Saga "A Pondering Princess": Leia with a bit of Han and Luke: < Diary Challenge 2008> Update 7/11

Nice updates

 

In a way it's weird how the three of us are all orphans but sort of have a family now with each other... its kind of nice...

Yes it is, Leia. I'm glad to see this story going on!

 

Thanks to everyone for reading... And Darth-Seimans... How'd you know Han was stressing about a planet full of bounty hunter types... Sit back and relax... His stress is fixing to show...

Enjoy!!!!

Day 50

Well, today I had a long talk with the Smuggler? I think I?m just going to start calling him Han. No?its too much fun teasing him?so the Smuggler he stays? Anyway, he told me that he figured that we?re heading into some sort of trap?that he doesn?t trust Mandalorians?

I can?t tell if he?s really concerned or if he?s just stalling to get to spend more time with me? He told me about this one Mando? Boba Fett, I think is what he said his name was?And how he?s a ruthless bounty hunter?

I?m pleased that he?s concerned but I?m not going to let that affect my mission. I have a duty to the Rebellion and I won?t be stopped because the Smuggler is worried about some bounty hunters. They would make great allies? I just wish he could see that.

I?m sure there?s not still a price on Han?s head? But, just to be on the safe side? We?re going to meet up with Winter and go down to the planet with her on her ship and the Falcon is going to stay in orbit keeping watch for trouble?

Han was ?ok? with that idea? He even decided that he would disguise himself so my protection wouldn?t be only to Luke? I swear? they are so jealous of each other?it?s just ridiculous?

Day 51

I was finally able to contact Winter today. We?ve got the rendezvous all set up and she is going to be bringing disguises for me and the Smuggler and the Farmboy?.I just hope she finds something that they don?t complain too much about? I do have to be cooped up on this ship with them after all?

I?ve received word from the Mandalorians that we?ll have to wait a few days because they?ve had a surprise visit from none other than Darth Vaders star destroyer? What kind of luck are we having anyway???

I was very upset by Vader?s being here. I wonder if there is a leak in the Rebellion or if we?re just the most unlucky bunch of Rebels out here???
So, to relax? I played a round of sabaac with the Smuggler and the Farmboy.

If we?d been playing for real money?I?d be a really rich woman right now? I beat both of them and very badly at that? How Han ever won a ship playing like that?well, I?ll never know? And I don?t think they were just letting me win?They were both too upset about loosing for that to be the case?

I think they were both trying to beat the other one so badly to impress me that they forgot I was holding cards as well? They?re going to have to learn to get over this whole competitive thing. I keep telling them that I can?t be in a relationship because I am focused on the Rebellion but they both seem to think they are the one to change my mind.

Day 52

I?m never touching Corellian Ale again.. Never? Not as long as I live will I ever let that drink slip past my lips.

Last night, while we were playing cards? I figured I?d give it a try? And now I know that was a bad idea. I?ve been in the fresher all day. And I might add that Corellian Ale tastes worse coming back up that it does going down?

I?m going back to bed now? Hopefully the Imperials will be gone by tomorrow.

We need to get this done so we make it the next rendezvous with the fleet on time.

Day 53

I?m still in bed with the after effects of all that kriffing ale? I?ve never been this sick before. The boys are so worried that they don?t know what to do with themselves.

Today they?ve spent most of the day arguing over which one of them is at fault for my being sick. I?d finally had enough and got up to go yell at them to be quiet?

They were sitting there around the dejarrk table and I started in on them that I?m the one that got the ale out in the first place? (I thought it would give me an advantage).. but, about the time I started to speak?

Well, I made quite the mess all over the both of them? It was quite the sight?

So, I?m going back to bed and hoping that tomorrow I?ll be better?

Day 53

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Super update. Love Han and Luke still trying to up each other with Leia LOL such a "guy thing"

 

Today Winter came over to the Falcon and brought along our disguises? The Smuggler and the Farmboy did not seem pleased. It seems that we are going to follow a tradition that is popular on some planets, like Naboo?

They are going to all pose as my handmaidens. I am still a Princess after all?And so it is not unusual for me to have such things?

They?re not too enthused with the idea of being dressed like a girl. I pointed out that at least the dresses are long so they don?t have to have their legs waxed or anything like that? They were not amused.

I wish, OH how I wish I could see that!

 

The Smuggler and the Farmboy didn?t mention anything about last night when I threw up all over them and I didn?t bring it up?

That's true love!

 

Han and Luke in drag... the image is priceless!

Somehow, those two will screw it up and chaos will ensue out of it. It has too, this is Star Wars!

Darth-Semians



P.S. About the whole Han thing, it was just a guess and I guessed right. I'll have to tell my wife, though, I don't think she'll believe me.

 

You should have seen how flustered the two of them got when I strolled up and started flirting with Wedge. Their jaws dropped... they tried to pretend that they weren't flirting... Hee Hee Hee.

