Alfalfa's Chill zone

My little brother, to escape his huge credt card debt, is currently happily bankrupt and keeping a whole lot of organic free-range hens...

I, accordingly, have a lot of egg in my diet....

:rrrrffffssqqqqrrtt ::

excuse me

 

And cholesterol in your bloodstream...!

 

LOL @ Mr DD

// steps aside

 

//Chokes

Oh can't he just neck 'em and eat them instead chicken yes, eggs NO!

My gran used to make me and my brothers eat boiled eggs and soldiers when we were nippers, the eggs were boiled till they were like bullets!

 

WHat an increadible smell you've discovered DD.

 

Incredible's one word for it

Gets busy with the febreeze and air freshener!

 

At least you don't work in Glasgow near him.

//looks at cloud of yellow noxious gas outside window.

 

LOL. Yeah but the wind is coming from the North today so I'm worried!

//Closes all doors and windows to be on the safe side, sticks Gran under the stairs with a white door over her and enough food to last the Nuclear Winter

You can't be too careful can you!

 

Indeed Dan, especially when there is a war on.

 

But there's no point in putting a door on Grandma, if you don't white-wash your windows first.

Let that be a lesson to you all.

 

There's a war on? I'm the last to know everything I am

Windows duly whitewashed maam

 

Well if you've closed the windows then you'd best open the door as there is meant to be a chill in this thread.

//waits for groans!

 

//Groans!!!

 

Anyone chilling out today then?

 

// puts feet up on desk and lights a Silk Cut

Nope. Far too busy.

 

My lava lamp is broken...

 

well fix it then

:: cadges silk cut, blocks wee stupid airhole thingies , smokes it ::

 

//Goes to the no-smoking part of the zone.

No offence TTG.

So what's going on today then?

Edit - feckin spelling police

 

today, maistly, yir spelling 'offence' wrang, kidda

 

cadges silk cut, blocks wee stupid airhole thingies

Did you use the time-homoured tradition of ripping the sticky strip off the edge of a rizla to block up those holes?

 

Moves to No Padawan Afershave Zone

All you haveta do to block up the holes is lick them. Don't look at me like that.

 

pinky, i thought you were "eating porridge"

 

that's not the way it works in my experience.......

 

You know what thought did don't you Garrett?

// shakes head