A present for our Midland brothers

*Walks in smelling of rancor poodoo*

You do NOT want to know what the inside of a Rancor is like.

I thank the maker it did not chew.

And Wendy ... I am very disappointed.



*Walks off to get a shower*

 

Wait a second, the Rancor didn't chew!?!


Jimbo... don't be disappointed with me...

 

Tell you what, I'll let you get up off your knees for the rest of the night. You can even help pick out the next meal for the Rancor.

 

You really know how to spoil me!


Okay!


But I won't choose it's next meal.
I couldn't be that mean.

 

I've missed it with every bullet so far!

 

Ok, why is there a Rancor in here ?? /me reads the whole thread . . . . . . . . I see.

Hmmmmmm me thinks we need a Sarlac to keep Richie quiet, isn't that where all Manadlorians like to go for their holidays ?

Wendy, could you get a bib for this thing please, it's dribbling all over the floor, oh and a beer please.

 

Welshie, do we still have a truce or can I resume the bombardment of Wales with Kelly Clarkson CDs?

 

Martin, why is it that whereever I go, you think I have a beer ready to hand off to you!?!

Alright, here have a beer.

 

Ok everyone, Phil is hungrey, whose next!?!

 

cant we just give him tons of Tofu or something ?

 

Well I'm not sure, since this thing has a taste for blood and all, we would have to season the tofu first right?

God knows I don't want to that Rancor mad at me!

 

come on you should know that they always have a blast at the end of the Holi. i mean poor sarlacc!

 

Bah, Sarlaccs deserve it
That'll teach them to eat things that can fight back with the power of a small army

As for the Rancor, just feed it Cow or Sheep meat or some big creature thats not endagered and easy to get hold of

 

How do you know sheep are easy to get a hold of???

 

Well, its easier then getting hold of an Elephant to feed a Rancor isn't it?

You can buy large amounts of Sheep and Cow meat easily, and most fields will have them stupidly standing around minding their own business waiting for you to clobber them with a big stick


Either that or nick a few Sheep from FFWales, they have plenty

 

welshguy does but not me i was born in bristol just brougth up in wales

 

Still, I'm sure training in the art of sheep "handling" is part of the induction to Welsh life isn't it?






runs off to find large cow from local farm field

 

no it is not maybe in north wales but not down south

 

OK, I'll believe you


drags cow in with rope and attempts to push it into Rancor pit


=

 

i hope that was not common cow philly only eats the best meat going

 

Really?
Then what on Earth was he doing with Jimbo?

Or Gammoreans for that matter, those pig guards probably taste as bad as they smell

 

i dont know i did not feed them to philly

 

True, but Philly still ate them

So if he can eat that rubbish then he can eat a Cow


leaves Cow in the middle of Rancor pit and opens cage