A special message for The RICHARDSONS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyu4XuTPOVM

 

Awesome

 

lol

brilliant.

 

HA HA HA!

 

Fantastic doesn't start to cover how awesome that was!

 

That was just beautiful, O Captain My Captain.

*sniff*


-JR

 

In honor of our first board win, I have completed the first song as promised...

God RIP(Rest In Peace) Ye Merry, Everton
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God RIP Ye Merry, Everton
But never do you fear
Our team will beat you nice and quick
So you won't shed a tear
You'll have to use your super sub
'Cause George is not yet here
O hiding is Roper, from you boys
from you boys
O hiding is Roper, from you boys.

You pray there will be questions
of 'footie' and it's games
Because you've taken for your own
One of the player's names
But the surveys call it soccer
and because that causes shame...
O hiding is Roper, from you boys
from you boys
O hiding is Roper, from you boys

To Inty's coin of torture
Your team will have to go
And then your hope of victory
lies buried in the snow.
This All-Star team is gonna ream
your asses in this show.
So hiding is Roper, from you boys
from you boys
O hiding is Roper, from you boys.

 

Well played, Sir!


And look what Santa brought for me today

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[image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v646/halibut/100_0612.jpg]

Me = happy

 

We won another board, so here is another song.

Hark! The halibut Angels Stink
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Hark the halibut angels stink
in the Summer, I do think.
On the beach, or in the yard
Boy that stench sure travels far.
Angels should be made in snow
not in chub, or salmon roe.
Lying down in fish is lame
I'm sure Jesus thinks the same.
Hark the halibut angels stink
in the Summer, I do think.

Fishy odor - lots of power
I thing you should take a shower
Worse than skunk and worse than poo
What has gotten onto you?
We will have to burn your clothes
Scrub your skin 'till Heaven knows...
Find a beach of dead Alewives-
We'll be running for our lives.
Hark the halibut angels stink
in the Summer, I do think.

We declare you Prince of Perch
Arlon now, can stop the search.
Fishy scales make bad malodour
Worse than Dagobaian Yoda
I plug my nose when fishes fry
I smell you, I want to die
Like a trout left in the sun
I am glad this song is done.
Hark the halibut angels stink
in the Summer, I do think.

 

I want to record that

 

Well make sure to sing "malodour" with a Boston accent, so it rhymes with "Yoda".

 

Hilarious as ever, CHRIS!
I lol'ed for real.


-JR

 

The Twelve Black & Whites of JAY-JAY Of Christmas
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On the first day of Christmas,
my JAY JAY sent to me
And a black and white of JR's hiney!
[image=http://www.rallscollection.com/images/felsen/bobs_butt.jpg]

On the second day of Christmas,
my JAY JAY sent to me
Two footie balls,
[image=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ec/Soccer_ball.svg/600px-Soccer_ball.svg.png]
And a black and white of JR's hiney!

On the third day of Christmas,
my JAY JAY sent to me
Three French kisses,
[image=http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c62/cvzdesign/bb/jay/3.jpg]
Two footie balls,
And a black and white of JR's hiney!

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my JAY JAY sent to me
Four Kodak moments,
[image=http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c62/cvzdesign/bb/jay/4.jpg]
Three French kisses,
Two footie balls,
And a black and white of JR's hiney!

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my JAY JAY sent to me
Five pounds of bling!
[image=http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c62/cvzdesign/bb/jay/5.jpg]
Four Kodak moments,
Three French kisses,
Two footie balls,
And a black and white of JR's hiney!

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my JAY JAY sent to me
Six boards for playing,
[image=http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c62/cvzdesign/bb/jay/6.jpg]
Five pounds of bling,
Four Kodak moments,
Three French kisses,
Two footie balls,
And a black and white of JR's hiney!

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my JAY JAY sent to me
Seven slides with women,
[image=http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c62/cvzdesign/bb/jay/7.jpg]
Six boards for playing,
Five pounds of bling,
Four Kodak moments,
Three French kisses,
Two footie balls,
And a black and white of JR's hiney!

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my JAY JAY sent to me
Eight maid costumes,
[image=http://www.funwarehouse.co.uk/acatalog/Satin_French_Maid_R56101_large.jpg]
Seven slides with women,
Six boards for playing,
Five pounds of bling,
Four Kodak moments,
Three French kisses,
Two footie balls,
And a black and white of JR's hiney!

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my JAY JAY sent to me
Nine ladies shopping,
[image=http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c62/cvzdesign/bb/jay/9.jpg]
Eight maid costumes,
Seven slides with women,
Six boards for playing,
Five pounds of bling,
Four Kodak moments,
Three French kisses,
Two footie balls,
And a black and white of JR's hiney!

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my JAY JAY sent to me
Ten lion tamers,
[image=http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c62/cvzdesign/bb/jay/10.jpg]
Nine ladies shopping,
Eight maid costumes,
Seven slides with women,
Six boards for playing,
Five pounds of bling,
Four Kodak moments,
Three French kisses,
Two footie balls,
And a black and white of JR's hiney!

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my JAY JAY sent to me
Eleven Polaroid pictures,
[image=http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c62/cvzdesign/bb/jay/11.jpg]
Ten lion tamers,
Nine ladies shopping,
Eight maid costumes,
Seven slides with women,
Six boards for playing,
Five pounds of bling,
Four Kodak moments,
Three French kisses,
Two footie balls,
And a black and white of JR's hiney!

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my JAY JAY sent to me
Twelve lusty luaus,
[image=http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c62/cvzdesign/bb/jay/12.jpg]
Eleven Polaroid pictures,
Ten lion tamers,
Nine ladies shopping,
Eight maid costumes,
Seven slides with women,
Six boards for playing,
Five pounds of bling,
Four Kodak moments,
Three French kisses,
Two footie balls,
And a black and white of JR's hiney!

 

Superlative stuff!!

Shame it's the last one we'll see

 

Yeah right.
Even if nothing else, your team has been known to throw a game as 'strategy'.

I have three more, so that will cover it all.

 

We threw the last answer in one game, counting on the fact that the other team would not be able to steal. We were correct

 

*doffs black & white hat in direction of CHRIS*


-JR