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  1. MarvinTheMartian Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 31, 2002
    star 5
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.

    "Missile away," ordered Puls. Laughing, she pulled out her very, very cute voodoo doll and did nothing. "FRACK! These aliens are gonna be so hard to destroy." Puls decided to order a burrito with everything, including baked beans and spice weasel flavouring. Feeling slightly queasy, he drank a gender changer potion that reattached her sexuality to a Jared from Subway.

    "Eh Eh Ehhhhhhh!" she screamed pleasureably. She couldn't believe it wasn't butter. Fabio showed her how to arrange the bed sheets that Anne wanted to sleep in.

    "Wait...who's Anne?" said Puls.

    "Anne is your evil twin's cousin's husband's friend" said MJ.

    "Family, can't live within fifty kilometres of a nuclear powered naughty toy. Friends, however (especially short hairy friends with guns), can."

    Somewhat slightly bemused, Anne threw her lunch up over Pulse's new dress, worn by Ender the cross-dressing, confused, apple eating ape.

    "Computer says no" said Bert Newton, whose career was circling the drain. George and Steven are planning their wedding anniversary for about twenty thousand Gungans and ETs.

    Kate Capshaw grimaced, when JarJar launched
  2. JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 23, 2005
    star 4
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.

    "Missile away," ordered Puls. Laughing, she pulled out her very, very cute voodoo doll and did nothing. "FRACK! These aliens are gonna be so hard to destroy." Puls decided to order a burrito with everything, including baked beans and spice weasel flavouring. Feeling slightly queasy, he drank a gender changer potion that reattached her sexuality to a Jared from Subway.

    "Eh Eh Ehhhhhhh!" she screamed pleasureably. She couldn't believe it wasn't butter. Fabio showed her how to arrange the bed sheets that Anne wanted to sleep in.

    "Wait...who's Anne?" said Puls.

    "Anne is your evil twin's cousin's husband's friend" said MJ.

    "Family, can't live within fifty kilometres of a nuclear powered naughty toy. Friends, however (especially short hairy friends with guns), can."

    Somewhat slightly bemused, Anne threw her lunch up over Pulse's new dress, worn by Ender the cross-dressing, confused, apple eating ape.

    "Computer says no" said Bert Newton, whose career was circling the drain. George and Steven are planning their wedding anniversary for about twenty thousand Gungans and ETs.

    Kate Capshaw grimaced, when JarJar launched a chinese midget
  3. Viceroy_NuteGunray Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 16, 2005
    star 4
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.

    "Missile away," ordered Puls. Laughing, she pulled out her very, very cute voodoo doll and did nothing. "FRACK! These aliens are gonna be so hard to destroy." Puls decided to order a burrito with everything, including baked beans and spice weasel flavouring. Feeling slightly queasy, he drank a gender changer potion that reattached her sexuality to a Jared from Subway.

    "Eh Eh Ehhhhhhh!" she screamed pleasureably. She couldn't believe it wasn't butter. Fabio showed her how to arrange the bed sheets that Anne wanted to sleep in.

    "Wait...who's Anne?" said Puls.

    "Anne is your evil twin's cousin's husband's friend" said MJ.

    "Family, can't live within fifty kilometres of a nuclear powered naughty toy. Friends, however (especially short hairy friends with guns), can."

    Somewhat slightly bemused, Anne threw her lunch up over Pulse's new dress, worn by Ender the cross-dressing, confused, apple eating ape.

    "Computer says no" said Bert Newton, whose career was circling the drain. George and Steven are planning their wedding anniversary for about twenty thousand Gungans and ETs.

    Kate Capshaw grimaced, when JarJar launched a chinese midget onto the roof
  4. Detonating-Rabbit Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 23, 2003
    star 5
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.

    "Missile away," ordered Puls. Laughing, she pulled out her very, very cute voodoo doll and did nothing. "FRACK! These aliens are gonna be so hard to destroy." Puls decided to order a burrito with everything, including baked beans and spice weasel flavouring. Feeling slightly queasy, he drank a gender changer potion that reattached her sexuality to a Jared from Subway.

