Evan, IN Adam is bald

I haven't said it in awhile, and by God, it just needed to be said...

 

All Hail!!!!

 

Benny Hill Slap!

 

Well, I turned 27 on Tuesday...

Feeling old, I asked the woman who cuts my hair to look for gray hairs. She couldn't find any, and added: "I've never seen gray hairs in your head."

I mention this here for obvious reasons.

 

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Because no-one's ever seen grey hairs on Adam's head either?

 

You see, Adam doesn't have to worry about gray hairs. If he finds one, all he has to do is wait 32.7 seconds for it to fall out...

 

Does that figure remain constant or will it slowly deteriorate over time?

If so, that would mean that (change in rate of loss)=(# of hairs lost). OR is (change in rate of loss)<(# of hairs lost)?

 

All I can say to that is...

Poor Jennifer...