A New Hope: The Pants Version

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  1. midgets Jedi Padawan

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    Uncle Pants! Aunt Pants! Uncle Pants!
  2. midgets Jedi Padawan

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    Vader:
    And now, Your Highness, will discuss the location your hidden Rebel pants
  3. coach24 Jedi Knight

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    Ben: There's nothing you could have done had you been there. You'd have been killed too. And your pants would be in the hands of the empire.
  4. midgets Jedi Padawan

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    I want to come with you to Alderaan. There is nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Pants and become a Jedi like my father
  5. coach24 Jedi Knight

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    Ben: You must wear what pair of pants you feel is right of course.
  6. sr-71 Jedi Youngling

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    BEN: Mos pantsley pantsport. You will never find a more wretched hive of
    scum and villainy... and of course pants. We must be cautious.

  7. midgets Jedi Padawan

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    Stormtrooper: How long have you had these pants?

    Luke: about three or four seasons.

    Ben: They're for sale if you want them.
  8. coach24 Jedi Knight

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    Stormtrooper: We'll need to see your pants.

    Ben: You don't need to see his pants.

    Stormtrooper: We don't need to see his pants
  9. coach24 Jedi Knight

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    Ben: These aren't the droids you're looking for.

    Stormtrooper: These aren't the droids we're looking for

    Ben: He can go about his business

    Stormtrooper: You can go about your business

    Ben: He can put his pants back on.

    Stormtrooper: Put 'em on. Put 'em on.
  10. coach24 Jedi Knight

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    Luke: I don't understand how we got past those troops - I thought we were dead.

    Ben: The force can have a strong influence on those who wear pants on their head.
  11. coach24 Jedi Knight

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    Luke: Do you really think we'll find a pair of pants here that I can wear to Alderaan?

    Ben: Most of the best brands are here, only watch your step - this place can be a little expensive.

    Luke: I'm ready for anything.
  12. midgets Jedi Padawan

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    Bartender: We don't serve their brand here?

    Luke: What?

    Bartender: Your pants. You'll have to keep them outside. We don't want them here.

    Luke (for some reason talking to his pants)Why don't you wait outside. We don't want any trouble.

    Luke's Pants: I heartily agree with you sir.
  13. coach24 Jedi Knight

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    Luke (to bartender): Can I have a pair of those?

    Alien (wearing a nice pair of Dockers) growls

    Ugly Guy: He doesn't like your pants.

    Luke: Sorry
  14. coach24 Jedi Knight

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    Ugly Guy: I don't like them either. You just watch yourself. I have the death sentence on 12 systems!

    Luke: I'll be careful

    Ugly Guy: You'll change your pants!
  15. coach24 Jedi Knight

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    Ben: This little one's not worth the effort. Come, let's look at some dress slacks...

    Ugly Guy: AHHH!

    (Fight breaks out)

    Bartender: Keep your pants on! Keep your pants on!

    (Ben ignites his saber and cuts the belts off of both men sending their pants to the floor)
  16. midgets Jedi Padawan

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    Deformed Human: I don't like them either. You just watch yourself and your pants. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence for stealing pants,and some are parachute pants, on twelve systems.

    Luke: We'll be careful

    Deformed Human: You'll be stone-washed!
  17. midgets Jedi Padawan

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    Ben: This is Chewbacca. He is first-mate on a pair of pants that might suit our needs.
  18. coach24 Jedi Knight

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    Parachute pants - BWAHAHAHA!!!!

    Han: I'm Han Solo, captain of the Millenium Falcon. Chewie here tells me your looking for passage to the Alderaan system?

    Ben: And a pair of pants.

    Han: Pair of pants? You've never heard of the Millenium Falcon?
  19. coach24 Jedi Knight

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    Ben: What's that got to do with pants?

    Han: Its the ship that made the Dillard's run in less than 12 parsecs. I've outrun imperial starships - not the local bulk cruisers mind you, I'm talking about the big corellian ships. We've got plenty of pants for you old man. What's the cargo?
  20. coach24 Jedi Knight

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    Ben: Only passengers: myself, the boy, two droids... and no wrinkle-free, cotton khakis!

    Han: What is it some kind of trouble with your ironing board?
  21. coach24 Jedi Knight

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    Ben: Let's just say we'd like to avoid any button-fly jeans.
  22. coach24 Jedi Knight

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    (I'm completely out of control now)

    Han: Well that's the real trick isn't it (checking his fly)...and it will cost you something extra. 10,000 - all in advance.

    Luke: 10,000? We could buy a lot of pants with that.

    Han: But who's gonna wear 'em kid, you?
  23. midgets Jedi Padawan

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    That's the real trick isn't it. And it's going to cost you something extra. Ten thousand pairs of camoflouge pants. All in advance.
  24. midgets Jedi Padawan

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    (I'm to slow, D@#M it)

    You bet I could. I don't look so bad in a pair of jeans myself. We don't have sit here and listen...
  25. coach24 Jedi Knight

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    Luke: You bet I could - I'm a size 32 waist - we don't have to sit here and listen to this...

    Ben: We can pay you 2,000 now. Plus a pair of black leather pants when we reach Alderaan.

    Han: Black leather pants? Allright, that and a red stripe down each side and you've got yourself a ship. Dockers Bay 94.

    Ben: 94
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