AaylaSecurOWNED in teh HOTSEAT!!

Here are your questions, please be as honest and/or entertaining as possible when posting your answers, paying special attention to question number 6!!

There may be more to follow, if I feel we have not reached the shagtastic levels of excitement required to win!

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1. Why did you want to come on BB; what did you hope to gain from the experience; how do you feel the experience is going thus far; do you feel you can win?

2. What are your hopes, dreams, and aspirations in life?

3. When were you most in your life, and why; when were you most in your life, and why?

4. What is the secret of the universe?

5. Shag, Marry, Shove - Assuming that you were of legal age, who on the JCC would you shag, who would you marry and who would you shove off a very tall building? Please give reasons for each.

6. Essay Question - What is it EXACTLY about epic that turns you on; what is it that makes him SO cool (feel free to continue on a separate sheet of paper)?


-JR

 

I just want to say I'm awaiting a very important PM before I finish my interview. Please hold.

 

Certainly.
What would you like me to hold?


-JR

 

Take your pick.

Interview ETA: Within the next hour.

 

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2. You, Dani, are a beautiful person.


-JR

 

I lied

 

That is correct.

However, I feel I may be the one in trouble.


-JR

 

Since JR's questions were so offensively boring (and props to Espy for doing what I thought was impossible), I asked Nounderwan to write me some better interview questions. Although he had reservations at first about "helping the other team" he decided in the end to give me a hand.
So, I present to you, my interview!

1. Dani, first question?s first. What is up with the name? AaylaSecurOwned? Did you just see that scene during RotS and laugh where everybody else cried? Help me out here. While you?re at it, clear up your signature, too. Not your current one, but your other one. You seem to be Ms. Ultra-femi-Nazi when you?re in the mood, but then I read your sig and I have to wonder. Is that like irony or something?
As you might be able to tell from my profile, I created this screenname immediately upon returning from my midnight ROTS viewing. Order 66 was definitely a sad and moving scene, but Aayla dying like a punk pretty much ruined it. If you watch closely, you'll note that she actually trips and starts to fall a few frames before anyone actually shoots her, then she falls face down in the mud while people continue to shoot her in the back. Pretty much the lamest death ever, and thorough ownage.
The other sig "This is why women shouldn't be Jedi." is a jab at Aayla, because her death is so hilariously awful and the Jedi obviously just kept her around for looks. It's also partially irony. And partially it's because it's fun when people send me angry PMs or make pointed comments about my sexism based on my sig. Also, when I first started posting with the screen name, I was trying to get away from some of the preconceived ideas associated with my previous screen name, and making a sig that only a specific type of person would make gave me a little anonymity for a little while.

2. Equally important question. Did you get drunk and laid at Carmen?s wedding? And why the hell not? Did no one tell you that as the Maid of Honor, you?re supposed to get hooked up?
Carmen's wedding is next week! I intend to be slightly tipsy, but not plastered. And why did you assume a no answer? Well, I guess I know all of the single male guests on our side and a few of the attendants and guests on the other side, and let's just say I'm hoping for a hot waiter or DJ.

3. All right. We?ll change the subject. What kind of music do you listen to? I suggest you look at what I listened to in my interview and then make your list match. That will make you much more interesting. Well?to me anyway.
Well, I'm primarily into African sounds. Digeridoos and sitars and stuff, right? Actually, no.
I am not a big music person. My childhood musical exposure consisted entirely of the Beatles and a little Police/Sting. In fact, I found out the Beatles broke up when I was 7 and cried (that's 1992 for those of you keeping score). The Beatles still top my list, there is always a song for every mood I'm in and the amount of sheer talent in that band (including George Martin) is staggering.
Other than the Beatles, in high school I was a theater kid, so I am really into musical theater. I love Rent, Kander & Ebb, and Andrew Lloyd Weber, like everyone else in the world, but I also listen to off-Broadway and non-Broadway shows that never made it big: The Last Five Years, Bat Boy, Reefer Madness, et cetera. And apart from that what I like is just what people tell me to listen to. Friends will say "listen to this" and give me Tegan & Sara or Led Zeppelin or Justin Timberlake and I'll listen to it and probably like it. I just don't seek out much on my own.

4. Do you watch porn on the internet? What? Come on! Every guy out there wants to know! All right, fine. Don?t answer that. How about this. What kind of movies do you like? Why? You?re an absolute SW geek (yes, dear, you are. You go to conventions. Just accept yourself). Why? What is it about the film that you like so much?
ew @ porn. I've never watched porn, but as a concept it doesn't strike me as something that could be remotely sexy.
I have a pretty varied taste when it

 

Jay-Jay's questions weren't good enough for you?