I love it when they get all flustered. Sometimes it's nice to be a girl.

LOL!
Great update!

 

Luke was blushing while Winter helped him try his outfit on? He can?t even be in the same room with a girl and his shirt off without blushing? Its kind of sweet? I think it?s cute. Han just groaned and complained and threatened to shave Chewie and put him in a dress if he didn?t stop laughing?

I just hope it works? Tomorrow we?ll be doing this for real and they have got to act like ladies? Oh well? Time to cross my fingers, hope for the best and get a good nights sleep.

Like Luke always says? May the Force be with Us!

Somehow I get the feeling that this isn't gonna go well
Great update!

-JediNat-

 

Jade-eyes: Wait til they try to "one up" each other as "ladies"... Hee hee hee...

VaderLVR: I just might have to make them "shave" before this is all over... thanks for the idea of liking to see it...

Golden_jedi: True love indeed...

Darth-Semians: Sometimes, as wives... we have to admit our husbands are right every now and then...

dancing_star: Glad you liked it... (it's supposed to make you laugh)

JediNat: It might not go as badly as you fear... But, it's going to be funny (I hope)

Thanks to all of you for reading along on this journey of silliness...

Now, to continue where we last left off...

Day 56:

So, today we land on Mandalore... Chewie escorts me off the ship, followed by my "handmaidens"... That would be my best friend and confidant, Winter... as well as the Smuggler and the Farmboy. We were also joined by some of the pilots from the Rebellion... Wedge (who I've never seen without the mustache, not bad by the way) and a new member who seems to enjoy flying Winter around... I think his name is Tycho? Or something like that...

Anyway, the plan was to have them all follow Winter's lead. And for the most part they did just that. Until Sysha led us into a building to have lunch and most of the boys forgot how to sit like ladies... They were all sitting there with their legs open and one of them... and believe me, If I could tell them apart under those hoods they would be in deep poodoo with me, actually started adjusting himself...

I'm just glad that the Mandalorians didn't seem offended... I just hope thats the worse incident that we have while we're here. Tomorrow I spead to a group of their clan leaders... I can only hope that I can get them to see things our way... At the least to let our activities go without interference... Cause I don't think they're going to join us... We don't have that kind of money.

Day 57:

Today I decided to write in the morning instead of the evening. The Smuggler and the Farmboy complained all day about how they are going to wear pants under their dresses today because of the chaffing they had yesterday...

So, last night it was mostly a lot of complaining about the disguise and how they were hot, they were uncomfortable... I looked at them and asked them if they'd like to be in my shoes... Trying to convince people to join you or at least let you be when you can't even see their eyes... They're all wearing those creepy helmets...

The Smuggler suggested that they should be dressed as Mandalorians instead of as Handmaidens... I just rolled my eyes at them...

Then this morning, Han just freaked out... He started down the Falcon's ramp and came backing back up like he was making the jump to hyperspace... There was this weird looking ship landing just a few ships away from us... I think it's a Firespray... or something like that.. I never was any good at ship identification...

Anyway, he was just muttering... Bobba Fett... over and over again... He's locked himself in the fresher and Luke and Wedge are trying to calm him down... I wonder what it's all about... It looks like I'm going out today without the Handmaidens... Maybe I'll just take Winter...

Men... Can't live with them... Can't shove them down a garbage chute... Oh wait... You can do that... But, you'll be stuck with them afterwards....

 

This is toooo funny! Men... Can't live with them... Can't shove them down a garbage chute... Oh wait... You can do that... But, you'll be stuck with them afterwards.... -

 

Men... Can't live with them... Can't shove them down a garbage chute... Oh wait... You can do that... But, you'll be stuck with them afterwards....

I had to quote that part too! So glad to see this updated!

 

Super duper update. "Adjusting" themselves??? Hee!!!! The mental image ROFL! This diary is a hoot and that's a fact.

 

Luke, Han, and Wedge in drag.

Actually, it's kinda scary, because I can actually picture it!

 

This is hilarious! I love this story. I'm in histarics right now because it's so funny.

I really think Leia and Luke will need serious therapy when they find out that they are brother and sister, I can't wait to read what Leia's thoughts are when she finds out.

Can I be on the PM list?

 

Anyway, the plan was to have them all follow Winter's lead. And for the most part they did just that. Until Sysha led us into a building to have lunch and most of the boys forgot how to sit like ladies... They were all sitting there with their legs open and one of them... and believe me, If I could tell them apart under those hoods they would be in deep poodoo with me, actually started adjusting himself...

Loved it!

 

Nice update. Don't really have much to say except that I hope that Fett and Han have it out. That would add something missing in this... a space battle!

Darth-Semians

 

Men... Can't live with them... Can't shove them down a garbage chute... Oh wait... You can do that... But, you'll be stuck with them afterwards....
Great update!

