All-new Top Ten things heard on the Skywalker's wedding night

"Well cut across the axis and try to draw their attention."

 

"Good, good! your hate has made you powerful...now, fulfill your destiny and take your father's place at my side!"

 

Don't know if this has been said before, but:

Amidala: You, like your father, are now... MINE!

 

Padme: Never even finished?!
Anakin: This time I will.

 

The last was my favorite. Here's another:

Would it help if I got out and pushed?

 

"Are you brain-dead?! I'm not going in there with two Jedi..send the droid!"

 

EDIT: Keep it clean!

 

Heh, thanks for putting something in that'll probably get this thread locked.

Anyhow:

Vader: "When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the Master."
Obi-Wan: "Only a master of evil, Darth!"

 

Haven't found this one:
" I don't care what universe you're from, that's gotta hurt!"

 

"You have been well-trained, my young Apprentice. They will be no match for you."

 

"That blast came from the Death Star! That thing's operational!"

 

" Hay, hay, steady girl... What's the matter, you smell something?"

 

"You, like your father, are now...MINE."

 

" Luke, we're gonna have company!"
Anakin: everyone's invited, of course.
" Just myself, the boy, two droids, and no questions asked."
Anakin: I've been looking forward to this for a long time.
Padme: Yes, I'll bet you have.
Anakin(to Obi-Wan): We would be honored... if you would join us."
Yoda: Impossible to take on a second.
Mace: The code forbids it.

 

LMAO, that's sick..

 

Padme: Hurry. The Alliance should be assembled by now.
Ani: If they don't go for this, we're gonna have to get out of here pretty quick.

3-PO: Oh, I can't bear to watch!

Ani: You've got a lot of carbon scoring. Looks like you've seen a lot of action.
Padme: Actually, there's not much to tell. I'm not very good at telling stories - at least not making them sound interesting.

Padme: That's not it, check it at the other end. Wait a second...
Ani: Hay, your Worship, I'm only trying to help.
Padme: You be more careful!
Ani: Well, I suppose I could hot-wire this thing.

Padme: I don't like this.
Ani: Well, what WOULD you like?
Padme: If this body is not capable of action, I suggest new leadership is needed.

Padme: You're lucky you don't taste very good. But I don't need this to remember you by.
Ani: 'Fraid there's not much left. Sorry I couldn't do any better, but I've got my own problems.

I'll probably get in trouble for some of this.

 

Padme: No light speed?
Ani: It's not my fault.

Padme(searching her purse): Dantooine... They're on Dantooine.
Ani: You no longer need those.

Ani: Ben... Ben... Yoda...

 

"Ani: Ben... Ben... Yoda... "

OMG!

 

Han: Come here you big coward! Chewie! Come here! (points to a part of his body)

Amadala: Close the blast doors!

Obi Wan: A "fighter that size couldn't get this deep into "space" on its own.

Han:"Our position is correct except...no Alderan!

Luke: Its pulling us in!

Ani: Even if I could take off I'd never get past those tractor beams.

Luke: Oh no! We've got to do something.
Han: Better her than me!

Ani: You'll get it.
Amadala: I better.
Ani: You will.

Luke: 3PO, Hand me those binders there. Ok. Han you put those on.

(Anakin exposes himself)
Qui Gon: Look out! He's loose.
Obi Wan: He'll kill us all.

Gold Leader: Its no good. I can't maneuver.

 

Ani: Al...most...there...

Ani: Everything under control; situation normal.

 

"Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope."

" Ten thousand, all in advance."

 

" I can't... it's too big..."
" Don't think; feel. Use your instincts."

 

Padme's parents: "What's going on up there?!"
Han(Trying to cover for Ani & Ami):"Ah, nothing, uh, had a slight weapons mafunction, but, uh, everything's OK now.."
Padme's parents: "We're sending up a section now."
Han: "Uh, no, reactor leak, very large, very dangerous.."
Padme's parent's: "Who is this? What's your operating number?"
Han blows away the mike:"Boring conversation anyway..Anakin! we're gonna have company!"

 

"you´ve got a lot of guts coming in here, after all you´ve pulled!"

...

 

"Ooni chowa wookie nipple pinchy!"