All-new Top Ten things heard on the Skywalker's wedding night

Just about every line of the Star Wars films has now been wrecked for me!

 

BWAHAHAHA!!

"They told me they fixed it! It's not my fault!"

And:

A stormtrooper screaming as he dies, followed by Cewie roaring, followed by a startled exclamation from R2.

BTW, the "Ben...Ben..Yoda.." one has me ROTFLMAO!

 

Well, yes, the whole "Ben...Yoda...Ben..dagobah system.. dagobah system...YODA!YODA!.."
monologue has been "interesting" to me, especially when he seems to be talking in his sleep!

 

It could be worse.... its worse!

Fear will keep them in line.

i can't believe i didnt see this one....
I find your lack of faith disturbing.

I've lost Atoo!!!!

Look sir, Droids. < LOL

Your powers are weak old man!!

 

You're all clear kid!

LOL
Commence promary ignition!

One more pass!!

The first transport is away!!

LOL
You have failed me for the last time.

Away put your weapon.

What is they bidding, my master?

 

man they just keep coming. as soon as i post one more hit me!!

LOL
Yoda, you seek Yoda.

You do have your moments.

He's all yours, bounty hunter.

LOL
Prepare the chamber.

Artoo come back at once!!

sorry...
Punch it!!!!!

LOL
We'll find han...

You cannot hide forever....

LOL
That little human is out of his mind!!!

sorry again....
The day started pretty oky tah ... just having a brisky morning munchen.

What do you mean my parts are showing!!!

Sometimes i amaze even myself!

stick a fork in me.... im done!

 

Apologies in advance:

Padme: "I've just got this thing back together, I'm not gonna let something tear it apart."

 

" It's an energy field ...it surrounds us, penetrates us; it binds the galaxy together."

Puts a new spin on the Force?

 

i haven't read all of them up till now, so sorry about any repeats...


There's alway a bigger fish.

Artoo, try and increase the power.

Stabalize your rear deflectors, watch for enemy fighters.

Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is.

Pass on what you have learned.

All too easy.

Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?

This station is now the ultimate power in the universe.

Young fool. Only now, at the end do you understand.

No time to discuss this as a commitee.

I've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of here forever.

Our operation is small enough not to be noticed, which is advantageous...

He's no good to me dead.

You have hibernation sickness.

Rest... I need rest... forever sleep...

You Jedi are far too reckless.

This is no cave.

...demanded by the Gods it is.

But should any of you wish to beg for mercy, the great Jabba the Hutt will now listen to your plees.

You tell that piece of worm riddem filth, he'll get no such pleasure from us!

(and my favorite of all) This is an unexpected move for her. It's too agressive.


I'm sure i'll have more later. Are any of these any good?

 

I'm sorry for this one in advance, but it was too good...

Backdoor huh? Good idea.

 

EDIT: Keep it (relatively) clean, guys.

 

"Lock S-foils in attack position."

" How feel you?"

 

As Anakin walks in on Obi-Wan and Padme:

"Cable out! Let her go!"



Let the love triangle speculation begin once again!

 

No, not that, anything but that!

Lightspeed, you are one sick puppy.

 

Has anyone thought of...."Where did you dig up that old fossil?"

 

"At that speed will you be able to pull out in time?"

 

Padme(after kissing Anakin): For luck.

 

How about this one?

Break of the attack, the sheild is still up!


Ahhhhhhhhhh, to late!


Anakin_Skywalker

 

"I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that."

I'm having a hard time believing no ones used that one yet, so tell me if I missed it.

"You want this, don't you?"

 

DarthBoba, is it alright if we use lines from episode II after it's out, and providing that this thread hasn't been locked? There could be a whole treasure chest. Actually, this is when it REALLY counts!

Padme: here we go again.

 

Guys-isn't this whole thread a spoiler?

 

Obi-Wan(to Padme)-'Give yourself to the Jedi...'

[From Hayden's screen test]

 

Just thought of this one-

Padme-'Giving yourself to the Jedi means giving WHAT?!'

 

We would be honored if you would join us.

You're making a mess..

..And these blast points, too accurate for sand people.

Thank the maker! This oil bath is going to feel soooo good!

I feel like..
Feel like what?
Like we're being watched!

Is the dark side stronger?

I'll be careful then..

You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done.

If this body is not capable of action, I suggest new leadership is needed.

 

" I only wish Ben were here."

" Stop that. My hands are dirty."
" My hands are dirty, too. What're you afraid of?"

" She's the fastest hunk o'junk in the galaxy."