    "Eh Eh Ehhhhhhh!" she screamed pleasureably. She couldn't believe it wasn't butter. Fabio showed her how to arrange the bed sheets that Anne wanted to sleep in.

    "Wait...who's Anne?" said Puls.

    "Anne is your evil twin's cousin's husband's friend" said MJ.

    "Family, can't live within fifty kilometres of a nuclear powered naughty toy. Friends, however (especially short hairy friends with guns), can."

    Somewhat slightly bemused, Anne threw her lunch up over Pulse's new dress, worn by Ender the cross-dressing, confused, apple eating ape.

    "Computer says no" said Bert Newton, whose career was circling the drain. George and Steven are planning their wedding anniversary for about twenty thousand Gungans and ETs.

    Kate Capshaw grimaced, when JarJar launched a chinese midget onto the roof of the ladies'
  5. MarvinTheMartian Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 31, 2002
    star 5
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.

    "Missile away," ordered Puls. Laughing, she pulled out her very, very cute voodoo doll and did nothing. "FRACK! These aliens are gonna be so hard to destroy." Puls decided to order a burrito with everything, including baked beans and spice weasel flavouring. Feeling slightly queasy, he drank a gender changer potion that reattached her sexuality to a Jared from Subway.

    "Eh Eh Ehhhhhhh!" she screamed pleasureably. She couldn't believe it wasn't butter. Fabio showed her how to arrange the bed sheets that Anne wanted to sleep in.

    "Wait...who's Anne?" said Puls.

    "Anne is your evil twin's cousin's husband's friend" said MJ.

    "Family, can't live within fifty kilometres of a nuclear powered naughty toy. Friends, however (especially short hairy friends with guns), can."

    Somewhat slightly bemused, Anne threw her lunch up over Pulse's new dress, worn by Ender the cross-dressing, confused, apple eating ape.

    "Computer says no" said Bert Newton, whose career was circling the drain. George and Steven are planning their wedding anniversary for about twenty thousand Gungans and ETs.

    Kate Capshaw grimaced, when JarJar launched a chinese midget onto the roof of the ladies' glass ceilinged bathroom
  6. Viceroy_NuteGunray Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 16, 2005
    star 4
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.

    "Missile away," ordered Puls. Laughing, she pulled out her very, very cute voodoo doll and did nothing. "FRACK! These aliens are gonna be so hard to destroy." Puls decided to order a burrito with everything, including baked beans and spice weasel flavouring. Feeling slightly queasy, he drank a gender changer potion that reattached her sexuality to a Jared from Subway.

    "Eh Eh Ehhhhhhh!" she screamed pleasureably. She couldn't believe it wasn't butter. Fabio showed her how to arrange the bed sheets that Anne wanted to sleep in.

    "Wait...who's Anne?" said Puls.

    "Anne is your evil twin's cousin's husband's friend" said MJ.

    "Family, can't live within fifty kilometres of a nuclear powered naughty toy. Friends, however (especially short hairy friends with guns), can."

    Somewhat slightly bemused, Anne threw her lunch up over Pulse's new dress, worn by Ender the cross-dressing, confused, apple eating ape.

    "Computer says no" said Bert Newton, whose career was circling the drain. George and Steven are planning their wedding anniversary for about twenty thousand Gungans and ETs.

    Kate Capshaw grimaced, when JarJar launched a chinese midget onto the roof of the ladies' glass ceilinged bathroom. "What a view"
  7. JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 23, 2005
    star 4
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.

    "Missile away," ordered Puls. Laughing, she pulled out her very, very cute voodoo doll and did nothing. "FRACK! These aliens are gonna be so hard to destroy." Puls decided to order a burrito with everything, including baked beans and spice weasel flavouring. Feeling slightly queasy, he drank a gender changer potion that reattached her sexuality to a Jared from Subway.

    "Eh Eh Ehhhhhhh!" she screamed pleasureably. She couldn't believe it wasn't butter. Fabio showed her how to arrange the bed sheets that Anne wanted to sleep in.

    "Wait...who's Anne?" said Puls.

    "Anne is your evil twin's cousin's husband's friend" said MJ.

    "Family, can't live within fifty kilometres of a nuclear powered naughty toy. Friends, however (especially short hairy friends with guns), can."

