Alfalfa's Chill zone

LOL

 

how many piglets are you hoping to get from one "bowl of porridge"

 

LOL - sixty four and a half

 

No aftershave here TTG - that must be Garrett's hormones going wild again

 

oh der likkle piggi-wiggies
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:: runs off to find white bread, butter, frying pan and sharp knife ::

 

Hey my fellow chillbots.

What's happening today?

All looking relaxed. Nice, what I like to see.

 

Well relaxed Alpha - how are you?

 

not too bad. I'm very busy at work. Stressed from moving house and, I hate to post it in the chill thread but this place is stressing me out a bit too.

 

//waves at Alpha!

Hi Remember Me

 

Moving house is the worst thing ever - well maybe not ever but it is bad and stressful in the extreme.

This place still gettin ya down then?

 

// chucks Guy a cold compress

When do you move? Everything else'll look better when you get that out of the way

 

I abhore moving house - it's horrible.

 

Who likes moving house though?

 

I've had to help two "friends" move house recently - arpart from getting to drive a white van like an idiot it was no fun at all

 

Well, by all accounts, my girlfriend. Shes weird.

Had me looking at curtains last night.


Shocking.



//waves at Paul

 

Curtains?

//shivers

 

// shudders

So long as you didn't have to touch any...

 

Ye gods TTG - enough already!

 

believe



shes going on about some roman design or something. At which point I acted out the 'father to a murdered....' speech from Gladiator in the middle of the shop.



She wasn't impressed by my acting skills.

 

LMAO - the acting was probably okay, she was likely more concerned about you waving your sword about in public.

Roman Blinds?

//sighs that he know the name of a blind design

 

//takes screen print

 

D'oh! [face_shocked]

So have you actually moved yet?

 

Picking out curtains. A sure sign of the condemned.

 

Nah, not gonan actually move for a few weeks yet. The woman's excited though. Groan.



I'm going to see Goldmember tonight.

Me and 14 of my essex boy chums.

mmmmmmmmmmm Ben and Jerrys..... //drools

 

the woman's excited though. Groan

Never thought I would see the day.

My worry with Goldmember is that we've seen all the funniest parts in the trailer. Enjoy though.