A Valentine to Star Wars....

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by Shannon Darklighter, Feb 14, 2012.

  1. Shannon Darklighter Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 11, 1999
    star 1
    Dear Star Wars,

    I'd hate to think that if my husband and I both hadn't been big SW nuts we never would have taken the time to connect like we did and consequentially fallen in love, then created a beautiful family together, but.... I really can't see it otherwise. You're the best Star Wars! Thank you for existing.

    Love,
    Shannon
  2. tom Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Mar 14, 2004
    star 6
    and if you're alone the star wars porn parody was released today so there's that.
  3. ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 18, 2004
    star 8
    lol, it was? Fitting day to release it, I suppose. :p
  4. Shannon Darklighter Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 11, 1999
    star 1
  5. mrsvos Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 18, 2005
    star 5
    I thought Wednesdays were new release days at the adult video store?
    Aw, what am I thinking... everyday is release day at the adult video store....
  6. Shannon Darklighter Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 11, 1999
    star 1
    I'm so proud of what this thread turned into.... o_O
  7. Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 14, 2004
    star 6
    Almost makes me wish I was into porn.

  8. Dark Lady Mara Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jun 19, 1999
    star 7
    Almost makes me wish I were into Star Wars.
  9. tom Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Mar 14, 2004
    star 6
    maybe this parody will find a happy middle ground for people who aren't into either!
  10. duende Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 28, 2006
    star 5
    dear robocops,

    i doubt i would still be alive if it were not for your heroic and selfless efforts to keep the city streets safe. i have personally been saved by four robocops over the years - two silver colored ones, a gold one, and a bronze one. in each instance, the robocop involved was a paragon of righteousness and professionalism. i have a husband and two daughters at home and they mean everything in the world to me. i couldn't bear to live without them. but thanks to the fine work of the robocops, i can rest easy knowing that they are well protected from the dregs of society and the forces of social chaos. you're the best, robocops! thank you for existing.

    love,
    duende
  11. ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 18, 2004
    star 8
    No, random pron star, point it at Ed-209.....