    Somewhat slightly bemused, Anne threw her lunch up over Pulse's new dress, worn by Ender the cross-dressing, confused, apple eating ape.

    "Computer says no" said Bert Newton, whose career was circling the drain. George and Steven are planning their wedding anniversary for about twenty thousand Gungans and ETs.

    Kate Capshaw grimaced, when JarJar launched a chinese midget onto the roof of the ladies' glass ceilinged bathroom. "What a view" he cried, clinging
  8. Norrad_Roff Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 26, 2001
    star 4
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.

    "Missile away," ordered Puls. Laughing, she pulled out her very, very cute voodoo doll and did nothing. "FRACK! These aliens are gonna be so hard to destroy." Puls decided to order a burrito with everything, including baked beans and spice weasel flavouring. Feeling slightly queasy, he drank a gender changer potion that reattached her sexuality to a Jared from Subway.

    "Eh Eh Ehhhhhhh!" she screamed pleasureably. She couldn't believe it wasn't butter. Fabio showed her how to arrange the bed sheets that Anne wanted to sleep in.

    "Wait...who's Anne?" said Puls.

    "Anne is your evil twin's cousin's husband's friend" said MJ.

    "Family, can't live within fifty kilometres of a nuclear powered naughty toy. Friends, however (especially short hairy friends with guns), can."

    Somewhat slightly bemused, Anne threw her lunch up over Pulse's new dress, worn by Ender the cross-dressing, confused, apple eating ape.

    "Computer says no" said Bert Newton, whose career was circling the drain. George and Steven are planning their wedding anniversary for about twenty thousand Gungans and ETs.

    Kate Capshaw grimaced, when JarJar launched a chinese midget onto the roof of the ladies' glass ceilinged bathroom. "What a view" he cried, clinging lovingly to his
  9. JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 23, 2005
    star 4
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.

    "Missile away," ordered Puls. Laughing, she pulled out her very, very cute voodoo doll and did nothing. "FRACK! These aliens are gonna be so hard to destroy." Puls decided to order a burrito with everything, including baked beans and spice weasel flavouring. Feeling slightly queasy, he drank a gender changer potion that reattached her sexuality to a Jared from Subway.

    "Eh Eh Ehhhhhhh!" she screamed pleasureably. She couldn't believe it wasn't butter. Fabio showed her how to arrange the bed sheets that Anne wanted to sleep in.

    "Wait...who's Anne?" said Puls.

    "Anne is your evil twin's cousin's husband's friend" said MJ.

    "Family, can't live within fifty kilometres of a nuclear powered naughty toy. Friends, however (especially short hairy friends with guns), can."

    Somewhat slightly bemused, Anne threw her lunch up over Pulse's new dress, worn by Ender the cross-dressing, confused, apple eating ape.

    "Computer says no" said Bert Newton, whose career was circling the drain. George and Steven are planning their wedding anniversary for about twenty thousand Gungans and ETs.

    Kate Capshaw grimaced, when JarJar launched a chinese midget onto the roof of the ladies' glass ceilinged bathroom. "What a view" he cried, clinging lovingly to his Spielberg plush doll.
  10. Viceroy_NuteGunray Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 16, 2005
    star 4
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.

    "Missile away," ordered Puls. Laughing, she pulled out her very, very cute voodoo doll and did nothing. "FRACK! These aliens are gonna be so hard to destroy." Puls decided to order a burrito with everything, including baked beans and spice weasel flavouring. Feeling slightly queasy, he drank a gender changer potion that reattached her sexuality to a Jared from Subway.

    "Eh Eh Ehhhhhhh!" she screamed pleasureably. She couldn't believe it wasn't butter. Fabio showed her how to arrange the bed sheets that Anne wanted to sleep in.

    "Wait...who's Anne?" said Puls.

    "Anne is your evil twin's cousin's husband's friend" said MJ.

    "Family, can't live within fifty kilometres of a nuclear powered naughty toy. Friends, however (especially short hairy friends with guns), can."

    Somewhat slightly bemused, Anne threw her lunch up over Pulse's new dress, worn by Ender the cross-dressing, confused, apple eating ape.

