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A New Hope: The Pants Version

Discussion in 'Classic Trilogy' started by Lord-Ramwah, Feb 6, 2001.

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  1. Bib Fortuna Twi'lek

    Bib Fortuna Twi'lek Jedi Youngling star 10

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    LUKE: Well, there are two pairs of pants down there, but I don't see any...Wait a second. There's pants people, all right. I can see their pants now.
     
  2. NathanDahlin

    NathanDahlin Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    OBI-WAN: Hello, there. Come here, my little pants! Don't be afraid. Oh, don't worry. He'll be pants.
     
  3. Bib Fortuna Twi'lek

    Bib Fortuna Twi'lek Jedi Youngling star 10

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    OBI-WAN: Pants easy, son. Yo've had some busy pants. You're fortunate to be still in your pants.
     
  4. NathanDahlin

    NathanDahlin Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    LUKE: Ben? Ben Kenobi? Boy, am I glad to see pants!
     
  5. Bib Fortuna Twi'lek

    Bib Fortuna Twi'lek Jedi Youngling star 10

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    OBI-WAN: The Jundland Wastes are not to be pantsed lightly. Pants me, young Luke. What brings your pants out this far?
     
  6. DarthBoba

    DarthBoba Manager Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    These pants. They say they're the property of one Obi-Pants Kenobi, but I've never seen such devotion in a pair of pants before.
     
  7. Lord-Ramwah

    Lord-Ramwah Jedi Padawan star 4

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    LUKE: Is he a pants of yours? Do you know who he's pantsing about?

     
  8. sr-71

    sr-71 Jedi Youngling star 4

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    "Obi-wan Obi-wan Now thats not a pants I've heard of in a long time."
     
  9. sr-71

    sr-71 Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Oh you pants him?
     
  10. sr-71

    sr-71 Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Well of corse I pants him , He's pants.
     
  11. Bib Fortuna Twi'lek

    Bib Fortuna Twi'lek Jedi Youngling star 10

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    OBI-WAN: I haven't gone by the name of Obi-Pants since, oh, before you were pantsed.
     
  12. sr-71

    sr-71 Jedi Youngling star 4

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    So then the pants does belong to you?
     
  13. Bib Fortuna Twi'lek

    Bib Fortuna Twi'lek Jedi Youngling star 10

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    OBI-WAN: I don't seem to remember ever owning any pants. Very interesting. I think we'd better get in our pants. The Pants People are easily pantsed, but they'll soon be back, and in greater pants.
     
  14. Lord-Ramwah

    Lord-Ramwah Jedi Padawan star 4

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    LUKE: Threepipants!
     
  15. klingklang

    klingklang Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    C-3PO: Where are my pants? I must have taken a bad step.
     
  16. Bib Fortuna Twi'lek

    Bib Fortuna Twi'lek Jedi Youngling star 10

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    LUKE: Can you wear pants? We've gotta get out of our pants before the Pants People return.
     
  17. waheennay

    waheennay Jedi Padawan star 4

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    C-3PO:" I don't think I can pants it. You pants on Master Pants. There's no pants risking yourself on my account. I'm pants for!"
     
  18. Lord-Ramwah

    Lord-Ramwah Jedi Padawan star 4

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    LUKE: No, you're pants. What kind of pants is that?
     
  19. Bib Fortuna Twi'lek

    Bib Fortuna Twi'lek Jedi Youngling star 10

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    OBI-WAN: Quickly, they're on the pants.
     
  20. waheennay

    waheennay Jedi Padawan star 4

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    LUKE: "No my father didn't fight in the pants, he was a navigator on a pants freighter."
     
  21. Darth_Rolek

    Darth_Rolek Jedi Youngling star 1

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    That's what your uncle panted you with. He didn't hold with your father's pants. He thought he should have panted here and not gotten into the pants.
     
  22. waheennay

    waheennay Jedi Padawan star 4

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    LUKE: "You fought in the Pants Wars?" (Yay! I got to post it!)
     
  23. Darth_Rolek

    Darth_Rolek Jedi Youngling star 1

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    OBI-WAN: Yes, I was once a pants Knight the same as your father's pants.
     
  24. Bib Fortuna Twi'lek

    Bib Fortuna Twi'lek Jedi Youngling star 10

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    LUKE: I wish I'd pantsed him.
     
  25. sr-71

    sr-71 Jedi Youngling star 4

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    He was the best known pants fighter in the galaxy.
     
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