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  1. Tyi-Maet_Nefer Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 17, 2005
    star 6
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.

    "Missile away," ordered Puls. Laughing, she pulled out her very, very cute voodoo doll and did nothing. "FRACK! These aliens are gonna be so hard to destroy."
  2. Rebel_Padawan Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 11, 2003
    star 4
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.

    "Missile away," ordered Puls. Laughing, she pulled out her very, very cute voodoo doll and did nothing. "FRACK! These aliens are gonna be so hard to destroy." Puls decided to
  3. Norrad_Roff Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 26, 2001
    star 4
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.

    "Missile away," ordered Puls. Laughing, she pulled out her very, very cute voodoo doll and did nothing. "FRACK! These aliens are gonna be so hard to destroy." Puls decided to order a burrito
  4. Scoot Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Dec 30, 2002
    star 4
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.

    "Missile away," ordered Puls. Laughing, she pulled out her very, very cute voodoo doll and did nothing. "FRACK! These aliens are gonna be so hard to destroy." Puls decided to order a burrito with everything, including
  5. Tyi-Maet_Nefer Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 17, 2005
    star 6
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.

    "Missile away," ordered Puls. Laughing, she pulled out her very, very cute voodoo doll and did nothing. "FRACK! These aliens are gonna be so hard to destroy." Puls decided to order a burrito with everything, including baked beans and
  6. Rebel_Padawan Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 11, 2003
    star 4
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.

    "Missile away," ordered Puls. Laughing, she pulled out her very, very cute voodoo doll and did nothing. "FRACK! These aliens are gonna be so hard to destroy." Puls decided to order a burrito with everything, including baked beans and spice weasel flavouring.
  7. Norrad_Roff Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 26, 2001
    star 4
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.

    "Missile away," ordered Puls. Laughing, she pulled out her very, very cute voodoo doll and did nothing. "FRACK! These aliens are gonna be so hard to destroy." Puls decided to order a burrito with everything, including baked beans and spice weasel flavouring. Feeling slightly queasy,
  8. Viceroy_NuteGunray Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 16, 2005
    star 4
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.

    "Missile away," ordered Puls. Laughing, she pulled out her very, very cute voodoo doll and did nothing. "FRACK! These aliens are gonna be so hard to destroy." Puls decided to order a burrito with everything, including baked beans and spice weasel flavouring. Feeling slightly queasy, he drank a
  9. Tyi-Maet_Nefer Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 17, 2005
    star 6
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.

    "Missile away," ordered Puls. Laughing, she pulled out her very, very cute voodoo doll and did nothing. "FRACK! These aliens are gonna be so hard to destroy." Puls decided to order a burrito with everything, including baked beans and spice weasel flavouring. Feeling slightly queasy, he drank a gender changer potion
  10. PulsarSkate Ex-Mod

    Member Since:
    Nov 4, 2003
    star 7
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.

    "Missile away," ordered Puls. Laughing, she pulled out her very, very cute voodoo doll and did nothing. "FRACK! These aliens are gonna be so hard to destroy." Puls decided to order a burrito with everything, including baked beans and spice weasel flavouring. Feeling slightly queasy, he drank a gender changer potion that reattached her

  11. Tyi-Maet_Nefer Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 17, 2005
    star 6
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.

    "Missile away," ordered Puls. Laughing, she pulled out her very, very cute voodoo doll and did nothing. "FRACK! These aliens are gonna be so hard to destroy." Puls decided to order a burrito with everything, including baked beans and spice weasel flavouring. Feeling slightly queasy, he drank a gender changer potion that reattached her sexuality to a
  12. JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 23, 2005
    star 4
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.

    "Missile away," ordered Puls. Laughing, she pulled out her very, very cute voodoo doll and did nothing. "FRACK! These aliens are gonna be so hard to destroy." Puls decided to order a burrito with everything, including baked beans and spice weasel flavouring. Feeling slightly queasy, he drank a gender changer potion that reattached her sexuality to a Jared from Subway
  13. Viceroy_NuteGunray Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 16, 2005
    star 4
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.

