FF:NZ Alcohol, Girls and something else...

I could post a link to a movie showing what I mean it, but that would be against TOS

tisk tisk

ok after a few attempts i've found some web sites selling Borat* Suspender Thongs.

I believe we would be the absolute peak of attention at the 7's if we pulled this bad boy off.

The good thing is, is that it's a reasonably cheap costume too.

Swimwear USA$20-40
Moustache - free (unless you need to buy a fake one Solo )
Walking socks $10 (kmart)
Brown shoes $20-30

The ladies will love us if we turn up like this... though, I think we'll need town clothes for the pub crawl, then off those for the Caketin.

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Pure gold!

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bit more confidence with this one I think, but it just woulnd't be the same:
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I admit they are gold!

Not sure if i could pull it off though, i would need to double my gym time

US$9.99each, or if we buy 10 or more they'll sell them for $8.00each.

US$9.99 is NZ$14.95 right now, so CHEAP!

Then a bit on top for shipping from the states.

Have you seen my hairy butt??

Getting nude from the evening on when dieseled is all good, during the day however, hmmm

I'm hairier than you buster!

Also there's a thing called wax... but the hairiness is the key I think and if theres 10-20 of us, it wont be such a bad thing, we'll all be in the same boat.

I do believe however we'd need underneath g-strings or something in case of drunken ladies (and **** guys) pulling and grabbing at us...

Tickets arrived.

Looks like I am going as an indian, lots of nugget and not much else

You bloody piker!

Well, the day after my birthday I got a solid dose of food poisoning which put me out for a few days and I was suppose to have a birthday party on the 22nd. Wasn't really feeling up for it but that afternoon a package from USA arrived. I felt it my duty to bring laughter and memories to my, paul and callan's combined 23rd b/day party, so I turned up with two pair of the following costume and paul and i did a walk through the party. We are thankful it was cold and dark, so excuses were aplenty

They say a picture says a thousand words... this picture will have the opposite effect and leave you speachless I'm sure.

All I need now is a "Black Suit... NOT" and I think I'll be good for the 7's.

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ewwwwwww

T-minus 7 days and approximtaley 4 hours......

Sweeeeeet.

I'll be doing the same madarse thing, getting up bright and early Thursday and starting the southward migration. I have to get around to burning some mix cd's

I'll be arriving in Welly mid early-afternoonish.

Looks like there's a HUGE High system brewing over aussie at the moment, should be here for the 7's

Touch wood!


Still getting my gears all sorted, still don't know how many people are going to be staying though!

I'm NOT sleeping with you, no matter how crowded it gets, I'm sick of being little spoon.

Na, seriously though, I might have a hot date Thursday night, all going well I might have someone else to stay... we'll see though. Esp cause your place seems close to the action, unless i get action elsewhere.

Someone else or somewhere else?

Almost need a no vacancy sign at mine

I'm going for a combo of costumes.. for added safety.

Na, if all goes well I might have some*where* else to stay but wont count chickens.

I will be in the town of wind making relaxation.
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and if sun appears I will work on my golden tan.

Great success! I like you, do you like me?

Still can't beleive you're wearing that

Life's short, might as well have some fun.

Walking around Wellington, who knows me except you? And even then, Paul and I have already worn the speedo's at our own 23rd party.

The shorts I have are way too small (size 8 womens), when wearing them I have a fantastic bulge just like this:

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lmao /\ that's pretty much the look I'm going for too, but with kneepads and headphones, lol speedo's underneath for photo or sexy time opportunity

I don't know you

Just 'cause your anus hang like mouth of tired dog.

I'm getting immigration onto you, dirty illegal Kazak

Got my wig today. Took to it with scissors first, then opted for the clippers. It's a real shame because if there was some way of having a receeding hairline it would be awesome, but it just doesn't quite look like Borat's hair Thought about cutting a receed into the wig and using a lighter to melt the frayed ends, but it wouldn't have the elastic to hold around the head and I'd need hair pins and all sorts to hold it in place, boo!

So, I'm left with a shortish afro...

One more day of work...