Thanks to Wenchy for the title. The PFF rumor-mill continues unabated. It seems that I have recently become the subject of one very interesting rumor lately. I heard it - thankfully spared of details - last night while conversing among friends. I must say, I'm impressed. I never imagined that I'd even be considered as such. I'm also a bit ticked since I know who the main perpetrator of the rumor is, and know for fact that they have absolutely no actual foundation on which to support it, other than the drunken fuzzy memories and claims of other people (none of whom were even involved in the innocent events that transpired, and yet still managed to be blown well out of proportion). I guess it bothers me a bit that said rumor perpetrator hasn't even bothered to ask for information directly from the source, especially when said person KNOWS me and the others alleged to be involved. But isn't it fun? Nothing like spreading good ol' juicy mostly untrue gossip. Sometimes y'just hafta have something to talk about, I guess. I'll just say this. You know who you are. SHUT UP. If you want the story, ask me or ask them. Until then, knock it off. And, in the grand tradition of the previous rumor thread, here's the new improved and better rumor... I am now an international spy for INTERPOL, and am keeping files and tabs on all of you. "Queen" is my operative call sign. Beware. Oh, and I'm also getting ready for the Denver Broncos. All of them.