A present for our Midland brothers

Discussion in 'Midlands and Wales' started by Welshguy, Oct 4, 2005.

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  1. Welshguy Jedi Master

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    Can you look after Phill the Rancor for a while!

    I'm afraid that he is taking up to much space in the Welsh pub and needs somewhere to run free and be cared for.

    He eats 4 midlanders a day, likes to be read a bed time story and takes walkies at 4.00am.

    Thanks guys. Take extra special care of him now.

    [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/Welshguy/rancor.jpg]
  2. Stormtrooper_fan Force Ghost

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    *Leans against button on wall and hears a terrible thud not unlike a gate landing on a Rancor*

    *Shruggs*

    [face_whistling]
  3. MASTER-SITH Jedi Knight

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    nnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooo my rancor he is the welsh mascort of are fourm
  4. Welshguy Jedi Master

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    Don't worry, she's only messing.

    Everyone knows that they don't have electricity in the Midlands yet...

    :p
  5. MASTER-SITH Jedi Knight

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  6. Stormtrooper_fan Force Ghost

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    Yeah I'm just messing I blew up Swansea instead... no one would miss Swansea... right?? [face_mischief]
  7. MASTER-SITH Jedi Knight

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    Swansea never heard of the place were is that france
  8. Stormtrooper_fan Force Ghost

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    Well... parts of it very well could be now :p
  9. Maleficant Jedi Grand Master

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    [face_laugh]



    Well since I'm not a Midlander, I can help care of your pet there. Only eats 4 Midlanders a day? What about snack time? [face_devil]
  10. Welshguy Jedi Master

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    If you wanna blow up Swansea, your more than welcome. Might actually improve the damn place.

    But as pay back, we get to nuke Birmingham!
  11. MASTER-SITH Jedi Knight

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    snack is half a midlander
  12. Stormtrooper_fan Force Ghost

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    That's OK, I live in the North [face_mischief]
  13. Maleficant Jedi Grand Master

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    Ok it's snack time then...


    Whose first!?!
  14. Welshguy Jedi Master

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    I think Lord Wiz should be first in the snack bowl.

    He made an issue of me spelling it "Whiz" instead of "Wiz".

    For this he must be punished!


    Here Philly Philly Philly.

    ITS SNACK TIME!
  15. veritasuk Jedi Master

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    nuke B'ham. Christ you'd be doing us all a favour
  16. Lord-Wiz Jedi Master

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    :eek: (my name isn`t Phill, but i agree he would make a tasty snack for your pet)



    :eek: :eek:

    :mad:




    :p

  17. veritasuk Jedi Master

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    Sorry, I was thinking about Broad st. Please dont make me a rancor snack.
  18. Maleficant Jedi Grand Master

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    Nay Verity is too cool to be food. ;)
  19. veritasuk Jedi Master

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    besides I'll make it sick , and then you'll have to clear it up
  20. Maleficant Jedi Grand Master

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    That's a very good point Verity...


    [face_sick]
  21. veritasuk Jedi Master

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  22. Maleficant Jedi Grand Master

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    Ok I think the rancor is getting hungrey, who are we gonna feed to it Verity?
  23. SithLordDarthRichie London CR

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    Well, you could feed me to it, but it would probably break its teeth
  24. Stormtrooper_fan Force Ghost

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    *Hands Rancor a can opener and points at Richie*

    [face_mischief]
  25. SithLordDarthRichie London CR

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    aims rocket at Rancor's head

    I dont like hurting such a lovely creature, but I will if I need to
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