JCC Advice learned from cartoon movies

Finding Nemo,

Just Keep Swimming.

 

Lilo and Stich
Ohana means family, and family means no one gets left behind.

I like that one so much I named my cat that.

 

Hakuna matata, it means no worries.

 

I don't want to know what anyone learned from Legend of the Overfiend, thank you.

 

Aladdin
Robin Williams can help you defeat evil bearded men who wear funny hats ONLY if Gilbert Gottfried happens to be one of their henchmen.

 

Pocahontas:

You can learn whatever language you want as long as you believe REALLY hard.

 

Aladdin: Friends who don't give you fame and power aren't worth having.

 

Jungle Book: Friends who don't give you flame, the power of man's red flower, aren't worth having.

 

Little Mermaid: If the man of your dreams doesn't love you, make a Faustian deal to change who you are.
Beauty and the Beast: Women don't like shallow handsome guys...they like selfish rich Princes with anger issues.

 

Knowing is half the battle.

 

south park movie

you shouldn't say ****, no you shouldn't say ****. **** no
its easy mmmkay

 

Blame Canada!

 

When one who is without mercy, now pleads for it, shoot him quickly before an incompetent ally throws himself to him to become a human shield.

 

Little Mermaid teaches all young girls to disobey their fathers, fall in love with the first man they see, turn their back on their families, and change everything about themselves just for this boy.

 

If your wife is murdered by a serial killer and your son is kidnapped, enlist the help of a mentally disabled woman to aid you in finding him.

 

Finding Nemo?

 

Don't assume your enemy is dead just because you sliced him in half with a lightsaber and he plummeted down a long hole... (Clone Wars TV series)

 

Spinning. That's a good trick.

 

Line up for the face-off. After you take his face off, kick him in the shins.

 

Betrothed children after years of separation will always later meet and fall in love in random circumstances without realising who the other really is, resulting in unnecessary angst and frustration for them and their families until the final act when all is revealed and that they were always destined to be.





This reminds me of the old 'Propaganda Version' thread we were doing in the old Amph a year or 2 ago.

 

In every 70s-80s mystery cartoon,there was a strict list of requirements you had to have.They all needed to be teenagers.You had to have the hot couple,the ugly nerdy one,the thin guy who eats a lot,and the animal that talks funny.