All-new Top Ten things heard on the Skywalker's wedding night

"Bend over and show me your dark side."

 

Darth Vader, only you could be so bold!!

 

"It's WORKING!! IT'S WORRKKINGG!!"

 

"I gave Qui-Gon my word. I will train Anakin."

"VOTE NOW!! VOTE NOW!!"

 

Cover me, Porkins . . .

 

"Queen Amidala is young and naive, you will have no problem controlling her"

"This is unexpected for her, its too aggressive"

"Senator Palpatine will need your help"


"Red 5 Standing by"

"I've seen the end of Kenobi, and I will soon see the end of Anakin"(play on words)


Darth Sin!

 

"Chewie get down here, she's hurt"


"Your overconfidence is your weakness"


"Your Taun Taun will freeze before you reach the first marker"


"What's in there"? "Only what you take with you"


"You can't get your ship out"!!!!


Darth Sin!

 

One more time!!


Anakin: I've come back for the training

Amidala: No more training to be required, already know that which you need

Anakin: Yippppeee!


Amidala: You Jedi are far too reckless



Darth Sin!

 

Amidala: "Are you sure the computer can hit it"

Anakin: I used to shoot womprats in my T-16 back home, this is not too much bigger



Amidala: "Stay in attack formation"

Anakin: "Yes dear"



Anakin: Everything's overheated

Amidala: You Jedi are far too reckless


Darth Sin!

 

There's always a bigger...(fish)!

You did it! You did it!

I'm the only human that can do it.

 

Good God, how did we all miss this one:

"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside."

 

Um, I don't think we did....

anyway:

"You're a traitor and a member of the Rebel Alliance. Take her away!"

 

NO ONE put this, so I'll do it.LOL

Listen! Listen, Artoo! They're dying! Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!

They'll be no one to stop us this time!

You Jedi are far too reckless!

 

"If they're down here sir, we'll find them."

"Holding her is dangerous."

"Never tell me the odds!"

"No, wait I thought you were blind!"
"It's alright. Trust me!"

"You want this, don't you?"

 

This thread is such a classic.

 

"Hey! You're not permitted in there; it's restricted. You'll be deactivated for sure!"


Ani walks out of the room. His hair is a mess, his shirt is on backwards and his shoes are on the wrong feet. Padme walks out of the room five minutes later. Her appearance is similarly disheveled.

Young Lando: Ha ha ha! I told you they'd do it!
Young Nien Nunb Nuts: Hehehehehe!

 

You forgot to add that Amidala is walking funny...

Thanks, Dark Lady.

 

`I have a bad feeling about this.'
'I don't sense anything.'

`You have much to learn my young apprentice.'

`There is little more he can learn from me.'

`I will train him then. I take Anakin as my padawan learner.'

`What's that got to do with anything?'

`When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not!'

 

"You no longer need those" (clothes are telekinetically removed)

 

I'm not afraid...You will be, You will be.

This thread kicks A**!!

Imagine right as the foreplay starts,"Anakin your lightsaber is poking my thigh"!

Padme says "Thats it"!!!!

 

10. Your skills are complete. Indeed you are powerful
9. Who needs a cake cutter when you have one of these. SSSSHHHHHWWIIIIINNNNGG!!!
8. I expected you to wear something happier. Black from head to toe was a little over the top Honey.
7. Will someone get this walking carpet out of my way!
6. OH YEAH! Thats it! Uh huh. Use the Force Luke. USE IT! USE IT! USE IT!
4. Mara, the Force is in all living things, it surounds us, it PENETRATES us...
3. Luke, no one ever showed you how to use one of these things? Here, let me demonstrate by putting it on your lightsaber. SHHHHWWWWWIIIIINNNNGGG!!! Oops!
2. Luke, that better be your lightsaber sticking me in the back?
1. Size matters not judge me by my size do you?

 

I always knew Imperial Royal Guardemen were a bunch of perverts....
"Size matters not!"
"Target. Maximum firepower."
"Yes, Lord Vader. The shield will be down in moments; you may commence your landing."

 

Oh come on! Lighten up- that was funny. Like the other comments were real pure.

Anyway, what do you think guardsmen talk about, how to stand up straight and not say anything. I mean we are just decoration. I'm supposed to protect a guy who can shoot lightening out of his fingers. Yeah right!!! Like we really do anything but play-fight each other anyway. Its a cushy job, but somebody has to do it.

 

Darth Boba, how could I forget!

DLM, you're right. This thread is a classic and then some! It's not the only good thread by Darth Boba either.

(Ani and Padme before they get their groove on.)
Padme: Is that your lightsaber, or are you just happy to see me?

 

This one's from somebody's sig:

"You're not the chosen one, you're a very naughty boy!"