Indi, IN A sock walks into a bar..........

NAAARRRRR

okay all you socks! the party has moved to a bar since you all are too lame to visit the playground anymore.

I thought it would be cool if we could all meet her at the bar instead.... tell some jokes.... do a little sock bonding..... feel the love!!!!

okay.... so who's gonna buy me a beer????

 

Is it safe to be here?


I heard a ban hammer awhile ago

 

Someone had to make the bar...it's not like the Treasurer was going to give me money to buy one (spent the money I laundered from the group during my Tresurer tenure on beer at C2).

 

I'm glad I'm not the only sock in here anymore.... that would be really lame... a lone sock in a bar by myself.... I'm so happy someone wanted to do something with me!!!!!!

Hey Seb... you are the coolest dug around, man!!!

What kind of beer can I get for you?

 

Better to be alone in a bar than to try to organise a get together & noone want show up

 

Must I be a sock. I don't wanna be a sock.


I don't wanna be a chicken,
I don't wanna be a duck,
So I'll shake my butt.
<clap clap clap clap>

 

Uh...Uh.. I gotta joke for ya

A man walked into a restaurant and noticed a friend sitting in a corner wearing a big white bandage around his head.

He sat down and asked his pal what happened.

"Well, I was hitting some balls at the baseball field and I hit one into the nearby pasture," replied his friend.

"Then I met a lady who was looking for her kid's baseball. Finding mine, I thought I'd give her a hand. There was a cow nearby and I noticed that every time the cow twitched its tail there was a flash of white. So I went over to it and lifted its tail and sure enough there was the ball.

I called out to the lady, 'Ma'am, does this look like yours?' And the bitch hit me over the head with a baseball bat!"

What I learned: You'll never know where you might find a few balls and always, always wear your helmet!

[Note to self] Pass this advice on to the DragonCon Guys [/Note]

 

when i go to a bar i need to get



























CHEESEFRIESSS

 

I can hear your arteries closing fry boy

 

The only good artery is a severed artery.

 

I thought I saw your bus parked out front..



I DON'T CLAIM RESPONSIBILITY FOR OTHER IMAGES ON THE SITE. DO NOT GO THERE IF YOU AREN'T ON YOUR OWN COMPUTER.. But this one is clean enough to share with you sockies.

Yeah...while the original image was ok, with everything else that there...eh, you're not allowed to link to such sites...sorry

 

George Not Lucas is the greatest person evar!
Now why is it that you are so great?
Dont you go around and cause us all to laugh!
And you should be a fireman.
Shut up you say, never! We all like you.
Why your the Greateat, not to mention a fun dude!
Huge thanks should go to George!
Now face it people, George is funny.


I like happy thought's. Today is happy!
The old 1, 2..

Tk

 

Tk, when you use death sticks, bring enough for everyone else, ok?

 

Wow, this crowd seems kinda rough! Luckily I took lessons from that Karate-kid dude and I can catch a fly with chopsticks!

.... crouching lamerson....
.... hidden nnnnaaaaarr....

 

through the force, I can make the fly impale himself (and enjoy it) on your chopsticks.

 

But, if you have complete understanding of the Force, you will realize...

There is no fly.

 

so..... did you hear about the three-legged dog that walked into the bar looking for the guy who shot his paw?

 

Would this be the three-legged dead dog I stole from MathMan?

 

I cut off the remaining three!

I like to saber innocent beings who can't protect themselves.

 

It's poor form to injure a dog....movie villians always get it in the worst way when they harm a dog, and that's on top of the audience's disdain.

 

Uh, somehow Evil Anakin took over my screen name without identifying himself. I assure you that Beru would never condone such statements.

 

Hey, I wanna hear about the dog! Shaddup the rest of ya...


Sorry, I'm a dog lover (don't even go there...)

 

Just a reminder of where the socks belong...

 

Yo, bartender...

Blue Milk if you please...

 

Hows abouta black eye, dork?