A -v- P -v- J fan fic

waaah!! sssshhh!!!!!

 

Me a trainee Jedi? You serious?! Oh, ok then. But can I get all rebellious and stray off the light path cos I'm easily influenced?

 

I just found THE coolest .wav from aliens ever ... Hudsons death .

 

Sorry Luci...we cant be having any of that. There'll be too much fighting the aliens and predators to be worrying about that.

 

Oh bagger. Ya mam.

Can me and Anakin argue about the socio- political status of members of the Jedi Council ending up with me severing his head from his shoulders?

 

http://www.citicom.com/~solace/alncomeon.wav

heheh , addy might help ...

 

0J-2K: Driod. Smuggler.

Ship's surgeon and ship's cook.

Take 21-B, fit a big gun in his left arm and a Moulinex Mixer in his right arm.

Nasty. Cowardly. Thinks he's clever.

Special abilities:
- Medic and feild surgeon
- Tasty in a fight
- Can take huge amounts of damage and still keep rockin
- Cumberland sausage

Quote: "Well at the moment it's a breadboard, but it will be an operating table once I've wiped it down with some Mountain Fresh Dettox."

 

more waves with the motion sensor .

http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/fooodsalientemple/Sounds/aliens/I%20got%20signals.wav


... clear cut motion tracker sample .

No voice over it .

http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/fooodsalientemple/Sounds/aliens/Motion%20tracker.wav

 

Excellent OJ-2K

 

Jedi apprentice Luci-fer.
Age: 18
Bio: A capable student with far too much adrenaline and testosterone. Eager to prove himself at any cost. His first attempt at making a lightsaber was disasterous after it nearly vapourized him. Following that, he bought a budget lightsaber from Tesco for £6.97 and has bonded with it since. Eager to cut somebody's head off he is often reckless and as such, is often kept on a leash by the rest of the Jedi company. Literally.

 

far too much adrenaline and testosterone

Thought I could smell something.

 

another target for my wisecracking aliens paraphrasing character

 

Well. At least that's out in the open then. Not literally.

 

Good Bio Luci.

 

Thankyou Cass. I think (hope) you realise I wasn't being serious...

 

Shame on you Luci. I was going to go to Tesco today and buy a lightsabre for £6.97

 

The main jist of the Bio was good.

The fact that you and Anakin are going to try and prove your worth by stowing away on the Knight Wanderer shows your youth and brash natures...

 

What, so you mean we're not actually supposed to be coming along? LOL. Fair enough. Can we kick arse or are we lame and pathetic?

 

Anakin
Male
20

Anakin- A strong minded Jedi Padawan that has learnt all that there is to be learnt as a Padawan, with great sense of Telekinesis, and a feel for the surroundings around him.
His lightsaber was made in a garage, and bears a resemblance of that of the old Jedi sabers.
He learns quickly, fast and agile, and holds his lightsaber behind his back at all times ready to strike down his opponent in one swoop.

 

To draw a comparison, you'll be like Pippin and Merry in LOTR!

 

Nope...yous aint supposed to be there....or something like that.

But then again...Jedi would know if someone was stowed on their ship...unless the stow aways could "hide" themselves in the force...

Hmmmmm

 

*sniggers* I'm running for a Aragorn/Farimir mix

 

Yeah but hopefully with bigger,erm, assets.
In that case then Anakin's bio makes hims sound like a Jedi Lord or something. I think he should tone it down.

 

No...you cant be like that, Mentalist, cuz then I'd have to fancy you...you being like Viggo an' that...

LOL

 

Your a Jedi , your not allowed such emotions

And anyway ... me and Viggo have similar facial structures .