Jedi Youngling star 10

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    PANTS WARS: EPISODE IV: A NEW PANTS
     
  5. NathanDahlin

    NathanDahlin Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    It is a period of civil pants. Rebel pants, striking from a hidden base have one their first victory over the evil Galactic Pants.
     
  6. Bria

    Bria Manager Emeritus, -MNFF Council star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    During the battle, Rebel pants managed to steal secret pants to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the Bellbottom, an armored pair of pants with enough denim to destroy an entire store full of pants.



     
  7. Bib Fortuna Twi'lek

    Bib Fortuna Twi'lek Jedi Youngling star 10

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    Pursued by the Empire's sinister pants, Pantsless Leia races home wearing her pants, custodian of the secret pants that can save her people and restore pants to the galaxy...
     
  8. NathanDahlin

    NathanDahlin Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    THREEPIO: Did you hear pants? They've shut down the main pants. We'll be destroyed for pants! This is pants!
     
  9. Bria

    Bria Manager Emeritus, -MNFF Council star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    THREEPIO: We're pantless!
     
  10. Bib Fortuna Twi'lek

    Bib Fortuna Twi'lek Jedi Youngling star 10

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    C-3PO: There'll be no escape for the Pantsless this time. What's that?
     
  11. NathanDahlin

    NathanDahlin Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    THREEPIO: Artoo-Detoo, where are pants?
     
  12. Bib Fortuna Twi'lek

    Bib Fortuna Twi'lek Jedi Youngling star 10

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    C-3PO: At last! Where have your pants been? They're pantsing in this direction. Who are we going to pants? We'll be sent to the pants mines of Kessel, pants into who knows what? Wait a minute, where are you pantsing?
     
  13. klingklang

    klingklang Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    STORMTROOPER: The Death Star pants are not in the pants computer.
     
  14. NathanDahlin

    NathanDahlin Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    VADER: Where are those pants you intercepted? What have you done with those pants?
     
  15. Hama

    Hama Retired GSA, Retired RSA star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    (choking)
    We've intercepted no pants. This is a pantsular ship. We're in diplomatic pants...
     
  16. Bib Fortuna Twi'lek

    Bib Fortuna Twi'lek Jedi Youngling star 10

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    VADER: If these are consular pants, where are the pants? Commander, tear these pants apart until you've found those pants, and bring me the passengers. I want them pantsed!
     
  17. NathanDahlin

    NathanDahlin Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    STORMTROOPER: There's one. Set for "pants"!
     
  18. Bib Fortuna Twi'lek

    Bib Fortuna Twi'lek Jedi Youngling star 10

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    STORMTROOPER: Her pants will be all right. Inform Lord Vader we have some pants.
     
  19. NathanDahlin

    NathanDahlin Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    THREEPIO: Hey! You're not permitted in pants! You'll be deactivated for pants!
     
  20. Bib Fortuna Twi'lek

    Bib Fortuna Twi'lek Jedi Youngling star 10

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    C-3PO: Don't you call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight pair of pants. Now come out, before somebody pantses you. Secret mission? What pants? What are you pantsing about? I'm not pantsing in there. Oh no! I'm going to pants this...
     
  21. NathanDahlin

    NathanDahlin Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    GUNNER: There go some more pants!
     
  22. Bib Fortuna Twi'lek

    Bib Fortuna Twi'lek Jedi Youngling star 10

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    PRAJI: Hold your pants. There are no pants. It must have pantsed-circuited.
     
  23. NathanDahlin

    NathanDahlin Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    THREEPIO: That's funny...the pants don't look as bad from out here...are you sure these pants are safe? Oh.
     
  24. Bib Fortuna Twi'lek

    Bib Fortuna Twi'lek Jedi Youngling star 10

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    LEIA: Darth Vader, only your pants could be so bold. The Imperial pants will not sit still for this. When they hear you've pantsed a diplomatic...
     
  25. klingklang

    klingklang Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    VADER: Don't play pants with me, Your Pantsness. You weren't on any pants mission this time. You pants directly through a pants system. Several pantsmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel pants. I want to know what happened to the pants they sent you.
     
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