FF:NZ 'Allo, 'Allo ...

I see 'em, I see 'em.

<ducks in time as a piece of chocolate steamed pudding flies overhead>

You worry about those pizza's. I'll take care of the pudding.

 

'....that stabilizers broken loose again. See if you can't lock it down!'

 

little do u know that me yt-1300 can transform and is a southbot not one of those northycons

 

<picks himself up>

<loads sheep into the Anti-South Island rocket launcher>

FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!!

 

We don't need any more sheep down here.
Someone cut the Strait cable, we've gotta stop the power to that sheep launcher!

 

lol at sheep

 

Power? We just put gun powder up the Ummm... we put gun powder in the sheep then load 'er up.

 

just had some roast pork, potatoes, kumera, swede (not roasted) and carrots, followed by rice and sultana dessert and peaches, not bad for a student flat...

tomorrow i think we are having chicken breast with brie

i just can't stop thinking about food at present, am on some steroids that amp up appetite as a side effect

 

Swede? You eat them Southlanders

 

Pigalek enters with her Direwolf and begins slaughtering sheep

 

Oh my goodness it's Crocodile Dundee crossed with Hannibal Lector

 

This place has gone mad.
A picnic has become a slaughterhouse.
what is this world coming to?

And Chicken and Brie at a student flat?
I must be going dotty....

 

<tidies up the mess and sits back down at the bench>

Anyone for Chicken and Brie? It's on Humble extra. He's such a good Sheriff

 

<tidies up the mess and sits back down at the bench>

Anyone for Chicken and Brie? It's on Humble extra. He's such a good Sheriff

 

OOOOH YES PLEASE!

<wipes mozzerella, pepperoni, and chocky pud off swanny>

Any-one fancy an Earl Grey?

<opens picnic hamper from Super South Island utility belt>

 

I may sound uncultured, but that earl grey always tastes like sunlight detergent to me!
Just a strong coffee will be fine!

 

I drink Earl Grey when I have a cold. I'm a coffee man all the way

 

Yeah! Coffee and cigarettes, who needs all that food anyway!

 

You can keep the cigarettes, I won't be needing any of those.

 

I really wish I could say the same!Kids DON'T try this at home!

 

Smokin's bad, Mmmkay?

 

Climbs down from the tree shes been sitting in is it safe? lol

ooooo coffee

 

Coffee, C.O.F.F.E.E Coffee. OK every one say it after me... Coffee.

One more time... Coffee

 

An ode to Coffee

I like coffee,
Coffee for me,
I like coffee,
For breakfast, lunch and tea,
I like coffee,
Coffee is great,
I'd drink coffee from a cup, a shoe or plate.

<I must be desparate.>

 

'a shoe? poo!,
what a stinky shoe!'

And today was brought to you by the number 2 and the letter S.

EDIT: I just realised the next person gets the century on this thread.