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A present for our Midland brothers

Discussion in 'Midlands and Wales' started by Welshguy, Oct 4, 2005.

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  1. Welshguy

    Welshguy Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Can you look after Phill the Rancor for a while!

    I'm afraid that he is taking up to much space in the Welsh pub and needs somewhere to run free and be cared for.

    He eats 4 midlanders a day, likes to be read a bed time story and takes walkies at 4.00am.

    Thanks guys. Take extra special care of him now.

    [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/Welshguy/rancor.jpg]
     
  2. Stormtrooper_fan

    Stormtrooper_fan Jedi Master star 5

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    *Leans against button on wall and hears a terrible thud not unlike a gate landing on a Rancor*

    *Shruggs*

    [face_whistling]
     
  3. MASTER-SITH

    MASTER-SITH Jedi Youngling star 2

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    nnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooo my rancor he is the welsh mascort of are fourm
     
  4. Welshguy

    Welshguy Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Don't worry, she's only messing.

    Everyone knows that they don't have electricity in the Midlands yet...

    :p
     
  5. MASTER-SITH

    MASTER-SITH Jedi Youngling star 2

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    oh yer i forgot that :p
     
  6. Stormtrooper_fan

    Stormtrooper_fan Jedi Master star 5

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    Yeah I'm just messing I blew up Swansea instead... no one would miss Swansea... right?? [face_mischief]
     
  7. MASTER-SITH

    MASTER-SITH Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Swansea never heard of the place were is that france
     
  8. Stormtrooper_fan

    Stormtrooper_fan Jedi Master star 5

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    Well... parts of it very well could be now :p
     
  9. Maleficant

    Maleficant Jedi Knight star 5

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    [face_laugh]



    Well since I'm not a Midlander, I can help care of your pet there. Only eats 4 Midlanders a day? What about snack time? [face_devil]
     
  10. Welshguy

    Welshguy Jedi Padawan star 4

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    If you wanna blow up Swansea, your more than welcome. Might actually improve the damn place.

    But as pay back, we get to nuke Birmingham!
     
  11. MASTER-SITH

    MASTER-SITH Jedi Youngling star 2

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    snack is half a midlander
     
  12. Stormtrooper_fan

    Stormtrooper_fan Jedi Master star 5

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    That's OK, I live in the North [face_mischief]
     
  13. Maleficant

    Maleficant Jedi Knight star 5

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    Ok it's snack time then...


    Whose first!?!
     
  14. Welshguy

    Welshguy Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I think Lord Wiz should be first in the snack bowl.

    He made an issue of me spelling it "Whiz" instead of "Wiz".

    For this he must be punished!


    Here Philly Philly Philly.

    ITS SNACK TIME!
     
  15. veritasuk

    veritasuk Jedi Padawan star 4

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    nuke B'ham. Christ you'd be doing us all a favour
     
  16. Lord-Wiz

    Lord-Wiz Jedi Padawan star 4

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    :eek: (my name isn`t Phill, but i agree he would make a tasty snack for your pet)



    :eek: :eek:

    :mad:




    :p

     
  17. veritasuk

    veritasuk Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Sorry, I was thinking about Broad st. Please dont make me a rancor snack.
     
  18. Maleficant

    Maleficant Jedi Knight star 5

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    Nay Verity is too cool to be food. ;)
     
  19. veritasuk

    veritasuk Jedi Padawan star 4

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    besides I'll make it sick , and then you'll have to clear it up
     
  20. Maleficant

    Maleficant Jedi Knight star 5

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    That's a very good point Verity...


    [face_sick]
     
  21. veritasuk

    veritasuk Jedi Padawan star 4

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    rancor sick ! [face_sick]
     
  22. Maleficant

    Maleficant Jedi Knight star 5

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    Ok I think the rancor is getting hungrey, who are we gonna feed to it Verity?
     
  23. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 8

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    Well, you could feed me to it, but it would probably break its teeth
     
  24. Stormtrooper_fan

    Stormtrooper_fan Jedi Master star 5

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    *Hands Rancor a can opener and points at Richie*

    [face_mischief]
     
  25. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 8

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    aims rocket at Rancor's head

    I dont like hurting such a lovely creature, but I will if I need to
     
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