FF:QLD A reading

Poetry by B B Jinks

Meesa bombad
Bombad is meesa

Bows and holds out hat

 

Robert Plant, you aint!

 

ohh noo it's barbar

 

Quick! Somebody shoot him!

 

No whacking stick? Yousa gettin soft.

 

Soft? Nah, we've just graduated to bigger and messier messes.

 

I choose not to use it at this time, five minutes from now, that is going to be different.

 

*rubs hands together* excellent

 

Has it been five minutes yet?

 

No, we still got half an hour left . . .

 

Bugger... How about now?

 

*checks watch* another ten minutes to go

 

But I want it to happen now

 

Patience my young man

 

Bugger that for a joke, have no use for patience.

 

Erm . . . what were we waiting for?

 

For Chancellor Valorium, That's who!

 

no where waiting for barbar so we can thawck him over the head again

 

So, can we do it yet?

 

have patience , i'll try and lure him out from w.a

 

Darn, this is proving to be hard.

 

We need to find some bait . . .

 

Do you have a Goober fish? I hear he is quite partial for a Goober fish

 

No, but I got a leaky bucket!

 

*starts singing* there's a hole in my bucket ...