A present for our Midland brothers

Discussion in 'Midlands and Wales' started by Welshguy, Oct 4, 2005.

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  1. Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Grand Master

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    *Walks in smelling of rancor poodoo*

    You do NOT want to know what the inside of a Rancor is like.

    I thank the maker it did not chew.

    And Wendy ... I am very disappointed.
    o_O


    *Walks off to get a shower*
  2. Maleficant Jedi Grand Master

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    Wait a second, the Rancor didn't chew!?! :eek:


    Jimbo... don't be disappointed with me... [face_batting]
  3. Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Grand Master

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  4. Maleficant Jedi Grand Master

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    Tell you what, I'll let you get up off your knees for the rest of the night. You can even help pick out the next meal for the Rancor. [face_batting]


  5. Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Grand Master

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    You really know how to spoil me!

    ;)
    Okay!


    But I won't choose it's next meal.
    I couldn't be that mean.

    :p
  6. Happy Ninja Jedi Grand Master

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    I've missed it with every bullet so far! :p
  7. Tay-Mar Jedi Master

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    Ok, why is there a Rancor in here ?? /me reads the whole thread . . . . . . . . I see.

    Hmmmmmm me thinks we need a Sarlac to keep Richie quiet, isn't that where all Manadlorians like to go for their holidays ?

    Wendy, could you get a bib for this thing please, it's dribbling all over the floor, oh and a beer please.
  8. F16WarBird Jedi Youngling

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    Welshie, do we still have a truce or can I resume the bombardment of Wales with Kelly Clarkson CDs? :p
  9. Maleficant Jedi Grand Master

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    Martin, why is it that whereever I go, you think I have a beer ready to hand off to you!?!

    Alright, here have a beer. :p
  10. Maleficant Jedi Grand Master

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    Ok everyone, Phil is hungrey, whose next!?! [face_thinking]
  11. veritasuk Jedi Master

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    cant we just give him tons of Tofu or something ?
  12. Maleficant Jedi Grand Master

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    Well I'm not sure, since this thing has a taste for blood and all, we would have to season the tofu first right?

    God knows I don't want to that Rancor mad at me! [face_laugh]
  13. rebeljediknight_88 Force Ghost

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    come on you should know that they always have a blast at the end of the Holi. i mean poor sarlacc!
  14. SithLordDarthRichie London CR

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    Bah, Sarlaccs deserve it
    That'll teach them to eat things that can fight back with the power of a small army

    As for the Rancor, just feed it Cow or Sheep meat or some big creature thats not endagered and easy to get hold of
  15. Stormtrooper_fan Force Ghost

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    How do you know sheep are easy to get a hold of??? :eek:
  16. rebeljediknight_88 Force Ghost

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  17. SithLordDarthRichie London CR

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    o_O


    Well, its easier then getting hold of an Elephant to feed a Rancor isn't it?

    You can buy large amounts of Sheep and Cow meat easily, and most fields will have them stupidly standing around minding their own business waiting for you to clobber them with a big stick :D


    Either that or nick a few Sheep from FFWales, they have plenty :p
  18. MASTER-SITH Jedi Knight

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    welshguy does but not me i was born in bristol just brougth up in wales
  19. SithLordDarthRichie London CR

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    Still, I'm sure training in the art of sheep "handling" is part of the induction to Welsh life isn't it?


    [face_thinking]



    runs off to find large cow from local farm field
  20. MASTER-SITH Jedi Knight

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    no it is not maybe in north wales but not down south
  21. SithLordDarthRichie London CR

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    OK, I'll believe you :p


    drags cow in with rope and attempts to push it into Rancor pit


    [face_cow] = [face_skull]
  22. MASTER-SITH Jedi Knight

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    i hope that was not common cow philly only eats the best meat going
  23. SithLordDarthRichie London CR

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    Really?
    Then what on Earth was he doing with Jimbo? :p

    Or Gammoreans for that matter, those pig guards probably taste as bad as they smell
  24. MASTER-SITH Jedi Knight

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    i dont know i did not feed them to philly
  25. SithLordDarthRichie London CR

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    True, but Philly still ate them

    So if he can eat that rubbish then he can eat a Cow :p


    leaves Cow in the middle of Rancor pit and opens cage


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