    "Missile away," ordered Puls. Laughing, she pulled out her very, very cute voodoo doll and did nothing. "FRACK! These aliens are gonna be so hard to destroy." Puls decided to order a burrito with everything, including baked beans and spice weasel flavouring. Feeling slightly queasy, he drank a gender changer potion that reattached her sexuality to a Jared from Subway.

    "Eh Eh Ehhhhhhh!"
  14. MarvinTheMartian Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 31, 2002
    star 5
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.

    "Missile away," ordered Puls. Laughing, she pulled out her very, very cute voodoo doll and did nothing. "FRACK! These aliens are gonna be so hard to destroy." Puls decided to order a burrito with everything, including baked beans and spice weasel flavouring. Feeling slightly queasy, he drank a gender changer potion that reattached her sexuality to a Jared from Subway.

    "Eh Eh Ehhhhhhh!" she screamed pleasureably.
  15. Tyi-Maet_Nefer Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 17, 2005
    star 6
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.

    "Missile away," ordered Puls. Laughing, she pulled out her very, very cute voodoo doll and did nothing. "FRACK! These aliens are gonna be so hard to destroy." Puls decided to order a burrito with everything, including baked beans and spice weasel flavouring. Feeling slightly queasy, he drank a gender changer potion that reattached her sexuality to a Jared from Subway.

    "Eh Eh Ehhhhhhh!" she screamed pleasureably. She couldn't believe
  16. PulsarSkate Ex-Mod

    Member Since:
    Nov 4, 2003
    star 7
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.

    "Missile away," ordered Puls. Laughing, she pulled out her very, very cute voodoo doll and did nothing. "FRACK! These aliens are gonna be so hard to destroy." Puls decided to order a burrito with everything, including baked beans and spice weasel flavouring. Feeling slightly queasy, he drank a gender changer potion that reattached her sexuality to a Jared from Subway.

    "Eh Eh Ehhhhhhh!" she screamed pleasureably. She couldn't believe it wasn't butter
  17. MarvinTheMartian Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 31, 2002
    star 5
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.

    "Missile away," ordered Puls. Laughing, she pulled out her very, very cute voodoo doll and did nothing. "FRACK! These aliens are gonna be so hard to destroy." Puls decided to order a burrito with everything, including baked beans and spice weasel flavouring. Feeling slightly queasy, he drank a gender changer potion that reattached her sexuality to a Jared from Subway.

    "Eh Eh Ehhhhhhh!" she screamed pleasureably. She couldn't believe it wasn't butter. Fabio showed her
  18. Rebel_Padawan Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 11, 2003
    star 4
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.

    "Missile away," ordered Puls. Laughing, she pulled out her very, very cute voodoo doll and did nothing. "FRACK! These aliens are gonna be so hard to destroy." Puls decided to order a burrito with everything, including baked beans and spice weasel flavouring. Feeling slightly queasy, he drank a gender changer potion that reattached her sexuality to a Jared from Subway.

    "Eh Eh Ehhhhhhh!" she screamed pleasureably. She couldn't believe it wasn't butter. Fabio showed her how to arrange
  19. MarvinTheMartian Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 31, 2002
    star 5
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.

    "Missile away," ordered Puls. Laughing, she pulled out her very, very cute voodoo doll and did nothing. "FRACK! These aliens are gonna be so hard to destroy." Puls decided to order a burrito with everything, including baked beans and spice weasel flavouring. Feeling slightly queasy, he drank a gender changer potion that reattached her sexuality to a Jared from Subway.

    "Eh Eh Ehhhhhhh!" she screamed pleasureably. She couldn't believe it wasn't butter. Fabio showed her how to arrange the bed sheets
  20. Viceroy_NuteGunray Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 16, 2005
    star 4
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.