    "Computer says no" said Bert Newton, whose career was circling the drain. George and Steven are planning their wedding anniversary for about twenty thousand Gungans and ETs.

    Kate Capshaw grimaced, when JarJar launched a chinese midget onto the roof of the ladies' glass ceilinged bathroom. "What a view" he cried, clinging lovingly to his Spielberg plush doll.

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  11. Norrad_Roff Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 26, 2001
    star 4
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.

    "Missile away," ordered Puls. Laughing, she pulled out her very, very cute voodoo doll and did nothing. "FRACK! These aliens are gonna be so hard to destroy." Puls decided to order a burrito with everything, including baked beans and spice weasel flavouring. Feeling slightly queasy, he drank a gender changer potion that reattached her sexuality to a Jared from Subway.

    "Eh Eh Ehhhhhhh!" she screamed pleasureably. She couldn't believe it wasn't butter. Fabio showed her how to arrange the bed sheets that Anne wanted to sleep in.

    "Wait...who's Anne?" said Puls.

    "Anne is your evil twin's cousin's husband's friend" said MJ.

    "Family, can't live within fifty kilometres of a nuclear powered naughty toy. Friends, however (especially short hairy friends with guns), can."

    Somewhat slightly bemused, Anne threw her lunch up over Pulse's new dress, worn by Ender the cross-dressing, confused, apple eating ape.

    "Computer says no" said Bert Newton, whose career was circling the drain. George and Steven are planning their wedding anniversary for about twenty thousand Gungans and ETs.

    Kate Capshaw grimaced, when JarJar launched a chinese midget onto the roof of the ladies' glass ceilinged bathroom. "What a view" he cried, clinging lovingly to his Spielberg plush doll.

    "Views like this don't get broadcast
  12. MarvinTheMartian Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 31, 2002
    star 5
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.

    "Missile away," ordered Puls. Laughing, she pulled out her very, very cute voodoo doll and did nothing. "FRACK! These aliens are gonna be so hard to destroy." Puls decided to order a burrito with everything, including baked beans and spice weasel flavouring. Feeling slightly queasy, he drank a gender changer potion that reattached her sexuality to a Jared from Subway.

    "Eh Eh Ehhhhhhh!" she screamed pleasureably. She couldn't believe it wasn't butter. Fabio showed her how to arrange the bed sheets that Anne wanted to sleep in.

    "Wait...who's Anne?" said Puls.

    "Anne is your evil twin's cousin's husband's friend" said MJ.

    "Family, can't live within fifty kilometres of a nuclear powered naughty toy. Friends, however (especially short hairy friends with guns), can."

    Somewhat slightly bemused, Anne threw her lunch up over Pulse's new dress, worn by Ender the cross-dressing, confused, apple eating ape.

    "Computer says no" said Bert Newton, whose career was circling the drain. George and Steven are planning their wedding anniversary for about twenty thousand Gungans and ETs.

    Kate Capshaw grimaced, when JarJar launched a chinese midget onto the roof of the ladies' glass ceilinged bathroom. "What a view" he cried, clinging lovingly to his Spielberg plush doll.

    "Views like this don't get broadcast in 34 states
  13. Murder_Sandwhich Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 7, 2004
    star 4
    One day, the alarm went off so I smashed, it was broken since I had Whoopi Goldberg over my shoulder at my TEE exams which I failed. She was absconded with her mother who ain't hawt and searched for the holy grail. Meanwhile, my mum licked my Ex-Girlfriends bike and tickled her right in her hair which was strangely arousing. That Strange Bloke, Johnnage, pet his you-know-what, which looked like a giant fleshy Washington monument...only really small! Compared to Deto's sizable boil located on his eye which inhibited his MUM! OMGLOL!

    Meanwhile, Chuck Norris was mentioned once again by the president for his great abilities, such as blowing things up. Both men enjoy acting tough-like during passionate acts of chicken abuse and riding pigs naked, and covered in whipped cream.

    Hearing of this, Deto and Johnnage did absolutely nothing. But behind them, wild, steamy love-making between the . It wouldn't turn them on, rather it encouraged gagging and phlegm to fltwo Tasmanian FF members made them turn into North Koreans. Typicalow forth.

