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JCC A Valentine's Day Public Service Announcement

Discussion in 'Community' started by BBQ Bill72, Feb 13, 2014.

  1. BBQ Bill72

    BBQ Bill72 Jedi Padawan star 1

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    Nov 1, 2012
    For you sexually inexperienced boys/men out there who have a woman (or gay lover) and want to spoil her for Valentine's Day, here are some gifts that will make her swoon for you and make her want to do ungodly things to you.

    -Cleaning supplies
    -Vacuums
    -Treadmill
    -Lubricants
    -Deodorant
    -Gym memberships
    -Membership to the NRA
    -Bourbon
    -Weight Watcher Membership
    -Assless Leather Chaps

    You'll thank me later!
     
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  2. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    May 25, 2001
    Aww crap! I didn't get any of those. Guess I'll be in the doghouse this year. She better like those pots and pans with complementary cooking classes I bought her.
     
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  3. slightly_unhinged

    slightly_unhinged Jedi Master star 4

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    Jan 28, 2014
    Don't forget the card.

    [​IMG]
     
  4. TiniTinyTony

    TiniTinyTony JCC Super Bowl Pick 'Em Winner star 7 VIP - Game Winner

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    Mar 9, 2003
    I'm going to give her a pearl necklace.
     
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  5. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Aug 16, 2002
    Give her the gift of "Valentine's Day is stupid for obvious reasons. Let's stay in and eat pizza and watch the new season of House of Cards."
     
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  6. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Nov 28, 2000
    I can't think of anything more authentic to the true spirit of romance than House of Cards, Even.
     
  7. Zapdos

    Zapdos Force Ghost star 5

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    Jan 7, 2013
    people actually give a damn about this day?
     
  8. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Shelf of Shame Host star 9 VIP - Game Host

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    Nov 20, 2012
    This holiday makes me very Scroogeish.
     
  9. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Aug 16, 2002
    Judging by the amount of money spent, yes.
     
  10. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    Jun 25, 2002
    Take her fishing. Buy her shoes.

    Or better yet:

    [​IMG]
     
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  11. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Mar 4, 2011
    You're doing it wrong.

    You're supposed to tell her that you're haunted by the kiss she should have never given you and that your heart is beating, hoping that kiss will not become a scar.
     
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  12. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Shelf of Shame Host star 9 VIP - Game Host

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    Nov 20, 2012
    Take her to go see Robocop. Nothing says "I love you" like watered down remakes of great 80's flicks.
     
  13. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    May 25, 2001
    I swear I read fisting.
     
  14. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz Former Head Admin star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Nov 21, 2002
    Give her a long talk about how Valentine's Day was created by Wal-Mart and you are above all that unlike the rest of the sheeple. Then punch her in the face.
     
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  15. Only-One Cannoli

    Only-One Cannoli Ex-Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Aug 20, 2003
    That list is all the things my boyfriend does/has though. Minus the bourbon and the NRA membership, of which I can only have the bourbon.

    I'm starting to wonder if I'm dating a man.
     
  16. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Aug 16, 2002
    I only dislike Valentine's Day out of petty jealousy.
     
  17. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz Former Head Admin star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Nov 21, 2002
    Of course you do.
     
  18. slightly_unhinged

    slightly_unhinged Jedi Master star 4

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    Jan 28, 2014
    If you don't like the consumerism, you can always give the love of your life something that you made yourself. I bet he'd like that. Romantic.
     
  19. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Shelf of Shame Host star 9 VIP - Game Host

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    Nov 20, 2012
    Last Valentine's Day, I got season 2 of The West Wing. Best Valentine ever.