Saga A Tale of a Fateful Trip - AU - COMPLETED Aug. 11, 2004 - More replies to Comments 8/16

I had to delurk for this story. I only found it today. (I don't look at this board very often) I Love it! That Lord Boba chasing that butterfly is too much. Godzilla versus Mothra.

Your stories have become funnier and funnier. Glad you will post everyday. I don't want this story to end!

 

Pie-eating contest! Love it!

Also, I knew sooner or later that Luke and Leia would get together! Luke's scheme is just too funny. But you are killing me by making me wait for some Han and Leia action! You do know that don't you! Of course you do!Obviously, by now you know that I'm just a little obsessed with the topic!

Still a great story and I will be sorry to see it end!!! Maybe you'll have to come up with a reunion special! Just like the one where the original castaways ger re-stranded!!! Yeah, then this would never end!!!

 

hehehe I hit it on the nose! *SNRK!* hehehehe

Oh this is sooo my fav part!!

Padme nudged Anakin, concern showing in her brown eyes. "Anakin.....our son is being foolish. Do something."

"What would you suggest I do?" Vader asked tiredly. "Force choke some sense into his head? I think it's far too late for that, lovely. The suns of Tatooine have fried his brains beyond repair."

LMAO!!! hehehehe Great work Luke! Laxatives do wonders for the body! hehehehe

Great post!!

 

PrincessDaisy2 - Threepio jealously ploting against the little droid?- hehe. Artoo may annoy Threepio, but he sure doesn't appreciate an interloper!

dianethx - I bet Luke gets the laxative ones and it would serve him right! - Luke is taking a bit after Darth Daddy, isn't he?

StarFighter5 -I think the guys are stupid acting like pie eating is some manly thing to do for a duel.- LOL! Only guys would think a pie eating contest is a way to a girl's heart! I bet it has something to do with Han. - You think? *face innocent*

owphoenix - chewie a hitwookie - LOL! I like that one! Leia become a witch doctor and brew up a love potion - Can you sing... "Love Potion Number Nine?"

A-Windsor - Welcome! And just in time for the last three chapters! - Glad you're reading!

calgary - Another new reader! Yeah!! Godzilla versus Mothra- The Hutt Butterfly was a lot like Mothra, wasn't it?

Webogirl - you are killing me by making me wait for some Han and Leia action! You do know that don't you! Of course you do! Obviously, by now you know that I'm just a little obsessed with the topic! - hehe. Just hang on a bit more....

Kynstar - I hit it on the nose!- Yes, you did! Now..... what will happen tomorrow, hmmm? - Laxatives do wonders for the body!- SOMEONE is about to find out!

 

Poor Threepio...jealous!! And we thought droids didn't have any feelings.

When are Luke and Leia going to figure out they're brother and sister? That ought to go over well with Vader after the way he described her being the perfect revenge against Han! To think he was talking about his own daughter.

This pie-eating contest should be interesting. What in the heck makes Luke think that Mara will find this amusing, much less macho? Of course, as vain as you have her in this story, she probably can't help but appreciate two men 'fighting' over her!

Now what does Leia have in mind for Han? Can't wait to find out!!

 

"I'm not afraid of you, farmboy. What kind of duel are you talking about?"

"A pie eating contest!" Luke said as inspiration struck. Han groaned and thudded his forehead onto the table.

"Pie eating?" Wes questioned.

"Yes! Kakannut cream pies! I will bake twenty of them, and whoever eats their ten the fastest, wins!"

"Not a problem! I can eat pies faster than you any day of the week!"

LOL!

 

OH, MY GOODNESS, BUT THIS STORY IS JUST FANTABULOUS!!!!

I just clicked out of idle curiosity and almost DIED LAUGHING!!!

* bows down in homage before GreatOne *

This story is so random and silly that it crosses over into the realm of sheer comic genuis! Wherever did you get such a brilliant idea for a story? The way you've been able to turn Han and Chewie into the Skipper and Gilligan, with the Vaders as the Howells, Mara as Ginger, Leia as the Professor (although with quite a twist in her character) and Luke as Maryann is nothing short of amazing!

I read up to this far in one shot and found myself laughing out loud (something I almost NEVER do). If I quoted favorite lines, I'd probably rewrite the entire story, but my definite favorite parts of the story:

How Vader was able to use the Force to confuddle Han into taking only 1000 credits for both him and Padme...

How Luke wanted to be a pastry chef...

Your corruption of what C-3PO stands for...

Chewie's molting problem every time he gets nervous...

The use of other characters from the SW galaxy as the 'various' people who come and go from the planet...Sir Lord Boba, the Ewoks, Wes as the Survivor candidate...

Absolutely wonderful!

* claps enthusiastically *

I can't wait for more installments from this story!

...scurries off to make note to nominate this baby for Best Humor and Most Imaginative in the next awards round...

Great job!

 

The laxatives are so cruel, but hilarious. And, Leia must be brewing up a love potion to seduce Han. It is totally believable that 3P0 is jealous. Great as always!!

 

My evil twin was right; this was definitely worth checking out. What a story idea! I rather like Mara being a famous actress and Luke wanting to be a pastry chef. I'm even remembering some of these episodes, and it's been years since I've watched Gilligan's Island. Great job!

