You've seen that person - the one who can't stop writing, can't stop posting, can't stop finding time to pound out 50-bazillion-word epics. Don't you just hate that person? Wouldn't you like to find a way to muzzle that individual? You know - duct tape for the Internet? In this thread we share tips for achieving this goal. All kinds of suggestions are welcome! Here are a few of mine: 1) Reading and NOT responding. 2) Completely ignoring the writer in the hopes that he/she will lose confidence, give up writing, and leave the boards in a waterfall of tears. 3) Offer to give concrit, and then send back the chapter with a red line through every verb. 4) Steal every plot bunny that gets posted, to rob the writer of storytelling opportunities. 5) Constantly up every single thread except for that writer's threads, so that the latter threads get buried, no one reads/replies to them, and the writer gets discouraged, loses confidence, gives up writing, and leaves the boards in a Niagara of tears.