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A New Hope: The Pants Version

Discussion in 'Classic Trilogy' started by Lord-Ramwah, Feb 6, 2001.

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  1. Piett_clone

    Piett_clone Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Look, I can take your pants as far as Anchorhead. You can get a shuttle there to Pants Eisley or wherever you're going.
     
  2. Piett_clone

    Piett_clone Jedi Youngling star 3

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    You must do what your pants feel is right, of course.

    Ok, I'm done for now before I finish the movie.
     
  3. sr-71

    sr-71 Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Inside the Pants Star:

    Taggie: "AS long as the rebels have obtained the technecal readouts of these PANTS
    Our pants are vunrable , The rebels pants are much more dangerous than you realize!"
     
  4. klingklang

    klingklang Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    MOTTI: Dangerous to your pants Commander--not to this battle station!
     
  5. Bib Fortuna Twi'lek

    Bib Fortuna Twi'lek Jedi Youngling star 10

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    TAGGE: The Rebellion will continue to gain the pants of the Imperial Senate.
     
  6. waheennay

    waheennay Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Tarkin: The Imperial Pants will no longer be of any pants to us. I have just recieved word that the pants have been dissolved permanently!
     
  7. coach24

    coach24 Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Tagge: That's impossible! How will the Emperor maintain control without his pants?
     
  8. coach24

    coach24 Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Tarkin. The regional governors now have direct control over their pants. Fear will keep the local systems in line... fear of these pants.
     
  9. sr-71

    sr-71 Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Taggi: and what of the rebel pants, if the rebels have gained technical readouts of these pants they may however unlikely find Pants, and exploit them...
     
  10. sr-71

    sr-71 Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Vader: Thr Pants which you reffer to will soon be back in our hands...
     
  11. sr-71

    sr-71 Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Motti: any attempt to exploit this Pants station would be a useless jesture,no matter what technical readouts they obtained, These Pants are now the Ultimate Pants in the universe, I suggest we use them...
     
  12. coach24

    coach24 Jedi Youngling star 1

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    DV: Don't be too proud of these technological pants you've created. The ability to destroy a planet is insignifigant next to the power of these pants.
     
  13. coach24

    coach24 Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Motti: Don't try to frighten us with your sorceror's pants, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to those ancient pants hasn't help you conjure up the stolen data tapes...or given you clarivoyance enough to find... the rebels... hidden... pants...
     
  14. coach24

    coach24 Jedi Youngling star 1

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    DV: I find your lack of pants disturbing.

    Motti: (choking)
     
  15. coach24

    coach24 Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Tarkin: Enough of this! Vader, give him back his pants!

    DV: As you wish.

    (feel free to jump in anytime, Drew)
     
  16. midgets

    midgets Jedi Youngling

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    Luke: But I want to go the station to get some power converters.

    Uncle Owen: You can waste time with your friends pants later.
     
  17. midgets

    midgets Jedi Youngling

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    Admiral Piett: Bounty Hunters! We don't need their pants.
     
  18. midgets

    midgets Jedi Youngling

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    Lando:
    What have done to my pants?

    Han: Your pants? hey, I won those fair and square.

    Lando: And how are your pants, Chewbacca?

     
  19. midgets

    midgets Jedi Youngling

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    Wedge: Look at the size of those pants!

    Commander: Cut the chatter Red 2
     
  20. coach24

    coach24 Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Tarkin: This bickering is pointless. Lord Vader will provide us with the location of the Rebel pants, and we will crush the rebellion with one pair of pants.
     
  21. sr-71

    sr-71 Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Tarkin:by the time these pants are operational...

    PANTSTOOINE:

    Luke:Sure looks like was the pants people alright, Look there's Pantha tracks and pantie sticks everywhere.It just I've never heard of then hitting any Pants this big before...



     
  22. sr-71

    sr-71 Jedi Youngling star 4

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    BEN: They didn't. But we are meant to think they did. These pants are
    side by side. pantspeople always ride single file to hide there pants.

     
  23. sr-71

    sr-71 Jedi Youngling star 4

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    LUKE: These are the same pantwas that sold us panttoo and pantspio.

    BEN: And these skid marks, too accurate for pantpeople. Only
    Imperial pantroopers are so precise.

     
  24. sr-71

    sr-71 Jedi Youngling star 4

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    LUKE: Why would Imperial panttroops want to slaughter pantawas?

    (come on guys Am I gonna do this alone?)
     
  25. coach24

    coach24 Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Luke: If they traced the pants here they might have learned who they sold them too - and that would lead them back... home! (Runs off)

    Ben: Wait, Luke. Its too dangerous without your pants!

    (Luke arrives at the homestead and finds two pair of smoldering pants)
     
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