Saga Adventures in the Land of B'Ooz - Luke, Han, Leia... AU - COMPLETED 11/21/08 - Replies 11/24

More weirdness by PT ahead! I plan on posting ONCE A WEEK at this point, and if I start posting more often, I will put a note at the top of the chapter, ok?

OH! Before I forget! A BIG thank you once again to my ever-patient beta, Jedi-2B

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Oooh interesting! I can't wait to see where this goes! Can I be on the PM list?

 

It took me a minute to remember this would be in Saga, not Beyond. Great set-up to what I already know will be a funny story!

 

Heeee... SW meets Alice in Wonderland by PT... I'm a happy girl right now... *jumps up and down*

 

A PT story!!! Yayness!!!!! Eagerly awaiting the coming hilarity!!

 

Oh, dear, I fear they will be late for a very important date! Threepio following Artoo into the rabbit's hole... now that I've got that out of my system...

Hooray, another crazy PT story! Please put me on your PM notification list if you're setting one up. Can't wait to see where this goes and how Han and Leia will inevitably fit in!

 

I really like this! Interesting start If you've got a PM list, I'd like to be added to it

 

This is off to an awesome start! I'm looking forward to more.

 

LASOS- Welcome aboard! You might be somewhat concerned where this story is going to go. *cough, cough*

Jedi-2B ? And you already KNOW where this story is going?

Golden_Jedi ? SW meets Alice in Wonderland by PT...- meets Wizard of Oz, meets whatever else happens to pop into my brain.

Jade_eyes- Eagerly awaiting the coming hilarity- I sure hope I don?t disappoint! Right now, I?m not sure if it?s funny, or just weirdly scary.

dm1- Welcome faithful reader! Threepio following Artoo into the rabbit's hole- Yup. Let the insanity begin.

NYCitygurl- Thanks for reading! I sure hope you stick around after the next chapter.

VaderLVR64- I'm looking forward to more. - More coming right up!

 

Two

 

?Your destiny, Luke, The Extremely Slow and Dimwitted Son of the Chosen One. Destroying the Evil Emperor of Eats. Told you, did I once already. Short memory you have. Ginko you must need.?

I though this was the funniest thing I had read in a long time until I read:

?How does one go about fathering one?? Yoda asked. ?Ginko does this require??

?Who?s this Ginko dude? Sometimes Viagra might be needed, but not Ginko.?

Now I'm choking...

 

Hee!!! ROFL moment ?How does one go about fathering one?? Yoda asked. ?Ginko does this require??

?Who?s this Ginko dude? Sometimes Viagra might be needed, but not Ginko.?

Yoda frowned. ?Viagra? Imperial dancing girl is this??

?No. It?s not a girl at all. It?s a pill.?

?From a pill you came? Not a tree??

?NO! I didn?t come from a pill! Or a tree.? Luke flushed, and tried again, ?First there?s a girl, you see? and then she meets a guy. That would eventually
be the father. And after they fall in love ? ?

Loved that... too much

 

Hey, I liked the Ginko and viagra parts you threw in!

 

*squeals* A new PT story, yay!

And so much great stuff here already. The Land of B'Ooz...Yoda...Luke's purple path of destiny...this line: ?NO! I didn?t come from a pill! Or a tree.? Luke flushed, and tried again, ?First there?s a girl, you see? and then she meets a guy. That would eventually be the father. And after they fall in love ? ?



Can't wait to see where this goes!

 

Ginkgo and Viagra, what a pair! I guess with the Ginkgo, you can remember what you did with the Viagra, right? Loved Luke's explanation about Viagra.


Follow the purple road, we're off to see the Emperor!

 

"Stupid, this conversation is." Heeheehee! I love how you've written Yoda.

Can't wait to read more!

 

?Who?s this Ginkgo dude? Sometimes Viagra might be needed, but not Ginkgo.?

I love this

 

Another hilarious adventure from PonyTricks!
Please add me to the pm list!!
Wonderful job so far!!

 

Golden_Jedi- Now I'm choking...- Whacks Golden_Jedi on the back?

Jade_eyes- Thanks!

Jedi-2B- I do like to throw stuff in at the last second, but then it doesn?t get betaed?

amidalachick- Can't wait to see where this goes! - One never knows? including the author!

dm1- I guess with the Ginkgo, you can remember what you did with the Viagra, right?- That?s for sure!

Ubersue- I love how you've written Yoda- Yoda is fun for me to write. Sometimes I even marry him off to pigs?

NYCitygurl- Thank you!

dancing_star- Wonderful job so far!! - Awww? thank you!

 

Three

 

Handsome Sexy Smuggler with a Heart of Gold



I love this so much!!

 

So now we have Han, and Leia, Witch of the Nots! Love the tags!

 

?Two sides of the same coin, kid. I can?t wait to find her again, since she?s the reason my heart is missing at the moment. As soon as I find her, I?ll find my heart. She?ll be so happy I?m unfrozen, she?ll go into a swoon and throw herself into my waiting arms.? He smiled at the thought. ?She?ll still deny she loves me. That?s why she?s the Witch of the Nots.? He continued in a high-pitched tone, ?I do NOT love you, Han Solo, the Handsome Sexy Smuggler with a Heart of Gold. I do NOT, do NOT love you. I will NOT, will NOT kiss you, either!?

?I see,? Luke said slowly, trying to decide if Han was telling the truth, or just insane.
This was all so good!! And those little white things Luke was picking up and eating- were those marshmallows? Ooh, those are yummy!! And Luke's curiosity and inability to stop picking them up and eating them was too cute.
Fabulous job!!

 

Leia the witch of the Nots Han a sexy smuggler with the heart of gold ... true ... but oh my, Vader's a vile vicar And the notorious game board--I expect the cowardly lion and the mad hatter and the march hare to appear at any moment

 

Good-ness, PT. You never fail to impress with genuinely wacky crossovers and original ideas. I've only completed the first two chapters, but after an inocuous first, Yoda The Wise Green Mage was fantastic!

I can't wait to see how Han, Leia, Chewie, and Lando come into this? OR do I already know?

?Ewokins,? Yoda said smugly. ?Lie, I do not. One word from their Wise Green Sage, and Luke, Dumb Son of the Chosen One will a pincushion become.?

The progression of Yoda's names for Luke were hilarious, but this line had me in stitches.

Please PM me. I'll be sticking around for this one.