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FF:QLD alternate ending chewbacca is lukes father (simpson's qute thred)

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by sith star, Jan 21, 2006.

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  1. sith star Jedi Master

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    May 29, 2000
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    I will have a coffee (marge)[face_coffee]
    beer it is (aussie)
  2. morgan-aleghieri Jedi Master

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    Mar 18, 2006
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    Dough, the stuff that buys me beer!
    Ray, the guy who sells the beer!
    Me, the guy who drinks the beer!
    Far, a long long way to beer!
    Soooo, I think I'll have a beer!
    La! La lalalala beer!
    Tea, no thanks I'm drinking beer -
    and that brings us back to
    beer beer beer beer beer!
  3. Luke_Sparkewalker Force Ghost

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    Oct 23, 2001
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    I can't belive Darth vader was luke skywalkers father!

    ohhhhhh, way to spoil the movie!

    marge, your as beautiful as princess leia and as smart as yoda
  4. morgan-aleghieri Jedi Master

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    Mar 18, 2006
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    Why are you listening to me? I'm just hair! Your head stopped 12 inches ago!
  5. Luke_Sparkewalker Force Ghost

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    Oct 23, 2001
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    Luke be a Jedi toniiiight!
    Just be a jedi toniiiight!
    Do it for Yoda while we serve our guests some soda,
    And..ahhh..do it for Chewie and the Ewoks and..ahh..all the other mupets!
    Luke be a Jedi Tonight!






    Hey, Thats MY name next to that peper steak and don't you forget it!

    You're all talk Hamill! You didn't even finish Jedi school!
  6. morgan-aleghieri Jedi Master

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    Mar 18, 2006
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    You must take special care of my collection of valuable and humourous bumper stickers - especially this one -->

    (points to sticker saying "My other car is a Millenium Falcon")

    It was given to me by a harrison ford look-alike.
  7. Luke_Sparkewalker Force Ghost

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    Oct 23, 2001
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    Is your name Ridley Scott or James Camron?

    No, its Homer.

    Well I'll ask you not to look at my screenplay Homer. And if I see a movie where computers threaten our future existence I'll know you stole my idea.

    I'm just waiting for my kid
    Mental note, steel his idea.
  8. morgan-aleghieri Jedi Master

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    Mar 18, 2006
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    We are hardly nerds - Would a nerd wear such an irreverant sweat shirt?

    [sweatshirt reads]
    C:\DOS
    C:\DOS\RUN
    RUN\DOS\RUN

    Hah! Only one person in a million would find that funny.

    Yes, we call that the Dennis Miller ratio!
  9. Luke_Sparkewalker Force Ghost

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    Oct 23, 2001
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    Compyglobohypermeganet, Junior vice-president Homer speaking! How may I direct your call?

    hands phone to marge

    It's paddy.
  10. morgan-aleghieri Jedi Master

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    Helloooo? Yoooouuu are a stuuuupid head!

    Homer? Is that you?

    AHHH!
  11. Luke_Sparkewalker Force Ghost

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    Oh well, perhaps I should quit my job

    picks up phone

    A hoy-hoy

    Hello Mr Burns this is Homer Simpson, the father of The Big Quiter. Well I'ld just like to say that I'm a big quiter too, and I quit

    winks into phone

    Homer, mr burns can't see you winking

    AHHH
  12. morgan-aleghieri Jedi Master

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    Mar 18, 2006
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    Hellooo, I am Mr Burns. I believe you have a package for me?

    Yes, and what's your first name?

    ...I don't know!
  13. sith star Jedi Master

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    but but the poncho hit the road square
  14. Luke_Sparkewalker Force Ghost

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    I'll come with you and on the way we can have a nice father-son chat.

    Great...I'll go shoot myself for bringing this up!
  15. NeecH Force Ghost

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    Not a quote but you guys might want to see this! :D
  16. morgan-aleghieri Jedi Master

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    Hah yeah I've seen that before :)

    Homer! Stop picking at it!

    Ooooh, but I'm so sweet and tasty!
  17. Luke_Sparkewalker Force Ghost

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    Bangs thumb with hammer

    Ouch! ohh good, that feels broken

    steps on nail

    Fiddle-de-de that will require a tech-nice shot. I'm not going to swear, but I m going tear this dog house down!

    Dad, this is no disrespect to your work man ship, but we bought a new dog house.

    But how could you offord one?

    There was more then enough in the swear jar, and if you look inside there's a surprise for you.

    looks inside

    Oh maggie..whooo hooo:rolleyes:

    no, behind maggie

    pulls out beer

    Awww Beer! Marge how did you know?
  18. sith star Jedi Master

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    May 29, 2000
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    come on your over stimulated lets get you home and get some beer into you

    wooo hooo
    beer beer beer
  19. morgan-aleghieri Jedi Master

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    Duff man - can't breathe!
    Oh No!
  20. NeecH Force Ghost

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    Feb 14, 2003
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    "Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the distubance!"
  21. Kahlan72 Jedi Master

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    OKay, I'm no Simpsons afficianado so I won't post, but sheesh people, are there any rules here? are you trying to mkae any kind of sense??

    NOt that I'm minding, cause some of these quotes are funny! I'm thinking of changing my machine message to Hello stoopid head :)
  22. Luke_Sparkewalker Force Ghost

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    sorry, will try to make my posts my understandable[face_peace]


    Homer: It's times like these I wish I was a religous man...

    Revrend LoveJoy runs past

    Lovejoy: It's all over people, we don't have a prayer!
  23. morgan-aleghieri Jedi Master

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    hah I don't think there is any ruleset here is there? I think it's just quote until you can't think of anything else to quote maybe ;) hah


    and..

    Bart, life is a constant battle between good and evil
    (switch to homer's imagination - evil homer dancing over grave of good homer)

    I am evil homer! I am evil homer! ~sings~
  24. Luke_Sparkewalker Force Ghost

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    Homer: Wait if I know me, he won't like being kicked in the crotch!
  25. morgan-aleghieri Jedi Master

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    Mar 18, 2006
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    Aww... Only I guy like me could afford that hat.

    Wait a minute - I'm a guy like me!
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