-JediNat-

 

this is an awesome fanfic, I can't wait to read the next entry!

 

PonyTricks, dancing_star, JediNat: Men... Can't live with them... Can't shove them down a garbage chute... Oh wait... You can do that... But, you'll be stuck with them afterwards....... That was a very quotable bit...wasn't it?

Golden_Jedi: Glad you're smiling... (and not throwing tomatoes)

Jade_eyes: It's an interesting mental image...isn't it? (Sadly, I can see it in my mind...ewwww)

Alexis_Wingstar: Ewwww...You can picture it too...

iluvwriting: PM you, I will. Glad you're enjoying this.

VadderLVR64: Glad you liked the "adjustments" in my story...

Darth-Seimans: Hmmmm....Han and Fett having it out??? Thats a good idea... I bet it would drive Leia insane...

Thanks again to everyone for reading. I'm not very regular but, it's swimming around in my head... (I had a computer "issue" and lost a lot of it... Not the computers fault either... It did ask me twice...)

Enjoy!

Day 58:

More Mandalorian Mayhem

Well, Han spent all day yesterday stuck in the Fresher... I don't think he was in there all day... The guys looked to guilty when Winter and I got back... I don't know what his problem is... I met this Boba Fett and he didn't seem any different than the rest of these people.

The only thing I found strange is when he took his helmet off, he looked a lot like a Clone. But, I just figured that since the Clones were created from a Mandalorian...well, that they all kind of looked like that... Oh well... And I've heard my father mention a Jango Fett... But, he would always get real quiet when he noticed that I was trying to listen...So, I don't know a lot about the Clone Wars...and the "official record" is extremely altered...

But, back to my Smuggler. I don't know what his deal is... But, after I told him that Boba was at the meetings today... Well, he got all pushy and over-protective like... It was strange... And when he started doing it... well, The Farmboy was compelled to do it as well... So, now I can't even go to the Fresher without one of them standing at the doorway.

I don't know what his problem with this Fett is... But, I'm afraid it's going to interfere with my work. Tomorrow I meet with the entire Council and I've got the distinct impression that my "Handmaidens" are going to be with me...

I just hope they can behave. I'm fixing to go explain that ladies don't "adjust" themselves in public... No matter how much whatever it is pulling is pulling at the time... They're just going to have to understand and endure...

Day 59

Meeting with the Mando's

The meeting started off fine. And it was going well until all sorts of Male Hormone induced craziness broke out.

I think that my Mandalorian negotiations are going to go down as the worst in history... I mean, I don't know what came over him...the Smuggler I mean. It was going so well... They were even acting like proper ladies...well, at least as proper as they knew how to be...

Then all of the sudden we broke for a bit so the Mandos could discuss among themselves... That was when the chaos broke out.

Boba Fett, a proper gentleman...if you can call a Mandalorian a gentleman... Offered to help me with my chair. As soon as he reached for my hand to help me up... something from across the room hit him in the head. It was a datapad...and it had been hurled in his general direction by one of my handmaidens...

Then that handmaiden threw off his robes and charged at Fett. I honestly don't know what brought it on but there seems to be a "history" between Boba Fett and the Smuggler... I know we have bounties on our heads now, but Shysha was not allowing us to be touched while we were on his soil...under his protection...

But, as soon as the Smuggler flew off the handle...the Farmboy, not to be outdone in protecting me, or whatever he thinks they are doing...jumped into the middle of it...

Needless to say, they are spending the night in a detention cell... I'm not going to go get them out until in the morning... They need

 

But, as soon as the Smuggler flew off the handle...the Farmboy, not to be outdone in protecting me, or whatever he thinks they are doing...jumped into the middle of it...

Needless to say, they are spending the night in a detention cell...


Did I mention that the Smuggler and the Farmboy are sharing a cell with Fett... Oh dear.
Excellent job! So glad to see this updated!

 

I sure hope Luke and Han takes turns sleeping in that cell. I wouldn't trust Fett as far as I can throw him. (PT does NOT like Fett and thinks he should have stayed inside that Sarlacc after RoTJ)

 

Nice! Finally a good fist fight. Luke is a little more agressive than he is shown in the movies; a good quality sense he is the only son of Anakin Skywalker.

But, now that they are in prison, the gloves will really come off. However, with experience (don't ask - its embarassing), those two, if they can actually get the chance to beat the living crap out of each other without interference, will become drinking buddies the next day.

I only hope that Leia goes soft on them when she sees all the blood, bruises, black-eyes, swollen cheeks, broken noses, dislocated fingers, ect... She's got a soft side to her, she just does a really good job at hiding it in public.

Darth-Semians

 

I just hope they can behave. I'm fixing to go explain that ladies don't "adjust" themselves in public... No matter how much whatever it is pulling is pulling at the time... They're just going to have to understand and endure...

This image is just too funny!