A New Hope: The Pants Version

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  1. Bib Fortuna Twi'lek Jedi Youngling

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    LUKE: Well, there are two pairs of pants down there, but I don't see any...Wait a second. There's pants people, all right. I can see their pants now.
  2. NathanDahlin Administrator Emeritus

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    OBI-WAN: Hello, there. Come here, my little pants! Don't be afraid. Oh, don't worry. He'll be pants.
  3. Bib Fortuna Twi'lek Jedi Youngling

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    OBI-WAN: Pants easy, son. Yo've had some busy pants. You're fortunate to be still in your pants.
  4. NathanDahlin Administrator Emeritus

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    LUKE: Ben? Ben Kenobi? Boy, am I glad to see pants!
  5. Bib Fortuna Twi'lek Jedi Youngling

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    OBI-WAN: The Jundland Wastes are not to be pantsed lightly. Pants me, young Luke. What brings your pants out this far?
  6. DarthBoba Manager Emeritus

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    These pants. They say they're the property of one Obi-Pants Kenobi, but I've never seen such devotion in a pair of pants before.
  7. Lord-Ramwah Jedi Master

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    LUKE: Is he a pants of yours? Do you know who he's pantsing about?

  8. sr-71 Jedi Youngling

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    "Obi-wan Obi-wan Now thats not a pants I've heard of in a long time."
  9. sr-71 Jedi Youngling

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  10. sr-71 Jedi Youngling

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    Well of corse I pants him , He's pants.
  11. Bib Fortuna Twi'lek Jedi Youngling

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    OBI-WAN: I haven't gone by the name of Obi-Pants since, oh, before you were pantsed.
  12. sr-71 Jedi Youngling

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    So then the pants does belong to you?
  13. Bib Fortuna Twi'lek Jedi Youngling

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    OBI-WAN: I don't seem to remember ever owning any pants. Very interesting. I think we'd better get in our pants. The Pants People are easily pantsed, but they'll soon be back, and in greater pants.
  14. Lord-Ramwah Jedi Master

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  15. klingklang Force Ghost

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    C-3PO: Where are my pants? I must have taken a bad step.
  16. Bib Fortuna Twi'lek Jedi Youngling

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    LUKE: Can you wear pants? We've gotta get out of our pants before the Pants People return.
  17. waheennay Jedi Master

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    C-3PO:" I don't think I can pants it. You pants on Master Pants. There's no pants risking yourself on my account. I'm pants for!"
  18. Lord-Ramwah Jedi Master

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    LUKE: No, you're pants. What kind of pants is that?
  19. Bib Fortuna Twi'lek Jedi Youngling

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    OBI-WAN: Quickly, they're on the pants.
  20. waheennay Jedi Master

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    LUKE: "No my father didn't fight in the pants, he was a navigator on a pants freighter."
  21. Darth_Rolek Jedi Knight

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    That's what your uncle panted you with. He didn't hold with your father's pants. He thought he should have panted here and not gotten into the pants.
  22. waheennay Jedi Master

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    LUKE: "You fought in the Pants Wars?" (Yay! I got to post it!)
  23. Darth_Rolek Jedi Knight

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    OBI-WAN: Yes, I was once a pants Knight the same as your father's pants.
  24. Bib Fortuna Twi'lek Jedi Youngling

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    LUKE: I wish I'd pantsed him.
  25. sr-71 Jedi Youngling

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    He was the best known pants fighter in the galaxy.
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