 

kayladie97 - When are Luke and Leia going to figure out they're brother and sister?- That's coming up VERY soon, since there are only three chapters left! - What in the heck makes Luke think that Mara will find this amusing, much less macho?- ROTFL! Poor Luke! He really shouldn't listen to Han! Now what does Leia have in mind for Han?- hehe. You will see!

Starrunner - - Glad you liked it!

LadyPadme - Oh my goodness! LP is here! Thanks for reading! My aim was silly when I started this, since Gilligan's Island was completely silly! Wherever did you get such a brilliant idea for a story? - Well..... RebelMom is using the song, "The Sounds of Silence" in her story, and then she made some comment about songs that stick in your head, and then I thought about the Gilligan's Island theme, and since I was reading SW fanfic at the time.... you know how those things go....

HanSolo29 -Oh no, poor Wes...he's really gonna be in for it.- Yes, Poor Wes.... landing on this planet with THESE people! And I had to have Threepio get in on a plot, too!

Solo_Fan - And, Leia must be brewing up a love potion to seduce Han.- *hums to the tune of Love Potion Number Nine, again!*

Gabri_Jade - ANOTHER new reader! - I'm even remembering some of these episodes, and it's been years since I've watched Gilligan's Island- I had to go check out a Gilligan's Island web site and refresh my memory! It's been a while for me, too. Except I never have to refresh my memory with the SONG! Thanks for reading!

 

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That was hilarious!!! hehehehehehe C3PO and that lil droid! *snrk* hehehehe loved his 'oh no we ain't seen it' hehehehe

And Luke drinking the juice!!!! LMAO!! hehehehehe and this... oh man!!

Padme rolled over on her side and looked at Anakin, who was laying on his back without his mask, staring at the ceiling. "How long is this racket going to go on?"

"I have no idea," Anakin said with a sigh. "Luke seems to have lost his mind."

"Do you think he ate too many kakannut pies?"

"I think the boy is a kakannut, if you ask me."

*Snrk* hehehehehe

Poor Wes... *snrk* hehehehe great work!!!

 

"I think the boy is a kakannut, if you ask me."

 

I should give up trying to eat breakfast while reading this. This was one of the funniest posts yet.

Threepio interpreted for Luke as he unfolded a flimsy with two drawings. "This plant.... is for....err...helping blockages."

"Are you having problems, Master Luke?" Threepio asked in concern.

LOL! And then the line from Vader that he thinks Luke is a kakannut! I think so, too, and I'm a big Luke fan. I was so afraid that love potion would make Luke fall for the first person he saw. *sags in relief*

Oh, and I'm glad you found this story, Gabri. I kept intending to recommend it, but old minds are forgetful.

EDIT: I'm watching Pyramid on tv, and Dawn Wells and Russell Johnson (MaryAnn and the Professor) are the guest stars. One of the clue categories was "I Just Got voted off Gilligan's Island". LOL! And Russell just said that they had their 40-yr-anniversary of the debut of GI, and it's never gone off the air because of the continuous repeats.

 

LOL

Jungle Viagra

 

commit droidicide?????? I am falling apart laughing. Your goof on Mara and Luke is going past the great beyond. Wonderful stuff.

 

Poor Leia. Luke drank the ounch instead. Ah well, she'll have to try again.

 

Do you think Lando will get a hold of the group and create a sitcom for them, you know, like Gilligan's Island? or on theis case Luke's place?

 

Can you sing... "Love Potion Number Nine?"

My husband did many years ago for karaoke at a pharmaceutical company convention, substituting the name of the company for "Love." He did a great job. It was hilarious.

Poor Leia! Luke drank it instead. Hope she can make more and get it to the right guy this time. She may need to pour it down Han's throat, though. I hope she gets her man. It's really bizarre seeing the girl blatantly chasing the boy this time around.

 

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Yours might be, too, GreatOne...
I know mine might be after this crazy story.


A. Windsor

 

Playing catchup after being gone the weekend. Hilarious as usual.

 

Kynstar - And Luke drinking the juice!!!! LMAO!! - Poor Luke! Although he did probably deserve it, considering what he did to Wes!

rxchiquita - - I'm glad you liked it!

Jedi-2B - - I liked this post about the best in the story, too, actually! I was so afraid that love potion would make Luke fall for the first person he saw. - - I didn't even think of that! Poor Han! Russell just said that they had their 40-yr-anniversary of the debut of GI, and it's never gone off the air because of the continuous repeats. - 40 years! LOL! I AM old!

owphoenix - Jungle Viagra - hehe. Yup! And it works real good, too!

calgary - commit droidicide??????- - I don't think Threepio would have the nerve to KILL the poor little droid! - Do you think Lando will get a hold of the group and create a sitcom for them- I don't think Vader would allow that! Lando might end up taken hostage by those Ewoks!

StarFighter5 - she'll have to try again- She might have to try something else, now! Han will be suspicious!

dm1 - She may need to pour it down Han's throat, though. I hope she gets her man.- - Chewie would probably gladly hold Han down while she poured it down his throat!

A-Windsor - Yours might be, too, GreatOne... - ROTFL!! I'm POSITIVE my hull has been breached by writing this insanity!

RebelMom - Welcome Back! - Hope you had a nice little vacation!

Only two chapters left, and while I don't think they are very funny, they DO wrap things up... sort of!

 

Poor Leia has only two more chapters to nab her man. I think a miracle will have to happen for this to occur. Threepio's jealousy was hilarious. Droidicide is a nice term. How will this insanity end?