    "Missile away," ordered Puls. Laughing, she pulled out her very, very cute voodoo doll and did nothing. "FRACK! These aliens are gonna be so hard to destroy." Puls decided to order a burrito with everything, including baked beans and spice weasel flavouring. Feeling slightly queasy, he drank a gender changer potion that reattached her sexuality to a Jared from Subway.

    "Eh Eh Ehhhhhhh!" she screamed pleasureably. She couldn't believe it wasn't butter. Fabio showed her how to arrange the bed sheets that Anne wanted
  21. MarvinTheMartian Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 31, 2002
    star 5
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.

    "Missile away," ordered Puls. Laughing, she pulled out her very, very cute voodoo doll and did nothing. "FRACK! These aliens are gonna be so hard to destroy." Puls decided to order a burrito with everything, including baked beans and spice weasel flavouring. Feeling slightly queasy, he drank a gender changer potion that reattached her sexuality to a Jared from Subway.

    "Eh Eh Ehhhhhhh!" she screamed pleasureably. She couldn't believe it wasn't butter. Fabio showed her how to arrange the bed sheets that Anne wanted to sleep in.
  22. PulsarSkate Ex-Mod

    Member Since:
    Nov 4, 2003
    star 7
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.

    "Missile away," ordered Puls. Laughing, she pulled out her very, very cute voodoo doll and did nothing. "FRACK! These aliens are gonna be so hard to destroy." Puls decided to order a burrito with everything, including baked beans and spice weasel flavouring. Feeling slightly queasy, he drank a gender changer potion that reattached her sexuality to a Jared from Subway.

    "Eh Eh Ehhhhhhh!" she screamed pleasureably. She couldn't believe it wasn't butter. Fabio showed her how to arrange the bed sheets that Anne wanted to sleep in.

    "Wait...who's Anne?"
  23. Viceroy_NuteGunray Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 16, 2005
    star 4
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.

    "Missile away," ordered Puls. Laughing, she pulled out her very, very cute voodoo doll and did nothing. "FRACK! These aliens are gonna be so hard to destroy." Puls decided to order a burrito with everything, including baked beans and spice weasel flavouring. Feeling slightly queasy, he drank a gender changer potion that reattached her sexuality to a Jared from Subway.

    "Eh Eh Ehhhhhhh!" she screamed pleasureably. She couldn't believe it wasn't butter. Fabio showed her how to arrange the bed sheets that Anne wanted to sleep in.

    "Wait...who's Anne?" said Puls.

    "Anne
  24. MarvinTheMartian Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 31, 2002
    star 5
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.

    "Missile away," ordered Puls. Laughing, she pulled out her very, very cute voodoo doll and did nothing. "FRACK! These aliens are gonna be so hard to destroy." Puls decided to order a burrito with everything, including baked beans and spice weasel flavouring. Feeling slightly queasy, he drank a gender changer potion that reattached her sexuality to a Jared from Subway.

    "Eh Eh Ehhhhhhh!" she screamed pleasureably. She couldn't believe it wasn't butter. Fabio showed her how to arrange the bed sheets that Anne wanted to sleep in.

    "Wait...who's Anne?" said Puls.

    "Anne is your evil
  25. PulsarSkate Ex-Mod

    Member Since:
    Nov 4, 2003
    star 7
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.

    "Missile away," ordered Puls. Laughing, she pulled out her very, very cute voodoo doll and did nothing. "FRACK! These aliens are gonna be so hard to destroy." Puls decided to order a burrito with everything, including baked beans and spice weasel flavouring. Feeling slightly queasy, he drank a gender changer potion that reattached her sexuality to a Jared from Subway.

    "Eh Eh Ehhhhhhh!" she screamed pleasureably. She couldn't believe it wasn't butter. Fabio showed her how to arrange the bed sheets that Anne wanted to sleep in.

    "Wait...who's Anne?" said Puls.

    "Anne is your evil twin's cousin's husband's

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