FF:QLD A thread to sleep in:) lol (Jedi Paul's Guesthouse:) lol

Here we go, this is a thread to sleep in, rest your weary heads galactic travellers in my Guesthouse, yes it's my very own bed and breakfest run by none other than me and the girl who looks like leia, by the way don't worry about cost 'cos it's free to all Star wars fans

 

Takes the penthouse bedroom in his gueathouse and goes to sleeeeeeeeeeepppppppp goodnite guys girl, ghostly turtles ( Mr Squidly!) and aliens

 

<Hear a shout from a distance> I told you a million times, he is not a ghost.

 

I wonder if the service here is as good as the Cantina?

 

Killer Ewok the service here is very good thnak u, don't forget this is a Jedi Paul establishment we have high standards u know here at jediPaullawinc u know!

 

Checks in at his own guesthouse and goes to bed but before he gets in to bed checks for thermal detanators in his bed.. u never know if someone has out a thermal detonator in your bed do u?

 

That so, must remember that.

 

Excellent. This is the best idea yet.
Now JediPaulaw, Grieyls and MrNeech can get a room!

 

But I really wanted a lounge, no fair!

 

Why thank u for that compliment Khali ( or is it a hint and a insult?) lol anyway yeah here at JediPaul's guesthouse we have big screen projector Tv's with Dvd's and Cambridge surround sound systems and STAR WARS ON DVD!, yes don't ask me how I do it, 'cos I just did it, but yes that's right folks Star Wars on Dvd


Now beat that!

 

Checks into his own guesthouse <lovingly slipss into bed to rest head and go dream about girl who looks like Leia>

<shouts out and No Grieyls u can't climb into bed with me!>

 

JediPaul can you tell Leia to stop coming into my room, I'm on holiday and need my rest

 

So little lady, what are you doing here?

Oh really, so how would you like to hook up with me then?

Hey that's great, you just made me a happy man.........Say, you remind me of someone, some movie character I'm sure.

Probably, not to worry. It'll come to me sooner or later. <walks out arm in arm with very attractive girl wearing white>

 

Man, Leia gets around!

 

You dreaming again Grieyls?

 

Nope, seemed very real to me.

 

As real as Mr Squidly?

<checks into his guesthouse, snuggles up under bed sheets on cold night like tonight and dreams of a galaxy far far away etc u can guess the rest>


Goodnite Star Warsonions don't let the Imperials bite ok lol

 

Leia's a SLUT! Man she was even gonna do her own brother. And Kahli...I so got what you meant. I am not impressed!

 

JediPaul your just jealous cause you can only get Leia in your dreams when we could get her in reality...

<Leia this is the last time, GET OUT OF MY ROOM!>

 

Now where did that pretty lady get to, hmmmm?

 

She's having a bubble bath in my room!

 

That so, hmmmm. I would come and join you, but you are rather ugly. I think I'll wait out here for the time being..........



Oh wait, is that sound of klinking classes I hear.

 

I'm glad you see me that way because the feeling is mutual.

LEIA! I told you not to spill the beer, Oh and cook me some eggs

 

<Whistles a merry tune>

 

It looks like we're going to have to run this place since Paul split, I wonder where he went? *winks*