All I need to know from life, I learned from Star Wars.

Fear, aggression, Anger. These are the paths to the Dark Side.

Faith in your friends is a strength, not a weakness.

Travelling through Hyperspace aint like dusting crops.

Pass on what you have learned.

The possibilities of successfully navigating an asteroied field are approximately 3,720 to 1.

In pursuit of your goals, remember: The Force will be with you. Always...

Too slimy for spoilers!

 

- Never allow yourself to become as clumsy as you are stupid.

- Short help is better than no help at all.

- People who are more machine than man set a pretty sparse table.

- mind what you have learned, save you it can.

- It's not wise to upset a wookiee.

- Your eyes can decieve you, don't trust them.

 

The fool who follows the fool is more foolish than the fool himself.

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- Do or do not. There is no try.

- If you think you're being unfairly treated, it could be worse.

- If it seems all too easy, it probably is.

- If you have a "bad feeling about this", trust that feeling.

 

Dude. I have this poster. You want the whole list.

 

If it smells bad on the outside, it's worse on the inside.

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I used to have it too. Post 'em!

 

- Beware of old, gnarly, pasty-skinned men dressed in black cloak who claim they are defenseless. They may just have the ability to shoot electricity out of their hands.

 

Gold Bikinis Rule!!

 

Do, or do not. There is no try.

The good guys can lose. But it's not the end of the world.

Don't make a deal with the devil. If you do make such a deal, there is still a chance for repentance, but it'll cost you.

Some women are so pressed that even lame pickup lines work.

True evil is always self-destructive.

If they pull a gun on you and show every intention of using it, then any action you take upon them is justifiable self-defense! (I'm talking to George "OMG what kind of lesson is Han's shooting of Greedo sending to teh kids" Lucas here)

 

-Let the Wookiee win.

 

Size matters not, judge me by my size will you.
Laugh it up fuzzball.
He's no good to me dead.
Luke I am your father.

 

Don't get technical with me.

I'm in it for the money.

I've just about had enough of you.

Better her than me.

You're far too trusting.

What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it.

She's rich.

Lets get one thing straight! I take orders from just one person! Me!

 

-Sand gets everywhere
-Don't take with you pathetic lifeforms
-The hability to speak does not make one intelligent
-When you see 2 sunsets at once, your life is about to change
-I may have kissed my twin sister, but I don't know it

 

many truths we hold depend largely on ones point of view

probably the most important one..."do or do not, there is no try" I have no idea how many times this went through my head when faced with challenges

 

More life lessons:

Not knowing the odds against you is a good thing.

Your eyes can deceive you; don't trust them.

There's no such thing as "luck."

There are alternatives to fighting.

It's not over yet.

Give your enemies every opportunity to repent before taking the lightsaber -- or slave chain -- to their necks.

 

I'm not a Christian so the WWJD signs were so silly to me, until...
What
Would
Jedi
Do?

 

I don't have a religion, but being a Jedi and wishing to have the force come as close to a religion I can get for me. I have learned to be more patient, calm, and have become a lot wiser (even for my age) from the teachings of the Jedi. Awesome.