Buff, NY ***All New*** North Ridge Den

I should've worn more than just this robe to shovel today! Caught me a bit of a breeze. Can I get some crepes?

 

Sure can Jeff. I saved the last few for you.

Who's that knocking at the door?

 

Look! It's Santa and his fire truck!

What's he doing here?

 

*Hides* I'm not here if he asks about that missing reindeer!

 

Thought I would stop in at the Den with a few stoogies and brandy for the boys!

 

{crickets}

 

Won't be quiet here for long...

 

Think there might be Rumpus tonite?

 

Here I am, looking around, and I found a pair of stormtrooper boxers hanging from the light over the bar. Anybody missing theirs?

 

Can't be mine....I didn't wear any!

 

Not mine. I see mine hanging on my tree out front.

 

I brought a lava lamp for the Den. It's so cool that you can customize these now. This one has yellow water with brown lava. ...ahhh...very comforting.

 

That reminds me. I need to go to the store. It's been 2000 flushes already.

Grabs handful of pretzels and heads out to pick up supplies.

 

Careful, Chris - those were Jalapeno pretzels that Gil brought in!

Aye carumba!!!

 

I'll do my best to stay away from the open flames! Returns with supplies and puts them away.

Reaches into jacket pocket and pulls out air horn to wake up the sleeping guests.


<<<<FFFFRRRRRTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!>>>

 

Oh, I didn't hear you. I borrowed Marty's ear plugs.

Did you say something?

 

Laughs and remembers something about someone sleeping in a closet...

Throws another log on the fire.

 

Mmmmm. Toasty!

Anybody remember the marshmallows? I have the chocolate bars...

 

They're on the table next to the Macinaw Peaches and Italian Vogue.

 

I threw a couple more logs on the fire. It's cold today! Brrrrr...

 

Could somebody bring some more wood to burn? We're gonna need it today.

 

*Looks outside*

Who's kid is that stuck by the tongue to our flagpole in the yard?

 

Awww, Marty. Not again!

 

Maybe you can get unstuck by Easter. ...if it ever warms up.