    Seeing this, Dark Crystal Mystics from the mountain turned Super Saiyan 3, which enabled lava control, jumped onto a rope made of rainbows rising upwards towards a black hole. "Noo!" yelled Marv in the shower as Nancy covered up her private detective. Marv ran to the supermarket down by the Chuck Norris Museum, wearing nothing but telletubbie underwear and dried spittle on his arms. Luckily, Jennifer Hawkins had attempted to dance with Michael Jackson while George Lucas and Senor Spielbergo decided to change saliva. Suddenly, Explosions! The Earth had become Puls's bitch!

    "Yay!" everyone cried.

    "Boooooo!" aliens jeered.

    "Missile away," ordered Puls. Laughing, she pulled out her very, very cute voodoo doll and did nothing. "FRACK! These aliens are gonna be so hard to destroy." Puls decided to order a burrito with everything, including baked beans and spice weasel flavouring. Feeling slightly queasy, he drank a gender changer potion that reattached her sexuality to a Jared from Subway.

    "Eh Eh Ehhhhhhh!" she screamed pleasureably. She couldn't believe it wasn't butter. Fabio showed her how to arrange the bed sheets that Anne wanted to sleep in.

    "Wait...who's Anne?" said Puls.

    "Anne is your evil twin's cousin's husband's friend" said MJ.

    "Family, can't live within fifty kilometres of a nuclear powered naughty toy. Friends, however (especially short hairy friends with guns), can."

    Somewhat slightly bemused, Anne threw her lunch up over Pulse's new dress, worn by Ender the cross-dressing, confused, apple eating ape.

    "Computer says no" said Bert Newton, whose career was circling the drain. George and Steven are planning their wedding anniversary for about twenty thousand Gungans and ETs.

    Kate Capshaw grimaced, when JarJar launched a chinese midget onto the roof of the ladies' glass ceilinged bathroom. "What a view" he cried, clinging lovingly to his Spielberg plush doll.

    "Views like this don't get broadcast in 34 states."

    THE END LOL.

    Okay, new story.

  14. Norrad_Roff Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 26, 2001
    star 4
  15. MarvinTheMartian Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 31, 2002
    star 5
    "That was close to my face
  16. JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE Jedi Master

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    May 23, 2005
    star 4
    "That was close to my face" screamed Tom Cruise,

  17. MarvinTheMartian Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 31, 2002
    star 5
    "That was close to my face" screamed Tom Cruise, giving psychiatric advice
  18. Viceroy_NuteGunray Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 16, 2005
    star 4
    "That was close to my face" screamed Tom Cruise, giving psychiatric advice to Mr Bean
  19. JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE Jedi Master

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    May 23, 2005
    star 4
    "That was close to my face" screamed Tom Cruise, giving psychiatric advice to Mr Bean, "Ron Hubbard was
  20. Viceroy_NuteGunray Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 16, 2005
    star 4
    "That was close to my face" screamed Tom Cruise, giving psychiatric advice to Mr Bean.
    "Ron Hubbard was searching through my
  21. MarvinTheMartian Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 31, 2002
    star 5
    "That was close to my face" screamed Tom Cruise, giving psychiatric advice to Mr Bean.
    "Ron Hubbard was searching through my medicine drawer when
  22. JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 23, 2005
    star 4
    "That was close to my face" screamed Tom Cruise, giving psychiatric advice to Mr Bean.
    "Ron Hubbard was searching through my medicine drawer, when an angry
  23. Viceroy_NuteGunray Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 16, 2005
    star 4
    "That was close to my face" screamed Tom Cruise, giving psychiatric advice to Mr Bean.
    "Ron Hubbard was searching through my medicine drawer, when an angry penguin armed with
  24. JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 23, 2005
    star 4
    "That was close to my face" screamed Tom Cruise, giving psychiatric advice to Mr Bean.
    "Ron Hubbard was searching through my medicine drawer, when an angry penguin armed with a stripey missile
  25. MarvinTheMartian Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 31, 2002
    star 5
    "That was close to my face" screamed Tom Cruise, giving psychiatric advice to Mr Bean.
    "Ron Hubbard was searching through my medicine drawer, when an angry penguin armed with a stripey missile bitch slapped me."
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