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Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Poodu, Feb 8, 2001.

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  1. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    Lol! Truth be known, I don't much care for any of them. They're all sooo oily, sooo smooth to the point of complete ick, soooo...oh, I dunno.....well, British.
     
  2. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Each to their own...
     
  3. AlphaWolf

    AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    nothin wrong with that mate. :)
     
  4. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    Plus, I'm a woman. How can I like a guy who 1. keeps changing faces
    2. grows younger instead of older
    3. sleeps around like STDs don't exist
    4. is completely non-commital
    5. uses sex as a weapon

    I mean, come on! That kind of crap only appeals to men.
     
  5. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    I know..isn't he great..

    There is nothing better than lying on a couch with a chilled beer and some breadsticks and maybe a garlic dip...watching a Bond movie..

    Yes...the villans are crap, the girls are dubbed, the action: silly and unbelievable but that Astin Martin, those snappy lines...
    You just can't knock it...
     
  6. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Absolutely...
     
  7. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    Yeah, I like it too. Gives me great ways to imagine killing my old boss. Like that one where they put that guy in a decompression chamber and he blew up. I can definitly see Barbara in there.....
     
  8. Fungi

    Fungi Jedi Youngling star 3

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    My favorite would be Sean Connery closely followed by Pierce Brosnan - who happens to be IRISH Wormie. I know his character is British though.

    I really loved the car when when it worked by the mobile phone! Someone definitely has a great imagination.
     
  9. AlphaWolf

    AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    my car does that.

    but only on weekends. ;)
     
  10. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    The suitcase in From Russia with Love...

    Why??

    What a useless piece of kit..

    A Knife in the handle, tear gas disguised as talc powder and 12 golden coins...

    Bizzare
     
  11. Fungi

    Fungi Jedi Youngling star 3

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    LOL Alphawolf!
     
  12. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Austin Powers parody is cool...

    Dr. Evil: "Scott, I want you to meet daddy's nemesis, Austin Powers"

    Scott Evil: "What? Are you feeding him? Why don't you just kill him?"

    Dr. Evil: "I have an even better idea. I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death."
     
  13. AlphaWolf

    AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    no really. It does!

    I tried to control my girlfriend with my mobile too.

    it didn't work. damn beer. :)
     
  14. Sith_Minx

    Sith_Minx Jedi Youngling star 2

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    "There is nothing better than lying on a couch with a chilled beer and some breadsticks and maybe a garlic dip...watching a Bond movie.. "

    yup...same here. Although, probably more likely to be a chick flick or a fantasy/sci fi movie...or...ESB.

    Who do you all think could be the next James Bond? I like Pierce but he's not gonna last 4ever. And I note all Wormie's points above and agree...

    ...but I do love that Astin Martin...
     
  15. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    rumour says zeta jones douglass will be the next bond


    noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
     
  16. Sith_Minx

    Sith_Minx Jedi Youngling star 2

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    A girly bond?
     
  17. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    indeedy, a lady bond, what ever next?
     
  18. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    I think MoT is getting ideas ahead of himself there...Zeta Jones Douglas was rumoured to be the next bond girl, alongside Pierce...with a guest appearance from Bill Clinton (no joke)

    The next bond will someone weird...for sure...Robbie Williams is in acting school at the moment, so don't be surprised if they pick him...apart from his dumb voice he has got that young Sean Connery type look about him...
    I'm just glad that Mel Gibson didn't get the job as feared before Pierce got the job.
    I was personally hoping that Connery would come back...after seeing films like Entrapment, it has made me realise he's an old dude but still looks like a hard-ass!
     
  19. Fungi

    Fungi Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Casshie I didn't think anyone could match Sean Connery, but I was surprised with Pierce Brosnan.

    Can't picture a girly Bond! I don't even know of any actors that I could see as taking Pierce Brosnans place.
     
  20. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    nope sammy, there was a rumour on dark horizons a while ago that indeed she was up for a bond girl, but she wanted to be bond itself..er..himself..er..herself..whatever
     
  21. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Ahh! I retract my statement! However, I see it as highly unlikely that they'll do a gender change on James Bond...that sounds like Mrs Douglas getting too big for her booties to me!
     
  22. AlphaWolf

    AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    That would suck.

    and poods. I love the Austin Powers quotes!

    "engage the unnecessarily slow dipping mechanism!"

    now THATS comedy! :D
     
  23. Sith_Minx

    Sith_Minx Jedi Youngling star 2

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    It wont BE James Bond then! JAMES Bond is an institution we have all been brought up with.

    I mean...what the hell will they call her? Jane Bond?

    ...and thats just stooopid
     
  24. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    Next Bond should be:

    British ( Does anyone remember Lazenby )
    Around 30ish
    Dark Hair
    6 ft 1 or taller

    Hold on a minute... thats me...

    The names Bond, James Bond....now show me your pushy
     
  25. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    itd never happen, would it?
     
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