A New Hope: The Pants Version

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  1. midgets Jedi Padawan

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    Mar 22, 2001
    Ben:We haven't that many pair with us. We can give you two thousand pairs now plus fifteen when we reach Alderaan.

    Han: Seventeen, Huh!

    Ok you got yourselves a ship full of pants. We'll leave a soon as your ready. Dockers Size 94.

    Ben: 94
  2. midgets Jedi Padawan

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    Mar 22, 2001
    Han: Looks like someone is beginning to take an interest in your pants size.
  3. coach24 Jedi Knight

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    Mar 21, 2001
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    Han: A pair of black leather pants with a red stripe - this could really save my image. Get back to the ship and put your pants on.
  4. midgets Jedi Padawan

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    Mar 22, 2001
    Ben: You'll have to sell your white and black striped, coudoroy OP pants.

    Luke: That's alright. I'm never coming back to this planet again.
  5. midgets Jedi Padawan

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    Mar 22, 2001
    Greedo: Going somewhere Solo.

    Han: Yes Greedo. As a Matter of fact i was just going to see your boss. Tell Jabba I've got his black leather pants.
  6. sr-71 Jedi Youngling

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    Feb 1, 2001
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    GREEDO: It's too late. You should have gave him the pants when you had the
    chance. Jabba's put a pricetag on your head, so large that every bounty
    hunter in the galaxy will be looking for your favorite pair of slacks. I'm lucky I found you
    first.
  7. sr-71 Jedi Youngling

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    HAN: Yeah, but this time I got the Pants.

    GREEDO: If you give them to me, I might forget I found you.

    HAN: I don't have them on me. Tell Jabba...

    GREEDO: Jabba's through with you. He has no time for smugglers who
    drop their boxers at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser.

  8. sr-71 Jedi Youngling

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    Feb 1, 2001
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    HAN: Even I get boarded sometimes. Do you think I had a choice?

    (Han Solo slowly pulls his pants down under the table.)


    GREEDO: You can tell that to Jabba. He may only take your favorite slacks And socks.

  9. Bash Jedi Youngling

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    Dec 8, 2000
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    Over my dead pants.
  10. NathanDahlin Administrator Emeritus

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    Jun 28, 2000
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    GREEDO: That's the pants! I've been looking forward to pants for a long time...
  11. sr-71 Jedi Youngling

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    Feb 1, 2001
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    "Yes I'll bet you Pants"

    ( Han urinates all over greedo)

    Greedo: AHHHH! I'm melting...
  12. sr-71 Jedi Youngling

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    Feb 1, 2001
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    Han zips up and
    starts out of the cantina, flipping the pantender some pants
    as he leaves.

    HAN: Sorry about the mess.
  13. sr-71 Jedi Youngling

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    Feb 1, 2001
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    ( damn I can see how this pants thing can get a bit taboo.)

    INTERIOR: PANT STAR -- CONTROL ROOM.

    VADER: Her resistance to the Panty probe is considerable. It will be
    some time before we can extract any information from her panties.

  14. pjespers Jedi Knight

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    Nov 5, 1999
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    The Final Checkout is complete... My pants are now fully operational.
  15. sr-71 Jedi Youngling

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    Feb 1, 2001
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    TARKIN: Perhaps she would respond to an alternative form of pants
    persuasion.

    VADER: What do you mean?

  16. NathanDahlin Administrator Emeritus

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    Jun 28, 2000
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    TARKIN: I think it is time we demonstrated the full power of these pants. Set your pants for Alderaan.
  17. coach24 Jedi Knight

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    Mar 21, 2001
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    Ben: You'll have to sell your pants.

    Luke: That's ok I'm never coming back here again.


    (did I miss "Lock the door, artoo""?
  18. NathanDahlin Administrator Emeritus

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    Jun 28, 2000
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    (Yeah, that's what should have come next.)

    STORMTROOPER: Check this side of the pants. This door's pants. Moove on to the next pants.
  19. Lord-Ramwah Jedi Master

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    Sep 7, 2000
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    THREEPIO: I would much rather have gone with Master Luke than stay here with your pants. I don't know what all the trouble is about, but I'm sure it must be your pants' fault.
  20. sr-71 Jedi Youngling

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    Feb 1, 2001
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    BEN: If his pants are as fast as he's boasting, we ought to do well.

  21. Bib Fortuna Twi'lek Jedi Youngling

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    Jul 9, 1999
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    JABBA: Solo! Come out of your pants, Solo! Solo!
  22. ObiWan053 Jedi Padawan

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    Apr 3, 2001
    VADER:"I find your lack of pants disturbing."
  23. ObiWan053 Jedi Padawan

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    Apr 3, 2001
    LEIA:"Governor Tarkin, I should have known I'd find you holding Vader's pants. I recognized their foul stench when I was brought on board."
  24. ObiWan053 Jedi Padawan

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    Apr 3, 2001
    ROTJ QUOTE (SORRY, I COULDN'T RESIST)
    SOLO:"Way to go, Chewie! Always thinking with your pants!"
  25. sr-71 Jedi Youngling

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    Feb 1, 2001
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    (Hey guys lets be consistant here)

    from the meeting with Jabba:

    HAN: I've been waiting for your pants Jabba.

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