All-new Top Ten things heard on the Skywalker's wedding night

Some months ago, a topic appeared. I can't remember where, but it was a simple listing of things heard after Anakin & Amidala got married.

Anyway, I decided that it's time for a new list to appear, so here I go.

Top Ten Things Heard on the Skywalker's wedding night:

#10: "Begin your attack run!"

#9From Jar-Jar Binks & Obi-Wan Kenobi, three doors down the hall) "Go Annie!"

#8: "Look at the size of that thing!"

#7: "The Force is with you, young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet."

#6:"In time, you will call me master."

#5: It is quite safe from your pitiful little band. An entire legion of my best birth-control pills awaits them there."

#4: "Anakin Skywalker! Only you could be so bold! When the Galactic Senate hears of this, they-"

#3: -"Don't act so suprised, your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time."

#2: "Use the Force, Anakin!" (Yelled by Obi-Wan Kenobi, three doors down the hall.)

and the number one line from the night when Anakin and Amidala got married:

#1: "Yippie!"

Well, some of these may seem pretty silly. Some might get me banned. (You should see the ones I left out, he he.) But I feel a fair number are pretty good.

Feel free to add your own, or criticize mine.

 

10. Ion cannons ready. Fire.
9. I thought I smelled your foul stench when I was brought on board.
8. Let the Wookiee win.
7. You're a funny little boy, aren't you?
6. Don't do that again.
5. I feel the conflict within you.
4. He's no Jedi.
3. My eye!
2. You came in that thing? You're a lot braver than I thought.
1. Utini!

 

All I can think of is

"Help you I can,mmm"

 

Curse my metal body! I wasn't fast enough!
She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.
Luke, at that speed, are you sure you'll make it out in time?
Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
He is here. I have felt him.
That's funny, the damage doesn't look as bad from out here.
Put that thing away! You're gonna get us all killed!
There's something alive in here...

 

Here are more!

This is the weapon of a Jedi knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster.
She's fast enough for you, old man.
Yeah, some of the other guys were telling me about it... they say it's quite a thing to see.
You're a fiesty little one, but you'll soon learn some respect.
You in, kid? Okay, stay sharp.

Keep 'em coming!

 

How about some new ones...

10. Negative, negative, it didn't go in.
9. Pull back and wait for my signal.
8. Now get on board.
7. We will not survive this.
6. Point it at the deck!
5. Let's hope we don't have a burnout.
4. Exsqueeze me!
3. Can you reach my lightsabre?
2. I never knew I had it in me.

And the number one thing heard...(...I can't believe no one has done this one yet)

1. Stay in that cockpit!

 

HOO-HOO!

"You got in here, didn't you have a plan for getting out?"

 

Okay, here's more:

"I already tried that! It's magnetically sealed!"

"The Force is with you, young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet."

 

10. "I have you now."

9. "Impressive. Most impressive."

8. "Higher! Aim a little higher!"

7. "I know."

6. "Bow chuda."

5. "Maxi big da force."

4. "What's in there?"

3. "It's too big to be a space station."

2. "If we turn back now we may never get another chance."

1. "Do! Or do not! There is no try!"

 

Imagine Sabé comenting:

"They did it!"

 

"They think their -----s so big." - Boss Nass

 

We've located a small exhaust port just past the main port.

 

"Stop her! Dees one's a decoy!"

 

I'm genuinely surprised nobody's posted this one:

"Get in there, you hairy oaf! I don't care what you smell!"

 

(somebody did)

 

Oops.

However, reading through the thread again, I don't see:

"Laugh it up, fuzzball!"

 

"The first transport is away!"
"Go for the legs! It might be our only hope!"
"Judge me by my size, do you?"
"Credits will do fine."
"This is an unexpected move. It's too aggressive!"
"I'm the only human who can do it."
"No! No! This one goes here. That one goes there!"

 

Getting a little dirty, Jedi_Ty. But it's funny nevertheless.
From the Empire novelization: (Albeit modified)

For a moment, Anakin thought of the simple tactics a farm boy might employ against a wild beast.

And the actual films:

"If you will not be turned over, then you will be destroyed!"
"Shoo! Shoo! Get away!"

 

Something just moved past my leg!
There's something alive in here...

 

I'm surprised I didn't catch anybody posting THIS one...

"We're going in, we're going in FULL THROTTLE."

 

"Like your father you make yourself more my servant"

 

"Who's scruffy looking"

 

Sorry if I offended you, DarthBoba, or anyone else out there. That was certainly not my intent. I am guilty, however, of going for a cheap laugh.