Phx Ah, Good Ol' Fashioned Rumors... v 2.0

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And, the second guilty conscience has been outed to me... **waiting patiently to see who's next**

 

Score another one for Delta Source.

It's good to be right...I mean honestly, am I ever wrong? No.

 

During my job hunt I've been approached by Russia, Iran, Pakistan, bin Laden, and North Korea. At present I'm playing them off each other to get the best deal.

 

These are false rumors hon, you got the wrong thread

 

Oh, my mistake

 

I'm having my head transplanted onto a supermodel's body. And it's only going to cost $2!! [face_shocked]

 

Hee heee...this reminds me of my old thread!

The child I am carrying will take over the universe and unite us all in the wisdom of chaos. All hail Frankenstein!

 

I'm really a part of a secret organization that monitors extra terrestial inttelligence on this earth which is why I'm part of the PFF.

Dang it, I wasn't suppossed to say that!

All right everyone look at this red text.


OK Kristie, it was me! I am guilty!...

I am guilty of being a Party FREAK!

 

And BTW,

I shot the Sheriff but I did not shoot the deputy!

 

I just won the lottery!!!! [face_shocked]

And I didn't even by a ticket!

 

i'm a poet and i didn't even know it

 

I'm having Ewan's love child.

 

REALLY!? So am I!

 

that's ok, i'll have hayden's then...or maybe orlando's....
ok first hayden's then orlando's....wow i gotta go! i got work to do

 

I own metal undergarments.

Oh...wait...that one's true.

Ummmmm....

Oh yes, NOW I remember!

I am the reincarnation of a sacred platypus named Mildred. Bow to me mortals!

 

I'M NOT A SOCK!

 

my modem goes down for the weekend, look what happens.

but seriously...

ok, rumors? that's just ****** up. i would have thought we has grown up some since high school. i admit that i've heard stories and such, but i don't let them get further than that. nor should this group of people i choose to call friends.
getting angry again. i don't want to be angry. don't remember if i've perpetuated any rumors, or if i'm being a hypocrite. getting angry at that.

 

I actually do work when I am at work and not spend time on the internet chatting with friends.

If my boss is reading this, disregard the face thingy.

 

Yeah, what he said.

 

I have invented a water proof computer that I can take into the pool while I'm teaching and still chat online!

 

If my boss is reading this, disregard the face thingy
nice.

 

There is no Choad...

 

AH it all makes sense now. It was just a dream....

 

I'm an actual superhero.

The character of The Bowler was based on me.

 

I killed 5 people in NJ before I moved & they haven't found the bodies yet.

oops...