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Oceania A Story in 3 words.

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Murder_Sandwhich, Feb 6, 2006.

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  1. mauls-menace

    mauls-menace Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Dec 23, 2000
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole . "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum
     
  2. Detonating-Rabbit

    Detonating-Rabbit Jedi Knight star 5

    Registered:
    May 23, 2003
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole . "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but
     
  3. Rebel_Padawan

    Rebel_Padawan Jedi Grand Master star 4

    Registered:
    Apr 11, 2003
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole . "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and
     
  4. Detonating-Rabbit

    Detonating-Rabbit Jedi Knight star 5

    Registered:
    May 23, 2003
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole . "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on
     
  5. Tyi-Maet_Nefer

    Tyi-Maet_Nefer Jedi Master star 6

    Registered:
    Jun 17, 2005
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily,
     
  6. Kyptastic

    Kyptastic VIP star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Registered:
    Sep 10, 2005
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had
     
  7. mle

    mle Jedi Youngling star 3

    Registered:
    Nov 16, 2003
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance

     
  8. Viceroy_NuteGunray

    Viceroy_NuteGunray Jedi Padawan star 4

    Registered:
    Aug 16, 2005
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson
     
  9. Katana_Geldar

    Katana_Geldar Jedi Grand Master star 8

    Registered:
    Mar 3, 2003
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas
     
  10. Kyptastic

    Kyptastic VIP star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Registered:
    Sep 10, 2005
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo
     
  11. Katana_Geldar

    Katana_Geldar Jedi Grand Master star 8

    Registered:
    Mar 3, 2003
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change
     
  12. Murder_Sandwhich

    Murder_Sandwhich Jedi Padawan star 4

    Registered:
    Apr 7, 2004
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions!
     
  13. Kyptastic

    Kyptastic VIP star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Registered:
    Sep 10, 2005
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had
     
  14. PulsarSkate

    PulsarSkate Ex-Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Registered:
    Nov 4, 2003
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

     
  15. Detonating-Rabbit

    Detonating-Rabbit Jedi Knight star 5

    Registered:
    May 23, 2003
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.
     
  16. Kyptastic

    Kyptastic VIP star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Registered:
    Sep 10, 2005
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried. But it was
     
  17. Tyi-Maet_Nefer

    Tyi-Maet_Nefer Jedi Master star 6

    Registered:
    Jun 17, 2005
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.
     
  18. Viceroy_NuteGunray

    Viceroy_NuteGunray Jedi Padawan star 4

    Registered:
    Aug 16, 2005
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.

    "Missile away" ordered
     
  19. PulsarSkate

    PulsarSkate Ex-Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Registered:
    Nov 4, 2003
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.

    "Missile away" ordered Puls. Laughing, she/b]
     
  20. mle

    mle Jedi Youngling star 3

    Registered:
    Nov 16, 2003
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.

    "Missile away" ordered Puls. Laughing, she pulled out her
     
  21. Rebel_Padawan

    Rebel_Padawan Jedi Grand Master star 4

    Registered:
    Apr 11, 2003
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.

    "Missile away" ordered Puls. Laughing, she pulled out her very, very cute...
     
  22. Viceroy_NuteGunray

    Viceroy_NuteGunray Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Aug 16, 2005
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.

    "Missile away" ordered Puls. Laughing, she pulled out her very, very cute voodoo doll and
     
  23. Murder_Sandwhich

    Murder_Sandwhich Jedi Padawan star 4

    Registered:
    Apr 7, 2004
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.

    "Missile away" ordered Puls. Laughing, she pulled out her very, very cute voodoo doll and Did Nothing. "FRACK!..."
     
  24. Tyi-Maet_Nefer

    Tyi-Maet_Nefer Jedi Master star 6

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    Jun 17, 2005
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.

    "Missile away," ordered Puls. Laughing, she pulled out her very, very cute voodoo doll and did nothing. "FRACK! These aliens are
     
  25. PulsarSkate

    PulsarSkate Ex-Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Nov 4, 2003
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.

    "Missile away," ordered Puls. Laughing, she pulled out her very, very cute voodoo doll and did nothing. "FRACK! These aliens are gonna be so

     
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