Administrative Announcement - The JC Administrative Authority Structure

The AC isn't personal assistants, everyone knows we're not supposed to discuss anything personal.

 

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"Tips?"

 

Wow, that's a huge bureaucracy.

 

Well, it was either a huge bureaucracy or fear.

 

I wanted a marriage of both, but there was some opposition...

 

Bane, there is no room in our oligarchy for a tyrant of your caliber.

 

Maybe I'll takeover Aldera instead. Size matters not, right?

 

As long as you have your kingdom, it doesn't matter how big the kingdom is. It appears our oligarchy here is marching right along.

 

Personally I think a huge bureaucracy illcits it's own fear.


And now, you will fill out form B-C4445X1

Muwahahahahahahaha

No?

And LB, you know how the saying goes, better to be a king in hell then a mod on the JC.

Well, something like that.

 

left...left...left right left....left....left right left...

 

*cough*

¤Night

 

*brings in broom, sweeps up leftover mod parts, manager parts, administrator parts, into huge pile, reshuffles pile, pats parts into lump, reshapes lump into huge mass, grabs biggee rolling pin, rolls out huge mass, brings out new cookie cutter, presses out a new management tool for the head cheez, and the shape begins to resemble* ? ? ?

 

First Keo, now you, Nut. Why are you Hawaiians so damn happy all the time?

 

*spies a neat wave, paddles furiously (fast), catches the wave, slowly begins to raise body off board, stands precariously nervously on board, thinks about hanging 10, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, falls off board, watches surf board jack knife, gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, dives down to bottom of ocean as board comes crashing into the water, lungs complaining, pops up for air, looks around, awwwwwwwwww, geez, watches board surf itself back to shore, begins to swim towards the shore, come back you stupid surf board*

well, I'd rather be surfing, than working.